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@crocogatordile.bsky.social
🔞 can't be bothered to make an alt this time.
if you want a clean account just like go to my tumblr or something
(art by @steamedollie.bsky.social!)
nothing like participating in some timely holiday traditions, like

...wait, what's with all the--

eggs aren't meant to go in there--!
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
(followup by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)

hang on it was only supposed to be one vote per person--
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think the common (somehow) hypnosis joke of acting like some sort of chicken/bird surely pairs well with being stuck in some sort of suit with big useless wing arms

but like that's Embarrassing, and besides bird suits don't even fit big tails like (Purely Unrelated Example) this guy's (Unrelated)
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🔇⁉️💦

(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social!)
August 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
also a follow-up to this one

✅️ looks like a kobold
✅️ takes dragon cock like a kobold
the evidence isn't looking too good
July 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
finally getting around to posting this art from @thekoboldking.bsky.social!

...meanwhile Not finally getting acclimated to all that gear he's stuck in. those shaky legs aren't just gonna train themselves, you know
July 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
also speaking of that little kobold tf comic, never got around to posting this extra standalone one (also by @60percentscalie.bsky.social)

...which uh, Could Be Anybody
April 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
realizing I never posted the Prank @thekoboldking.bsky.social pulled on me a little while ago. yeah Very Funny. no no it's fine really I just need someone to help me with the zipper on this thing so I can tell him how much I appreciate his Comedy
April 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)
look, just don't listen to him, maybe if what he was saying was true he wouldn't need to pin my mouth shut
March 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
(art by @exophile.bsky.social!)
I'm sure all this simply started as a chance to try this sort of equipment for free
...while conveniently leaving out how long he'd be required to Keep trying it out once strapped in
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
posting Only Known Attempt At Deliberately Looking Hot
December 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Even More art from @trout.bsky.social, plus his curser guy

really gotta be careful not to get hit with those vague, conceptual curses, total pain to identify and I mean you're pretty much giving a blank check to whoever determines the rules for those things
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
another one by @trout.bsky.social!

pinned down and engaging in a vigorous bout of, uh, whatever the terminology works out to when you're stuck wearing some discreet part-swapping portals and getting rutted... except They're using Your cock..? to fuck themself..??

bottoming, whatever it is
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
another one by @trout.bsky.social!

if you think he's flustered now just wait until he catches the frenzy
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
here have a pile of art from the @trout.bsky.social raffle stream I got a while ago

featuring a gay gator winding up in a straight situation, cheerleading that'll Definitely Totally get trout's gator to plow him someday Surely, a wanted posted for some sort of doppelganger, and, finally, The Gay
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 AM
extremely extremely good new commission from @kiwyne.bsky.social! stuff that gator in more layers!!
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
(art by @lordvile.bsky.social)
when you think about it this could almost act as a sequel to that Kobold Auction art
almost. not that it actually is.
because I'm not a kobold

but it's hard to convince a dragon otherwise once they've settled on something like that
November 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)

Convenient Rear Access is one of only two known uses of zippers on those suits weary's always stuck in

obviously putting him Into the suit is the other known use. a theoretical third use involving getting him back Out has been posited but is highly unlikely
November 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
would be remiss not to post Skeleton Weary before halloween's over, even if I have already been using him as my icon all month elsewhere

(art by derFisch)
October 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
this is, uh, also definitely all a big misunderstanding, I assure you

(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)
October 29, 2024 at 7:49 PM
(art by @trout.bsky.social)

look there's been a serious misunderstanding here, I swear
October 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
(art by @trout.bsky.social)

this would blow up if I saved it until this site added polls but also there's no way a poll would go in my favor

best I can do this time around is Likes=Gator and Reposts=Kobold. which is totally rigged. deal with it
October 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
(art by @exophile.bsky.social)

obviously the situation's rigged against him, you really think they'd let him sneak away with that gear still on? those gator-size ballgags can't be cheap
October 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
(one more by @shinywark.bsky.social)

trust me this is totally an important part of the training process before stuffing him into the rest of the suit. some sort of, uh, mask-on endurance training, or, like...
conditioning him by way of...?
...
look, point is the wearysuit head isn't coming back off
October 24, 2024 at 4:19 AM
(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)

you're telling me there's a What behind the mascot? come on, if you're gonna lie you could at least try to sound believable
October 24, 2024 at 12:35 AM