Allen Cross
@cross.bsky.social
Proudly delivering empty promises and lackluster results, since 1960.
Yeah, at least the original Weeping Angels didn't create huge waves.
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April 28, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Yeah, at least the original Weeping Angels didn't create huge waves.
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Subaru Brat, AKA The Chicken Tax Truck.
Google it.
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Google it.
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December 29, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Subaru Brat, AKA The Chicken Tax Truck.
Google it.
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Google it.
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December 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
'Coronate her? I hardly know her!'
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December 1, 2023 at 3:41 PM
'Coronate her? I hardly know her!'
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I'm surprised to see no follow-up "my instant pot" jokes.
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November 27, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I'm surprised to see no follow-up "my instant pot" jokes.
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Hey, LMK if you want more invites.
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October 29, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Hey, LMK if you want more invites.
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Wouldn't be surprised. :-)
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October 16, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Wouldn't be surprised. :-)
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I'm willing to bet automobile dealers were burdened with whatever emotive baggage average citizens had re: cart, wagon & buggy dealers! Lol
If there's one thing you can say for sure about 'American attitude' — even before the founding — it's that a good chunk of them are cynical, sarcastic SOBs. 🫤
If there's one thing you can say for sure about 'American attitude' — even before the founding — it's that a good chunk of them are cynical, sarcastic SOBs. 🫤
October 16, 2023 at 3:04 AM
I'm willing to bet automobile dealers were burdened with whatever emotive baggage average citizens had re: cart, wagon & buggy dealers! Lol
If there's one thing you can say for sure about 'American attitude' — even before the founding — it's that a good chunk of them are cynical, sarcastic SOBs. 🫤
If there's one thing you can say for sure about 'American attitude' — even before the founding — it's that a good chunk of them are cynical, sarcastic SOBs. 🫤
I would humbly suggest that you spend whatever it takes to add another animation, where your mechanical replacement pulls the blanket over her head, then farts.
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October 16, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I would humbly suggest that you spend whatever it takes to add another animation, where your mechanical replacement pulls the blanket over her head, then farts.
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First Rule of Wawa is they have a, never say the name Wawa.
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October 16, 2023 at 2:48 AM
First Rule of Wawa is they have a, never say the name Wawa.
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Especially like how the AI took artistic (or maybe autistic?) license with the spelling of 'free'...adding or deleting the letter 'e' — perhaps multiple times — seemingly at random.
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October 16, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Especially like how the AI took artistic (or maybe autistic?) license with the spelling of 'free'...adding or deleting the letter 'e' — perhaps multiple times — seemingly at random.
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Sorry, but I'm afraid that horse has left the kibbutz.
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October 16, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Sorry, but I'm afraid that horse has left the kibbutz.
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Actually, in Ford's case the 'next big thing' *was* physical stores... he had to build a nationwide network of dealerships.
Henry's people scoured the USA, looking for 2 basic categories of potential dealers:
a) car nerds with money + big dreams
b) blacksmiths with ambition and few competitors
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Henry's people scoured the USA, looking for 2 basic categories of potential dealers:
a) car nerds with money + big dreams
b) blacksmiths with ambition and few competitors
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October 16, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Actually, in Ford's case the 'next big thing' *was* physical stores... he had to build a nationwide network of dealerships.
Henry's people scoured the USA, looking for 2 basic categories of potential dealers:
a) car nerds with money + big dreams
b) blacksmiths with ambition and few competitors
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Henry's people scoured the USA, looking for 2 basic categories of potential dealers:
a) car nerds with money + big dreams
b) blacksmiths with ambition and few competitors
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Depends on which type of 'packing peanut' we're talking about.
A) Styrofoam — Rigid; impervious to water; breaks apart in tiny pieces. Pretty much indigestible, thus harmless.
B) Cornstarch — Soft & squeezable; dissolves in water. May contain toxins (e.g.: arsenic) to deter insects & vermin.
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A) Styrofoam — Rigid; impervious to water; breaks apart in tiny pieces. Pretty much indigestible, thus harmless.
B) Cornstarch — Soft & squeezable; dissolves in water. May contain toxins (e.g.: arsenic) to deter insects & vermin.
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October 13, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Depends on which type of 'packing peanut' we're talking about.
A) Styrofoam — Rigid; impervious to water; breaks apart in tiny pieces. Pretty much indigestible, thus harmless.
B) Cornstarch — Soft & squeezable; dissolves in water. May contain toxins (e.g.: arsenic) to deter insects & vermin.
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A) Styrofoam — Rigid; impervious to water; breaks apart in tiny pieces. Pretty much indigestible, thus harmless.
B) Cornstarch — Soft & squeezable; dissolves in water. May contain toxins (e.g.: arsenic) to deter insects & vermin.
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Y'know, personally — fuck Condoleezza Rice and her party line BS. She knows better.
It was bad enough when she was Dubya's 'genius' shill with the shit-eating grin, but it's worse with Hoover slush funds subsidizing her life as an after-dinner-speaking grifter...like a black, female Gerald Ford.
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It was bad enough when she was Dubya's 'genius' shill with the shit-eating grin, but it's worse with Hoover slush funds subsidizing her life as an after-dinner-speaking grifter...like a black, female Gerald Ford.
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September 10, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Y'know, personally — fuck Condoleezza Rice and her party line BS. She knows better.
It was bad enough when she was Dubya's 'genius' shill with the shit-eating grin, but it's worse with Hoover slush funds subsidizing her life as an after-dinner-speaking grifter...like a black, female Gerald Ford.
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It was bad enough when she was Dubya's 'genius' shill with the shit-eating grin, but it's worse with Hoover slush funds subsidizing her life as an after-dinner-speaking grifter...like a black, female Gerald Ford.
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Those 'boring, regular men' very well know who & what they are.
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September 10, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Those 'boring, regular men' very well know who & what they are.
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>> At Mar-A-Lago, I suspect it would be egg noodles with ketchup.
Henry Hill made a lot of dubious claims but having survived several tries at eating midwestern 'Eye-talian food' myself, I'm sure he really said something like this. :-)
youtu.be/ja3Die31ihk?...
Henry Hill made a lot of dubious claims but having survived several tries at eating midwestern 'Eye-talian food' myself, I'm sure he really said something like this. :-)
youtu.be/ja3Die31ihk?...
GOODFELLAS ending
Ending of Goodfellas
youtu.be
September 8, 2023 at 12:55 AM
>> At Mar-A-Lago, I suspect it would be egg noodles with ketchup.
Henry Hill made a lot of dubious claims but having survived several tries at eating midwestern 'Eye-talian food' myself, I'm sure he really said something like this. :-)
youtu.be/ja3Die31ihk?...
Henry Hill made a lot of dubious claims but having survived several tries at eating midwestern 'Eye-talian food' myself, I'm sure he really said something like this. :-)
youtu.be/ja3Die31ihk?...
I would have killed for this situation.
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September 7, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I would have killed for this situation.
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'Family style?' I'm thinking buffet, with a 'Make your own Sundae' station.
But I'd bet a close second choice is the TX Roadhouse set up... you know, 2 inches of discarded peanut shells on the floor with an occasional floor show of underpaid servers 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' dancing between tables.
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But I'd bet a close second choice is the TX Roadhouse set up... you know, 2 inches of discarded peanut shells on the floor with an occasional floor show of underpaid servers 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' dancing between tables.
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September 7, 2023 at 7:38 PM
'Family style?' I'm thinking buffet, with a 'Make your own Sundae' station.
But I'd bet a close second choice is the TX Roadhouse set up... you know, 2 inches of discarded peanut shells on the floor with an occasional floor show of underpaid servers 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' dancing between tables.
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But I'd bet a close second choice is the TX Roadhouse set up... you know, 2 inches of discarded peanut shells on the floor with an occasional floor show of underpaid servers 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' dancing between tables.
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Frankly, that's a better ratio than I would've guessed given their long-term lead on being the squeaky wheels, iykwim.
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September 7, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Frankly, that's a better ratio than I would've guessed given their long-term lead on being the squeaky wheels, iykwim.
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Oh, sure, the neon is a nice touch and it looks great on the wall. But how do you deliver a 3D devotional from AI video?
The Vatican — not to forget folks like Picasso and Warhol — will tell you: tangibles (relics, etc.) are where the money is.
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The Vatican — not to forget folks like Picasso and Warhol — will tell you: tangibles (relics, etc.) are where the money is.
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September 7, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Oh, sure, the neon is a nice touch and it looks great on the wall. But how do you deliver a 3D devotional from AI video?
The Vatican — not to forget folks like Picasso and Warhol — will tell you: tangibles (relics, etc.) are where the money is.
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The Vatican — not to forget folks like Picasso and Warhol — will tell you: tangibles (relics, etc.) are where the money is.
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But wow, it's super tempting to cross the chopstick line...
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August 20, 2023 at 11:56 AM
But wow, it's super tempting to cross the chopstick line...
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