For anybody who's new here: just know that whenever I post about having diarrhea, it will be when I am THINKING about having diarrhea, but NEVER while I am in the middle of actually having diarrhea.
That's the CROTCHFAT PROMISE™️
That's the CROTCHFAT PROMISE™️
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For anybody who's new here: just know that whenever I post about having diarrhea, it will be when I am THINKING about having diarrhea, but NEVER while I am in the middle of actually having diarrhea.
That's the CROTCHFAT PROMISE™️
That's the CROTCHFAT PROMISE™️
"Not to worry, interior offensive linemen grow on trees, we'll just solve this problem with comp picks and August free agent signings!" said The Ravens since Yanda retired
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Not to worry, interior offensive linemen grow on trees, we'll just solve this problem with comp picks and August free agent signings!" said The Ravens since Yanda retired
The Mandoline: "is this... the test?"
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Mandoline: "is this... the test?"
(sneezes)
"GROW UP."
"GROW UP."
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
(sneezes)
"GROW UP."
"GROW UP."
I can't know how to hear anymore about guys
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I can't know how to hear anymore about guys
What if you put, like, a churro in there? Churro pie. Is that anything?
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What if you put, like, a churro in there? Churro pie. Is that anything?
Shout out to all my fellow serial Thanksgiving non-hosters flying under the radar again this year with a 98-Oz. can of Glory Foods collard greens and some IKEA mashed potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Shout out to all my fellow serial Thanksgiving non-hosters flying under the radar again this year with a 98-Oz. can of Glory Foods collard greens and some IKEA mashed potatoes
"I have a two-part question, and it looks like I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM."
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"I have a two-part question, and it looks like I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM."