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Crocs & Castles
@crocsandcastles.bsky.social
Shogazé and arguing with strangers

Classically trained noise artist

He/Him
I hope this means they're turning twitter into a rotary speaker
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Protip: whenever a rightwinger uses "They" vaguely, ask if they mean Italians. When they refuse, continue treating them like "They" means italians
December 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I think the UHC ceo death is giving me a manic episode, so I need y'all to help me chase that dragon before I crash
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Man I hate being an empath. I was up all night thinking about your mistakes
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Couldn't wait any longer. Fuck it, we ball
Waiting for a pair of pants to be delivered so I can go to a party, what even is my life
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Waiting for a pair of pants to be delivered so I can go to a party, what even is my life
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Fuck it, anarcho-jazz
November 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Help Nico if you can!
A homie from the Florida scene I’ve known for like a decade now! A very kind person who deserves to have their kindness repaid to them!!!!
hi everyone! if u could share this around, i got into a gnarly accident breaking my humerus in half, needing surgery. i might out of work for 3 months minimum, and the surgery cost + ambulance with insurance is still around 13k. anything helps. ty ❣️ tinyurl.com/nicogfm

#mutualaid
Donate to Support Nico's Recovery and Living Expenses, organized by Nico Bacigalupo
Hello, my name's Nico. I'm a barista, a musician, a social media manager f… Nico Bacigalupo needs your support for Support Nico's Recovery and Living Expenses
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November 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Chappell, I got your number
I'm gunna make you mine
Chappell I got your number
H-O-T-T-O-G-O-9
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Being a noise artist is wild. What do you mean you play the spring?
November 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Toddhood is a spectrum
November 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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If anyone wants to make me a happy little gremlin for surviving another winter hell, this would make life significantly more interesting and fun, but in a practical way. Donations can go to paypal in bio.

www.korg.com/us/products/...
nanoKEY Fold - FOLDABLE MIDI KEYBOARD | KORG (USA)
PLUG IT, PLAY IT, TOUCH IT, FOLD IT. nanoKEY Fold: Your Ultimate Portable Music Companion!
www.korg.com
November 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Peanut butter is more interchangeable with cream cheese than it isn't
November 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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looking for a few hundred friends :)
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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made a list of some anarchists from twitter to follow on here, lmk if i should expand it
go.bsky.app/QqUo4FJ
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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The onion buying infowars has me wondering how much the trapt band official website would cost
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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who wants to be my first sale on bluesky?! ive sold close to 100 paintings now all across the interwebz, i ship worldwide w ups. every single one has arrived in perfect condition. please consider getting something today 🙏🦋🥺
okay yall, bluesky-only sale on my art goes today thru tomorrow cuz rent is coming up in 2 days, everything below 1300 is 10% off and everything above is 20% off. dm me if you see something you like!
Hi comrades💚 I’ve got many original oil/acrylic paintings available🖼️🖌️🎨Dm me if interested! I also have prints/other cool stuff. Details about each available painting below🧵👇
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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i am going to assassinate moo deng
November 14, 2024 at 5:39 PM
New hobby just dropped:

Sending people emails that just say "HELP" from burner accounts
November 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Gunna start a Beatles tribute with guys from the cardiologist's office.

We'll call it Sgt Peppers Faulty Hearts Club Band
November 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
My twitter getting locked for a week on 8/11 is my own personal European 9/11
November 9, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Deleted Bill and Ted scene where they take Boole to Salem and accidentally cause them to be called the Which Trials
November 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Monarchists are the funniest fuckin people. All you've gotta do is call the king a nepobaby and they lose it
November 2, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Showering 2 days in a row? What am I, employed?
November 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM