who Isn't a fan of Beaks and Bird Claws and all the rest of it

I think the common (somehow) hypnosis joke of acting like some sort of chicken/bird surely pairs well with being stuck in some sort of suit with big useless wing arms

but like that's Embarrassing, and besides bird suits don't even fit big tails like (Purely Unrelated Example) this guy's (Unrelated)

since when were they metal!! how are they supposed to come off!

personally what I would do to the kobold is

Break Free Of The Nora Suit

seems far too high for me but if you say so I'm sure someone will come along and be sure to make some additions that can bring that safely down to 0

maybe the problem is that you're saying Rental, as if they'd be Temporary or something

everyone's going to notice anyway it's only a matter of time, what difference does it make if I point it out first

I can't believe they're letting you have a whole additional spatial dimension, that's like 50% more dimensions. is that even allowed

I'm a gator the rest of the time too!!

if the influence of earthbound on rpgs has taught me anything it's that people love to get so hooked on subverting the form that subverting the form becomes the form

you would know I'm not a kobold if I was simply given the opportunity to state my case!!

what if you're faking it but in like the placebo effect way and they're just giving you sugar pills but it's actually working anyway

yeah kobolds do seem to get Hindered and Edged pretty often

he's the one I always post!! the pink one!