Me and who?

You guys think we'll get a Glenn Danzig Christmas album in our lifetime?

It tempts me every day. #linux

Beaglejuice! #beagle

#sexualwellness

Suffering is not now, nor it should be ever a barrier to entry for happiness. Rest isn't a reward for back breaking labor or stress that makes you cry. If you feel as though you "earned" your happiness through misery, good for you. But don't expect others to volunteer for that misery.

The oatmeal comes in 4 flavors. I mix the strawberry and the banana (obviously) but I'm left with blueberry and peach. Surprisingly, not a terrible flavor combination. Considering a peach blueberry preserve.

Slicing two pieces of toast in half is 4 opportunities for different flavored jams and jellies. I don't want to be committed to one flavor on my bread. I'm polyjamorous.

New dopamine chasing euphemism. Chasing the pleasure unicorn. I've been chasing that fucking thing for years and I never get it. One of these days.

This latest episode of Dan Da Dan sent me on a feels trip I did not sign up for 😭. Real storytelling is being able to have both human testicles and profound sadness in the same episode. #anime

Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher

#chiefs

Same.

These are the changes I'd make to the computer keyboard

- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)

If I fill my page with this unhinged shit, I'll make friends right?

;) #catpics

Giving this platform a shot. I see a few of my friends making the switch. Lets see what it's all about!

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