Ashley Martin
@crookedmoxie.bsky.social
Let’s create a world where diversity thrives, creativity knows no bounds, and everyone gets a seat at the table (or at least by the jazz band).
The way Trump and Vance (honesty that whole room) talked to Zelensky today reminded me of how victims of rape are treated when reporting their assailant.
Per @chrisdjackson.bsky.social on another platform:
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
March 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The way Trump and Vance (honesty that whole room) talked to Zelensky today reminded me of how victims of rape are treated when reporting their assailant.
We've got a bunch of Lex Luthors and 1 Joker. Now we need a Batman. @mcuban.bsky.social that you?
February 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
We've got a bunch of Lex Luthors and 1 Joker. Now we need a Batman. @mcuban.bsky.social that you?
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This really does explain a lot about Trump’s actions.
February 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This really does explain a lot about Trump’s actions.
I asked AI if Trump will get booed at the Superbowl today. I'm liking these odds. Who's with me?
February 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I asked AI if Trump will get booed at the Superbowl today. I'm liking these odds. Who's with me?
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
SAT Prep question
#1. MAGA Christians are to Jesus as
A. Flat tire is to a smooth ride
B. Compass is to true north
C. Fortress is a welcoming home
D. All of the above
#1. MAGA Christians are to Jesus as
A. Flat tire is to a smooth ride
B. Compass is to true north
C. Fortress is a welcoming home
D. All of the above
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
SAT Prep question
#1. MAGA Christians are to Jesus as
A. Flat tire is to a smooth ride
B. Compass is to true north
C. Fortress is a welcoming home
D. All of the above
#1. MAGA Christians are to Jesus as
A. Flat tire is to a smooth ride
B. Compass is to true north
C. Fortress is a welcoming home
D. All of the above
@youravgtransman.bsky.social welcome home, babe. 🫂✊🏻
January 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@youravgtransman.bsky.social welcome home, babe. 🫂✊🏻
I mean... Not wrong. 😂
January 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I mean... Not wrong. 😂
Let me add, feel free to abduct the orange one whom has been known to smell like "armpits, ketchup, makeup, and ass" (that correct, @adamkinzinger.bsky.social?) and conduct experiments. Like find out why he's the way he is. Is it the diet cokes that's rotting his brain or was he born an asshat?
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Let me add, feel free to abduct the orange one whom has been known to smell like "armpits, ketchup, makeup, and ass" (that correct, @adamkinzinger.bsky.social?) and conduct experiments. Like find out why he's the way he is. Is it the diet cokes that's rotting his brain or was he born an asshat?
"Woke mind virus" is a phrase that makes my eyes roll further in the back of my head than any sex has.
January 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Woke mind virus" is a phrase that makes my eyes roll further in the back of my head than any sex has.
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If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
"I think we have this idea that we're gonna make friends with bad guys and bend them to our will, and really we're just...friends with bad guys."
--The Diplomat, S2 E4
--The Diplomat, S2 E4
January 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"I think we have this idea that we're gonna make friends with bad guys and bend them to our will, and really we're just...friends with bad guys."
--The Diplomat, S2 E4
--The Diplomat, S2 E4