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Ebisumaru Fart Dance Enthusiast
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he/him — Enjoyer of kaiju films, wrestling and sleep.
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A close-up image of Samus Aran’s face in her Power Suit. Her nose and mouth are obscured, but her eyes are wide and livid.
August 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"Less than Zero." He merges the slimy pimp character with that of a dagger-staring, ever looming menace.
James Spader in a red shirt, viewed from the side. The camera pans from left to right in a brief shot of him looking away, towards something in the distance.
May 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Here’s what’s going on with me.
An image of a white and brown cat sitting in a fabric box of vinyl records. The album “Moving Pictures” by Rush is prominently displayed. An image of three skull-shaped glass bottles filled with soapy water in a metal sink.
March 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I may be completely off-base here, but I genuinely feel like Richard Ayoade could do very well as The Doctor, or at the very least a companion. #DoctorWho
An image of Richard Ayoade against a brown background. The actor has his arms crossed over his knee and he has a stern expression on his face.
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Set my alarm for 4:30 so I could play some Elite Dangerous before a very long day at work and woke up at 6:00 anyways.

Fuck.
View of a bedside table in a darkened room. Items pictured are a cheap Pac Man accent light(like $5 on Temu), a pair of smudged eyeglasses, a lamp(I don’t remember how much it was, but I know it needs dusting), a magnetic phone holder and a copy of “The Name of the Wind” by Patrick Rothfuss.
January 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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yo hallmark does fortune cookies now
The inside of a Dove “Silky Smooth Promises” Dark Chocolate & Almond candy wrapper. In a smoothed out section, there is text that reads: “Reset, Restart, refocus as many times as you want to.” And below this the Dove chocolate logo,
January 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Pardner and I have watched Red Dwarf from ‘The End’ to ‘The Promised Land,’ topping the series off with homemade chicken vindaloo and naan.
Overhead view of a kitchen stove, displaying a black pot full of a reddish-orange curry and a skillet with naan cooking in it. Picture of a table featuring a pile of naan, a bowl of chicken vindaloo, a Spindrift and a wafer bottle. In the background is a television showing the final entry in the Red Dwarf series “The Promised Land.”
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Doing a face reveal here, purely because I want to tether my actual identity to my digital footprint, not because I like how I look in my new glasses.
A white, blonde-and-gray haired male in a black polo shirt and glasses.
October 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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This. And woe be to the scrub that tries to grab the controls for Wolverine from me, because I’m gonna start crying and it’s gonna be embarrassing for us both.
An image of the six-player X-Men arcade game cabinet.
October 2, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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A still image from the cartoon Tom and Jerry, where Tom is grinning menacingly and leaving a room. Someone has photoshopped in a white rectangle with the phrase “Save to phone” in his hand to denote the poster of the image saving the OP’s posted image for their own use.
October 2, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Every time I read/hear someone referring to female-presenting/cis female folks as “females,” I think of Quark petitioning random dabo girls for an earjob.
An edited image of Giorgio Tsoukalos(the “Aliens” guy with the wild hair) with the face of Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 photoshopped over on. The text at the bottom of the image is the word “Females.”
September 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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In a perfect world, I would make my living by photographing the every lock and dam in the country.
A side view of Lock & Dam #5 in Elm Grove, LA.
September 27, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
Dustin Hoffman as “King Koopa” sticking his tongue out at Samantha Mathis in a still from the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie.
September 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,404,910!
An image with a white background and black text stating “Celebrating ten million users; number 1,404,910, MK Ultraman. Joined October 7th, 2023.”
September 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Coming soon, the new 2-CD Set, “Now That’s what I Call Shitting The Bed!”
Bowling Scores
June 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Needed an album image for my decompression playlist and the only image that stood out to me was that scene from “Green Mile” where Tom Hanks has a blissful piss.
Screenshot from a smartphone of a playlist featuring Aphex Twin, Chuck Barth, video game music and an image of Tom Hanks sighing in relief while urinating.
March 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Given the state of my country and the American public’s rapid descent into ambivalence over anyone who isn’t a white, Christian cisgendered person, I’ve decided to replay Persona 5.
A screenshot from Persona 5 Royal, showing the character naming screen. The player has named their protagonist “Beartrap Florida.”
March 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Bollywood Star Wars looks to be wild as shit.
An image of Darth Vader dancing with colorfully-dressed women in the background. (This image is AI-generated.)
February 1, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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At Zony Mash in New Orleans.
A tall glass of bright orange beer
January 27, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Lemonade out of lemons moment. The laundry rooms at my apartment are all busted, went looking for a laundromat that wasn’t closed yet and hit the damn jackpot.

Not Pictured: The very polite and friendly staff waiting for me to leave.
A clean, shiny laundromat. The dryers are metal-faced and clean. The recently-mopped floor shines.
December 28, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Bing Image Creator is truly fucking with me.
Anime-style image of a smiling blonde person with a pinecone for a head.
December 13, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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“Flower Illustration” by Masao Saito.

I’d planned on buying this book for my ex years ago, since she was/is obsessed with plants. Now I think I’ll just keep it.
The cover of “Flower Illustration” by artist Masao Saito. This book was first printed in 1990 and features several pages of airbrush paintings by Saito, as well as poems by Youji Arakawa. The table of contents. This version of the book was translated into English, while retaining the original script. A spiny, red flower on the right page and a poem on the left: “Yesterday, we met in the hall / your younger sister by your side / The two of you / stared at / the one of me.” A flower with white petals and another with yellow.
November 22, 2023 at 4:06 AM
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#ItCameFromTheFriendGroupDiscord
A screenshot of an ad from a Japanese pornography magazine. A translated screenshot from the same ad. It’s an advertisement for doctors that specialize in foreskins.
October 17, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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Finally seeing “Here Come the Mummies” live, with special guest “Dude Slowly Inhales A Burger While Standing In Everyone’s Way.”
A mummy plays saxophone while another mummy prepares for his trumpet solo Here Come The Mummies Dude enjoying a burger Dude pumps his fist to his burger(or possibly the band).
October 9, 2023 at 1:44 AM