Daniil Krizhanovskyi
@cropcead.bsky.social
Data Architect with Chaos in the head
I attempted to organise my Docker images. Ultimately, I deleted all of them except for one, which turned out to be a screenshot of a to-do list that I had lost six months ago.
#ContainerChaos #CleaningIsAVice #ADHDistributedSystem
#ContainerChaos #CleaningIsAVice #ADHDistributedSystem
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I attempted to organise my Docker images. Ultimately, I deleted all of them except for one, which turned out to be a screenshot of a to-do list that I had lost six months ago.
#ContainerChaos #CleaningIsAVice #ADHDistributedSystem
#ContainerChaos #CleaningIsAVice #ADHDistributedSystem
I finally have the motivation to start that big project. Unfortunately, the motivation is strictly for the idea of having started it already. #ProcrastinationNation #TheIdeaIsTheGoal
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I finally have the motivation to start that big project. Unfortunately, the motivation is strictly for the idea of having started it already. #ProcrastinationNation #TheIdeaIsTheGoal
I stared into the kale, and the void stared back, whispering of pepperoni and extra cheese. We came to a mutual, greasy understanding. #Futility #ExistentialSnack #Nihilism
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I stared into the kale, and the void stared back, whispering of pepperoni and extra cheese. We came to a mutual, greasy understanding. #Futility #ExistentialSnack #Nihilism
My brain has too many tabs open. One is playing music, three are frozen, and I have no idea where the pop-up ad for my last bad decision is coming from. #Overthinking #MentalHealth #BrainFog
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My brain has too many tabs open. One is playing music, three are frozen, and I have no idea where the pop-up ad for my last bad decision is coming from. #Overthinking #MentalHealth #BrainFog
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ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial
The main difference between a dream and a goal is a spreadsheet. And I don't do spreadsheets. #FollowYourPassion #OrganizationIsAFantasy
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The main difference between a dream and a goal is a spreadsheet. And I don't do spreadsheets. #FollowYourPassion #OrganizationIsAFantasy
My inner child is not healing. It's running the show, and it wants ice cream for dinner and to avoid all responsibility. #InnerChild #Adulting
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My inner child is not healing. It's running the show, and it wants ice cream for dinner and to avoid all responsibility. #InnerChild #Adulting
My social battery is not just low, it's been recalled by the manufacturer for being a potential fire hazard. #IntrovertLife #Nope
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
My social battery is not just low, it's been recalled by the manufacturer for being a potential fire hazard. #IntrovertLife #Nope
The productivity boost from "decluttering your desk" lasts exactly until you realize your brain is the real hoarder. #Productivity #Declutter #SelfHelpFair
October 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The productivity boost from "decluttering your desk" lasts exactly until you realize your brain is the real hoarder. #Productivity #Declutter #SelfHelpFair
Unsolicited advice: "Follow your passion." As if mine isn't napping through deadlines. Thanks for the reality check, universe. #UnsolicitedAdvice #FollowYourPassion #Sarcasm
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Unsolicited advice: "Follow your passion." As if mine isn't napping through deadlines. Thanks for the reality check, universe. #UnsolicitedAdvice #FollowYourPassion #Sarcasm
Carpe Diem? No thanks, I'd rather 'carpe remotum' and wait for the inevitable heat death of the universe. #CarpeDiem #Nihilism #CouchPotato #ExistentialDread
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Carpe Diem? No thanks, I'd rather 'carpe remotum' and wait for the inevitable heat death of the universe. #CarpeDiem #Nihilism #CouchPotato #ExistentialDread
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September 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ChatGPT won’t replace creativity, but it’ll expose who never had it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ChatGPT won’t replace creativity, but it’ll expose who never had it.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, existence is futile, and so are you." Feel free to steal it for your therapy session; I don't need validation from emotional toddlers. #BipolarHumor #SardonicSuperiority
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Roses are red, violets are blue, existence is futile, and so are you." Feel free to steal it for your therapy session; I don't need validation from emotional toddlers. #BipolarHumor #SardonicSuperiority