danceswithcrows
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Penguin-head, staff for a house panther, maintain a meme archive at https://crow202.com/2025/ , Farker, SCIENCE!..., whiskey, gyros, beer, and computers. Have snark, will travel.
How many Dust Puppies are in the average computer, though?
October 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How many Dust Puppies are in the average computer, though?
Chicken or Birria? You can Change My Mind! (Leaning towards birria, but your comments can affect my dinner!)
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chicken or Birria? You can Change My Mind! (Leaning towards birria, but your comments can affect my dinner!)
These two were self-contained sci-fi tales in 1983. 252 had an unusual layout. 253 had more pathos than average for the time as the FF couldn't actually help the aliens they found.
October 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These two were self-contained sci-fi tales in 1983. 252 had an unusual layout. 253 had more pathos than average for the time as the FF couldn't actually help the aliens they found.
Meta/Facebook covering up important safety studies? I'm shocked. Well, not that shocked. Also, 34 seconds from entering the site to receiving racism? That's horrible, and points out that people do not face meaningful consequences for being racists in some places on the internet.
September 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Meta/Facebook covering up important safety studies? I'm shocked. Well, not that shocked. Also, 34 seconds from entering the site to receiving racism? That's horrible, and points out that people do not face meaningful consequences for being racists in some places on the internet.
I can't even tell whether this tweet is supposed to be a parody or not. Sadly, the people at the top of this administration are universally some of the most corrupt, stupid, self-serving, venal, illiterate, drunk, and brain-damaged caricatures of humanity that I have ever seen.
September 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I can't even tell whether this tweet is supposed to be a parody or not. Sadly, the people at the top of this administration are universally some of the most corrupt, stupid, self-serving, venal, illiterate, drunk, and brain-damaged caricatures of humanity that I have ever seen.
Horses move their legs all the time, so if they break or damage any of the bones in them, things go bad very quickly. This is why this cartoon/trope exists.
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Horses move their legs all the time, so if they break or damage any of the bones in them, things go bad very quickly. This is why this cartoon/trope exists.
I currently have a 12oz jar of pepperoncini on the top shelf of my cupboard. I have this irrational fear of me trying to take this jar off the shelf, failing, and having the jar fall 3.5 feet onto the countertop and shatter, making a giant mess and costing me $3.69.
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I currently have a 12oz jar of pepperoncini on the top shelf of my cupboard. I have this irrational fear of me trying to take this jar off the shelf, failing, and having the jar fall 3.5 feet onto the countertop and shatter, making a giant mess and costing me $3.69.
2018-12-11, by someone using the Inspirobot motivational poster generator, is what I thought of immediately.
August 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
2018-12-11, by someone using the Inspirobot motivational poster generator, is what I thought of immediately.
It's been 18 years since I moved here, which is crazy. But I had a set of octagonal ceramic bowls, saucers, mugs, and plates when I was in Lansing, and I have no idea what happened to them. Goodwill? I know most of my winter clothing went there because Phoenix doesn't have winter like Michigan.
August 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's been 18 years since I moved here, which is crazy. But I had a set of octagonal ceramic bowls, saucers, mugs, and plates when I was in Lansing, and I have no idea what happened to them. Goodwill? I know most of my winter clothing went there because Phoenix doesn't have winter like Michigan.
Farming horror games: Welcome to Elderfield, We Harvest Shadows, Pumpkin Panic. The last one is pretty short though.
August 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Farming horror games: Welcome to Elderfield, We Harvest Shadows, Pumpkin Panic. The last one is pretty short though.
If you see this, post a redhead.
July 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you see this, post a redhead.
Breaking: Hawking's theories disproved; black holes *can* have hair.
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Breaking: Hawking's theories disproved; black holes *can* have hair.
It's terrible how modern corporations destroy so much for the most venal and stupid reasons. Also this PLIF strip was about 25 years too early, but they predicted a similar thing happening in meat space.
July 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's terrible how modern corporations destroy so much for the most venal and stupid reasons. Also this PLIF strip was about 25 years too early, but they predicted a similar thing happening in meat space.
Squirrels are usually a metaphor for chaos and not reaching goals?
July 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Squirrels are usually a metaphor for chaos and not reaching goals?
I got this JPEG from a friend. I made this pencil and at least 5 other boxes of 7 like it 31 years ago. The wood's darkened, the ink's faded, some details have been worn away. This may actually be the last pencil like this in existence. (When and how does art die?)
July 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I got this JPEG from a friend. I made this pencil and at least 5 other boxes of 7 like it 31 years ago. The wood's darkened, the ink's faded, some details have been worn away. This may actually be the last pencil like this in existence. (When and how does art die?)
"A chicken's head is more cost-effective" is not a sentence I expected to see at any point in time, but I guess it has come to this.
July 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"A chicken's head is more cost-effective" is not a sentence I expected to see at any point in time, but I guess it has come to this.
In Quantum Witch, if you solve a certain puzzle before you get the clue you need, you get this and the "Cheater" achievement. I, no, *everybody* needs Clippers Saves The World as DLC or something.
July 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In Quantum Witch, if you solve a certain puzzle before you get the clue you need, you get this and the "Cheater" achievement. I, no, *everybody* needs Clippers Saves The World as DLC or something.
Mystic the house panther concurs.
July 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Mystic the house panther concurs.
This Bloom County strip (June 25, 1983) was never collected in any of the print volumes available in the 1980s and 1990s. It's a shame, since a lot of us have been there with Yaz and we might not have had an Opus. readallcomics.com/the-bloom-co... about 3/4 of the way down.
July 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This Bloom County strip (June 25, 1983) was never collected in any of the print volumes available in the 1980s and 1990s. It's a shame, since a lot of us have been there with Yaz and we might not have had an Opus. readallcomics.com/the-bloom-co... about 3/4 of the way down.
*groan*, but have some penguins anyway:
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
*groan*, but have some penguins anyway:
Mystic the house panther is round and cobby like a British Shorthair, and demands punctuality at meal time. She sometimes refuses to take a piece of ham if I give one to her, which is odd.
June 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mystic the house panther is round and cobby like a British Shorthair, and demands punctuality at meal time. She sometimes refuses to take a piece of ham if I give one to her, which is odd.
House Panthers gotta represent. Mystic here is not that pleased about the existence of other cats though, and would probably growl and hiss at your boi.
June 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
House Panthers gotta represent. Mystic here is not that pleased about the existence of other cats though, and would probably growl and hiss at your boi.
Mystic the house panther concurs.
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mystic the house panther concurs.