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My additions to Nonfiction November 📚💙
In Search of Our Mothers' Gardens by Alice Walker Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge and the Teachings of Plants by Robin Wall Kimmerer Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body by Roxane Gay Weightless: Making Space for My Resilient Body and Soul by Evette Dionne
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I also need yall to understand that this movie poster here is the reason why I chose this mess.
Alternative movie poster for Half Moon. A man in a Party City wolf mask with his shirt ripped open, long nails, and brown paint smeared on his chest is in the foreground. In the background is a woman and a half moon.
August 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Now...I know this is gonna be a mess. We have found our movie, friends.

Let's watch Half Moon.
Movie poster for the movie Half Moon. A white woman in a blue dress and white high heels stands in an alley outside of a motel, Half moon high in the sky. The tag line reads: There’s something more dangerous prowling the streets tonight. IMDb screenshot of the synopsis for Half Moon. Synopsis: When down on her luck prostitute Rose goes to a hotel to meet a man who seems like the perfect guy, things soon change, and she suspects he could be the killer ...or worse a Werewolf.
August 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It's that time, friends. And this is already some bullshit.

Let's watch Osombie/Ozombie.
Movie poster for Ozombie/Osombie. A zombified Osama Bin Laden and other zombie "terrorists" are on the top half of the poster. Military characters are on the bottom half of the poster. Screenshot from IMDb for the synopsis of Osombie/Ozombie. Synopsis: Derek believes Bin Laden survived his sea burial. In Afghanistan, Dusty meets NATO forces on a covert mission. Derek's theory proves true as Osama returns, creating zombie terrorists.
August 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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We gon keep watching these movies.

Let's watch Bright.
Movie poster for the film Bright on Netflix. Will Smith is a cop and has his gun pointed down. Joel Edgerton is an orc and his gun is pointed out at something. Screenshot from IMDb synopsis of Bright. Synopsis: A detective must work with an Orc to find a powerful wand before evil creatures do.
August 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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We are still watching movies. Let's watch this mess.

We watching Vampyre Nation aka True Bloodthirst.
Movie poster for Vampyre Nation aka True Bloodthirst. Two men, one human and one vampire, pointing their guns at something. Snapshot from IMDb for Vampyre Nation aka True Bloodthirst. Synopsis: Set in a not-too-distant future in which a synthetic blood substitute, dispensed by the Romanian government, allows humans and vampires to potentially co-exist.
August 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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It's late but...we gon watch a movie.

Let's watch Bram Stoker's Van Helsing.
Movie poster for Bram Stoker's Van Helsing. The main character is sitting on a skull covered coffin surrounded by skulls in a graveyard. He's wearing a top hat and has a stake in one hand and a bloody ax in the other as bats day around. Screenshot of IMDb synopsis for Bram Stoker's Van Helsing. Synopsis: When his fiancée Lucy falls victim to a mysterious illness, Arthur Holmwood turns to a former rival in her affections - Dr John Seward - for help. Seward calls in his mentor, Professor Van Helsing, who quickly uncovers a terrifying truth.
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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It's way too late for a movie...but we gon start one anyway.

Let's watch Village of the Vampire.
Movie poster for Village of the Vampire. The main Vampire is on the top and the blood dripping from his mouth is pouring over a church. Five shadowed people stand in front of the church. Screenshot synopsis from IMDb for Village of the Vampire. Synopsis: Rebecca is searching for her sister, a young journalist who went missing while investigating a series of unfortunate events. The trail leads her to Timere. Here, Rebecca meets Caleb, a man whose dark gaze hides a chilling secret.
August 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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He acts like Mark Wahlberg and looks like Christian Slater...while talking about darwinism. Meet our inspirational leader...Terry.
Motivational speaker Terry in Aware of the Wolf. He looks angrily while pointing at a board with papers in his hand.
August 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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It's that time again. We are on Tubi and looking for mess and...we may have found it.

Let's watch Aware of the Wolf.
Movie poster for Aware of the Wolf. A man's professional headshot is scratched over with claws to reveal a werewolf underneath. Screenshot synopsis from IMDb for Aware of the Wolf. Synopsis: Terry is a life coach and motivational speaker for the meek and afraid, and his methods are very effective. But when his students start to become aware of the "wolf" inside of them, their transformations take a dangerous turn.
August 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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We haven't watched a weird ass movie in a long while. We gotta change that.

Let's watch The Blood of Saltville.
The movie poster for The Blood of Saltville. A Confederate flag in the background and armed men watching through the woods in the foreground. The tag line reads: "You must do wrong...to set things right." Screenshot from IMBD with the synopsis of The Blood of Saltville. Synopsis: Lawyer Grady Richmond is out of luck, his brother, Seth, makes a terrible discovery returning to Saltville after 20 years. 150 years after the Civil War, Saltville finds itself at the center of an epic battle against good and evil.
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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OK yall. Tubi did not disappoint. This looks a mess.

Let's watch Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace.
Movie poster for Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace. In the background in a stormy sky is Denise Richards with a gun, Cuba Gooding Jr. With a knife and blue eyes, another man with his fists raised to fight. In the middle ground is a man with large angel wings and a gun in his hand. He's for a cross on his chest. Ans in the front is a demon monster moving about a partially destroyed city landscape. Screenshot of IMBD synopsis for Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace. Synopsis: When an Iraq War veteran receives a calling from a higher power, he embarks on a mission to stop a fallen angel from raising an army of the dead to take over the world.
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Now you gotta find your whole family and estate murdered when your wig looks like this
Main character with his wig looking a mess. The middle and the sides are 2 different colors and textures and there's braids mixed in. Main character looking a Mesa with his wig. Messy middle part. Looks like he's got an asymmetrical bob but the front fringe is hella long.
June 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Yall know what time it is. Let's watch a movie.

Let's watch Moral Combat.
This ai imaged to hell movie poster for Moral Combat. There's a female ninja in the upper left corner, a young man fighter in the upper left corner, a womanly martial artist in the bottom left corner, and a greying ghengis khan looking villain in the bottom right corner. In the middle of them all is a cobra, fangs ready to bite. Screenshot from Tubi of the synopsis for Moral Combat. Synopsis: A prodigious martial artist goes on a journey to reclaim his honor and avenge the blight on his family after he's framed for drug trafficking.
June 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLIANTE?
A sketch of a deformed, muscle bound, butt chinned Popeye as an infant. The caption reads "He was their little angel."
June 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Yall...Tubi is back at it again. I just...let's just see what happens.

Let's watch Popeye's Revenge.
Movie for the film Popeye's Revenge. The title character is in a ragged boat, anchor in hand, storm raging in the background. Above him are the words Prepare for a Sea of Blood. Screenshot from IMBD with the synopsis for Popeye's Revenge. Synopsis: The legend of Popeye haunts a group of councilors as they intend to open a summer camp.
June 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It's that time again. Let's watch a movie.

Let's watch The Happening.
Movie poster for the film The Happening. Mark Wahlberg is standing in front of a bunch of cars that look abandoned. The background looks very doom and gloom. Very foreboding. Screenshot from IMBD synopsis of The Happening. Synopsis: A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide.
June 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This is another movie poster, and it's incredibly misleading. This is giving Mighty Joe Young, and this movie is NOT that.
Alternate movie poster for the film Congo. It shows a lush green forest. In the foreground are 3 characters from the movie. Enlarged in the background is a gorilla's face.
May 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I'm exhausted. The world is on fire. So, that means that we need to watch a movie.

Let's watch Congo.
Film poster for the movie Congo. The poster has a close-up of a gorilla staring forward. The title of the film is in the middle of the poster. And then a group of people walking into what looks like the abandoned ruins of an ancient civilization. The subtext of the title reads, "Where you are the endangered species." Screenshot from IMBD with the film synopsis for Congo. Synopsis: When an expedition to the African Congo ends in disaster, a new team is assembled to find out what went wrong.
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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It's that time again, yall. Let's watch a movie.

Let's watch Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Movie poster doe the film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Abe Lincoln is sitting in a chair in a forest clearing under the pale moonlight. His face is hidden as he tilts his top hat down and he's got an axe in his hand. Screenshot synopsis from IMBD for the movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Synopsis: Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.
May 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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We on a roll, friends. We got another movie.

Let's watch Bitch Ass.
Movie poster for the film Bitch Ass. There's a man in a half mask, holding a knife and looking menacingly. The title Bitch Ass is over his head and above that is the phrase "Who's the bitch ass now?" Screenshot of a synopsis for Bitch Ass from IMBD. Synopsis: A gang initiation goes wrong when a group of four recruits break into a house of horror, as they're all forced to play deadly games for their lives. Win and you live - lose and you die.
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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BITCH I'M 10 SECONDS IN AND I'M WHEEZING
Black screen with the text: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Black screen with the text: The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual persons or event.... Black screen with the text: ........BUT NIGGAS BE CRAZY
May 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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OK yall. Let's watch another movie. This one is relatively short.

Let's watch African American Psycho: The Hip Hop Freak.
Movie poster for the film African American Psycho: The Hip Hop Freak. There's shattered glass parted by a knife. Each pane of glass shows a character in film. One pane has a Black man wearing sunglasses. The reflection of the knife shows a Black woman in a white tank top and a black skirt. And another pane has a Black man peeling what looks like a skin care mask off his face. A screenshor of the synopsis for the movie African American Psycho: The Hip Hop Freak. Synopsis: Caught between his life in the spotlight and the private dark side he keeps hidden, a rap artist and mogul struggles to maintain his grip on reality.
May 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Besties...we ain't watched a movie together in awhile. Let's change that.

Let's watch Blood, Sweat, and Cheer.
A while woman with brown hair in a ponytail and blond bangs is standing with pompoms out in front of her. There's blood spatter behind the movie title Blood, Sweat, and Cheer. Screeshot of the synopsis for Blood, Sweat, and Cheer. Synopsis: A suburban divorcée masquerades as her teenage daughter in a twisted attempt to make the dance squad at a local high school.
May 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM