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Crotch Fat
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Ummm... HELLO?!

My DAYS are up HERE!
Smiley face on a plastic bag that reads "Have a nice day! Thank you!" with wandering eyes
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Care to explain?
Google Gemini search result for "Wednesday when you florpity floo" that reads "Based on the provided search results, there is no direct reference to a phrase "when you florpity floo" in relation to the Netflix series Wednesday."
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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STAY PLAT knuckle tattoos
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Humanity RN:
Wackiki Wabbit guy on a raft turning into a burger Wackiki Wabbit guy on a raft turning into a burger Wackiki Wabbit guy on a raft turning into a burger
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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What's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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What's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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What's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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What's up what's up what's up what's up
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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What's up what's up
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Me not caring much about a new meme format
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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MORE GUM
December 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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My birthday has earned me full THuFRO in bed (with wife!) privileges.
The Hunt For Red October, aka THuFRO, Blu Ray menu screen
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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wife and I are big fans of the sticker feature
VRABELS
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Pretty cool that Harvey from Stardew Valley finally got to be on Jeopardy
Jeopardy contestant Harrison, who looks exactly like Harvey
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"Sure, I can bring a vegetable dish."

The vegetable dish:
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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It's a living
Amazon delivery driver with a hummingbird head
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Spinal Tap "none least weasel"
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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(moans)
Pizza Pleasers
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Irresponsibly posting my location and gut health status on social media
Trail map that says "pain cave" and "twisties"
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I don't know you guys, I think Bari Weiss is killin' it.
CBS News headline "Baltimore couple arrives in Chicago for marathon to find hotel canceled reservation"
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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"hey you guys you know what would be funny as hell? if we all died. like imagine the stench from our corpses LOL we should totally all do it"
CBS News headline "What's that stench near Baltimore's inner harbor? 25,000 dead fish could be to blame."
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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"We already tried this"
Inspector Gadget catches Dr. Claw's arm in the title sequence
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I already blew mine on second basemen, but tomorrow I'm gonna do guys with giant heads
Remembering some guys grid, all second basemen edition
September 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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ITYSL the cops were just like oh yeah this is fine
August 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Narcissism.
Headline: how do the biggest stars in the universe grow so large?
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM