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Ebisumaru Fart Dance Enthusiast
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he/him — Enjoyer of kaiju films, wrestling and sleep.
You know it’s over when you delete the Life360 circle you had with them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
August 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What is up with Asuka’s knee? #WWEEVO
July 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fear for one’s own sanity is the cost of self-inquiry.

#BubbleBathThoughts
July 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Glad Sami took the W, glad to see Karrion do more than the vague Jake the Snake routine he’s got going on. I wanna like the guy, but I need some kind of refresher on whatever the fuck he’s talking about.

Is he, like, the devil or something? #WWE #WWENOC
June 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Now Rhea vs Raquel in a street fight.

And this shithole of a country wants us to respect their shitty beliefs but demands our female wrestlers well full bodysuits. This disgusting country and its little pissant, racist, prince can once again; kiss the fattest part of my ass.

#NightOfChampions #WWE
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You know, I think they might be pushing Karrion Kross for a change. #WWENOC #WWE
June 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Not Roxanne looking like a mini Rhea 😩😂

#WWENOC #BWS
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June 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is it just me, or is the audience at #WWENOC really cool on the Rhea/Raquel match? #WWE
June 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Please keep letting Raquel Rodriguez do awesome shit. #WWERAW #WWE
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Is it weird to anyone else that #WWE is selling ad space for their lawyers?

#WWERAW
June 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Well, I didn’t think I’d be watching a shoulder dislocate in HD and slow-mo, but holy fuck, Liv. #WWERAW #WWE #RAW
June 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bayley is rocking that Leela from Futurama look.
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June 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Raquel is a beast holy shit. #wweraw
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So glad to see Asuka back, hope that reception in the arena was bigger live than it seemed on TV. Put some goddamn respect on that woman. #WWE #RAW
June 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching #SG1 for the first time at Pardner’s suggestion, getting increasingly pissed off that New Daniel hasn’t offered anyone a 5th Avenue bar.
June 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Roxanne Perez belongs on every RAW. So does Giulia, but you can’t have everything #WWE #RAW
June 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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“I’ve been a AAA fan a long time”

Pat McAfee referring to his car care.

#WWERaw
June 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I need a GIF of CM Punk playing the steel chair like La Parka

#WWE #RAW
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hulk Hogan couldn’t sell beer in a dry county.

#WWE #RAW #FuckHogan
June 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One day I, too, shall recklessly drive down that road.
Twin Peaks: Leland driving recklessly.
May 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Imagine finding out that your local orchestra played all of Gustav Holst’s “The Planets” and getting mad that you missed it.

I’m mad because Holst’s planets is bad-fucking-ass. Also, I didn’t know we had an orchestra.
May 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Man I hope they don’t throw that Jesus cosplayer out of #WWERaw
April 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#WWE Gable’s new gimmick is a damn Starbucks order.
March 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here’s what’s going on with me.
March 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM