Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
@crocgod.bsky.social
((…why does he look like qui gon jinn?
December 23, 2024 at 4:10 AM
((…why does he look like qui gon jinn?
“Bullshit, you are my kid, and kids get gifts. The thumb pad on the door doesn’t accept my thumb print anyway. I don’t wanna get gored by some robo pig.”
December 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
“Bullshit, you are my kid, and kids get gifts. The thumb pad on the door doesn’t accept my thumb print anyway. I don’t wanna get gored by some robo pig.”
“AH, CRAB!”
a close up of a hammer on a wall with fox 43 on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a hammer on a wall with fox 43 on the bottom
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December 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
“AH, CRAB!”
Warning: will be lost in the fog
Or sea
Or road
Or sea
Or road
December 19, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Warning: will be lost in the fog
Or sea
Or road
Or sea
Or road
“I SENSE GREAT EVIL IN YOUR FUTURE GREEN M-“
He double checked
“Oh Woops, forget I said anything.”
He double checked
“Oh Woops, forget I said anything.”
December 19, 2024 at 8:34 PM
“I SENSE GREAT EVIL IN YOUR FUTURE GREEN M-“
He double checked
“Oh Woops, forget I said anything.”
He double checked
“Oh Woops, forget I said anything.”
“Ah. At least you missed any major arteries that way. Was it an intentional shot?”
A small pouch opened on his hip, and a metal slime crawled out, forming into a chair.
A small pouch opened on his hip, and a metal slime crawled out, forming into a chair.
December 19, 2024 at 8:34 PM
“Ah. At least you missed any major arteries that way. Was it an intentional shot?”
A small pouch opened on his hip, and a metal slime crawled out, forming into a chair.
A small pouch opened on his hip, and a metal slime crawled out, forming into a chair.
“Sorry, thought you were a musician I traumatized.”
He’s trying to brush off his insane ramblings.
He’s trying to brush off his insane ramblings.
December 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
“Sorry, thought you were a musician I traumatized.”
He’s trying to brush off his insane ramblings.
He’s trying to brush off his insane ramblings.
“…Deadmaus? Is that you? I’m sorry for blowing up that rat at your concert.”
He’s too stupid to realize-
He’s too stupid to realize-
December 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
“…Deadmaus? Is that you? I’m sorry for blowing up that rat at your concert.”
He’s too stupid to realize-
He’s too stupid to realize-
“HOLY SHIT THE FISH TALKS?!”
December 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
“HOLY SHIT THE FISH TALKS?!”
“What about sending him to jail?”
He’s giving her a look. Which look is up to her.
He’s giving her a look. Which look is up to her.
December 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
“What about sending him to jail?”
He’s giving her a look. Which look is up to her.
He’s giving her a look. Which look is up to her.
“…The fuck? No?”
He’s now in a male form and just staring down the browies. He can smell the fact they are edibles.
He’s now in a male form and just staring down the browies. He can smell the fact they are edibles.
December 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
“…The fuck? No?”
He’s now in a male form and just staring down the browies. He can smell the fact they are edibles.
He’s now in a male form and just staring down the browies. He can smell the fact they are edibles.
“Nobody, a demon just crawled out of the Du’at and I had to go clean it up. This kind of thing happens every so often.”
December 17, 2024 at 9:26 PM
“Nobody, a demon just crawled out of the Du’at and I had to go clean it up. This kind of thing happens every so often.”