Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
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“Oh, I don’t care about gaining worshippers or any of that. If you want to worship me, that’s your own prerogative. I care about two things in this world: my river and my wife.”
At least she’s being blunt about her view.
At least she’s being blunt about her view.
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ㅤtwirling her hand around her wrist before taking another puff.
ㅤ" i could count on mah hands the number of em that tried tah ' woo ' me, 'er some other bullshit..
ㅤsorry, i jus' ain't got much respect left tah give, sugarcube. "
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ㅤtwirling her hand around her wrist before taking another puff.
ㅤ" i could count on mah hands the number of em that tried tah ' woo ' me, 'er some other bullshit..
ㅤsorry, i jus' ain't got much respect left tah give, sugarcube. "
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January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Oh, I don’t care about gaining worshippers or any of that. If you want to worship me, that’s your own prerogative. I care about two things in this world: my river and my wife.”
At least she’s being blunt about her view.
At least she’s being blunt about her view.
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
((Hey everyone, go swarm this dork
/🪲/- I want to make her do weird shit but im worried im scaring people off ☹️
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
((Hey everyone, go swarm this dork
“I’m used to people that do. It’s a nice change of pace. As for that reaction, I’m guessing you don’t believe me?”
She pulls out a cup from under one of the crocodile heads and sticks her finger inside, anomalously producing wine from her finger tips like some sort of unhygienic faucet. +
She pulls out a cup from under one of the crocodile heads and sticks her finger inside, anomalously producing wine from her finger tips like some sort of unhygienic faucet. +
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ㅤ" oh, good gravy... "
ㅤa mutter and a grumble, dropping her attention away as she rolled the cig between her digits. though, icy hues would drift back upon the other's acknowledgment.
ㅤ" huh.. uhuh, yeah... i ain't an asshole. no reason to fog yah out. "
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ㅤ" oh, good gravy... "
ㅤa mutter and a grumble, dropping her attention away as she rolled the cig between her digits. though, icy hues would drift back upon the other's acknowledgment.
ㅤ" huh.. uhuh, yeah... i ain't an asshole. no reason to fog yah out. "
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“Because I’m a god. I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic sense either. Sometimes something needs smote.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“I’m used to people that do. It’s a nice change of pace. As for that reaction, I’m guessing you don’t believe me?”
She pulls out a cup from under one of the crocodile heads and sticks her finger inside, anomalously producing wine from her finger tips like some sort of unhygienic faucet. +
She pulls out a cup from under one of the crocodile heads and sticks her finger inside, anomalously producing wine from her finger tips like some sort of unhygienic faucet. +
“Because I’m a god. I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic sense either. Sometimes something needs smote.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
ㅤ
ㅤ" huh. yer loss. "
ㅤlowering the pack, pocketing it again and instead removing a lighter. taking a toke off, blowing the smoke down and away from the other woman. before continuing.
ㅤ" the hell yah need tah be dramatic for ? thought the shoulder pads were 'nough. "
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ㅤ" huh. yer loss. "
ㅤlowering the pack, pocketing it again and instead removing a lighter. taking a toke off, blowing the smoke down and away from the other woman. before continuing.
ㅤ" the hell yah need tah be dramatic for ? thought the shoulder pads were 'nough. "
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“Nah. Just was curious if it was the real thing or not. I use prop cigarettes sometimes when I want to be dramatic though.”
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“Because I’m a god. I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic sense either. Sometimes something needs smote.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
She pats the heads with a grin.
“And thanks for not blowing the smoke at me.”
“Nah. Just was curious if it was the real thing or not. I use prop cigarettes sometimes when I want to be dramatic though.”
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
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ㅤraising a brow, turning her head to actually give the stranger more of her attention.
ㅤ" uh.. had my first when i was... le's see -
ㅤwhen i was 'bout 22 or so ?
ㅤworsened in mah thirties. you want one ? "
ㅤoffering the pack.
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ㅤraising a brow, turning her head to actually give the stranger more of her attention.
ㅤ" uh.. had my first when i was... le's see -
ㅤwhen i was 'bout 22 or so ?
ㅤworsened in mah thirties. you want one ? "
ㅤoffering the pack.
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“You bet they are. These ones are refined for display, but I do keep a trick in them.”
She was used to getting the stares at least, so that didn’t phase her. What did was the cigs.
“…How long you been smoking those things?”
She was used to getting the stares at least, so that didn’t phase her. What did was the cigs.
“…How long you been smoking those things?”
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“Nah. Just was curious if it was the real thing or not. I use prop cigarettes sometimes when I want to be dramatic though.”
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
She stared at the pack with a smirk. At least she was kind enough to offer.
“Yeah, but worshippers die, and I have a nasty habit of dying too. Just got lucky enough to live this long.”
"Yeah. The damn thing's kinda got a bit of grip on me, so I'm doing what I can with it."
He shrugged his shoulders, adjusting his coat.
"Hey, Rager's kind of a cool name too! I mean, at least you got worshipers and shit."
He shrugged his shoulders, adjusting his coat.
"Hey, Rager's kind of a cool name too! I mean, at least you got worshipers and shit."
“Oh is the magic sword why they gave you the name of a sports drink? Eh, I get that. It’s a better nickname than ‘The Rager’.”
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
“Yeah, but worshippers die, and I have a nasty habit of dying too. Just got lucky enough to live this long.”
“Oh is the magic sword why they gave you the name of a sports drink? Eh, I get that. It’s a better nickname than ‘The Rager’.”
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
"Well, damn! Color me impressed..."
He chortled a bit, but he was intrigued.
"And please, I ain't no damn super hero. Just a guy with a magic sword and a death wish looking to make a quick buck."
He chortled a bit, but he was intrigued.
"And please, I ain't no damn super hero. Just a guy with a magic sword and a death wish looking to make a quick buck."
“Yep. That’s me, super hero. Luckily despite being a war god, I’m chill. I’m relaxed.”
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
January 27, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“Oh is the magic sword why they gave you the name of a sports drink? Eh, I get that. It’s a better nickname than ‘The Rager’.”
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
She begins to adjust the pauldrons on her shoulders, just making sure they are in place
“Yep. That’s me, super hero. Luckily despite being a war god, I’m chill. I’m relaxed.”
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
He let out a snort.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it out of your system now!"
His eyes grew wide at the mention of her name.
"Sobek? Like the Crocodile Goddess? You're shittin' me-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it out of your system now!"
His eyes grew wide at the mention of her name.
"Sobek? Like the Crocodile Goddess? You're shittin' me-"
She can’t hold back the laugh
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“Yep. That’s me, super hero. Luckily despite being a war god, I’m chill. I’m relaxed.”
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
That’s a bold faced lie. Any sense of normalcy around her tends to disappear quick.
She can’t hold back the laugh
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
"Cal Brand. Folks on the street call me X-Kaliber."
“The answer is Yes.
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
January 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
She can’t hold back the laugh
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
“Oh shit, didn’t know I was talking to a power ranger. I’ll just call ya Cal. I’m Sobek.”
“The answer is Yes.
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
"...I dunno if I should take that as a compliment or an insult but... damn."
“Exactly random stranger that looks kinda like that guy from Treasure Planet.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 PM
“The answer is Yes.
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
What is your name though, out of curiosity?”
“Exactly random stranger that looks kinda like that guy from Treasure Planet.”
"People skip scenes in a Godzilla movie? BLASPHEMOUS!"
“If you skip any scene from a Godzilla movie in my house, you will be subject to wrestling moves done at any time, without warning.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:18 PM
“Exactly random stranger that looks kinda like that guy from Treasure Planet.”
“If you skip any scene from a Godzilla movie in my house, you will be subject to wrestling moves done at any time, without warning.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“If you skip any scene from a Godzilla movie in my house, you will be subject to wrestling moves done at any time, without warning.”
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“GUYS THERES A BO-“
She explodes in bloody chunks
She explodes in bloody chunks
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
“GUYS THERES A BO-“
She explodes in bloody chunks
She explodes in bloody chunks
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❝ ive got nine lives . you knew that about cats , 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐣ ❞
#MELTYBLOODRP #TSUKIHIMERP
#TYPEMOONRP #MVRP
❝ that means i haven't lost until you beat me nine times .ᐟ ❞
#MELTYBLOODRP #TSUKIHIMERP
#TYPEMOONRP #MVRP
❝ that means i haven't lost until you beat me nine times .ᐟ ❞
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
❝ ive got nine lives . you knew that about cats , 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐣ ❞
#MELTYBLOODRP #TSUKIHIMERP
#TYPEMOONRP #MVRP
❝ that means i haven't lost until you beat me nine times .ᐟ ❞
#MELTYBLOODRP #TSUKIHIMERP
#TYPEMOONRP #MVRP
❝ that means i haven't lost until you beat me nine times .ᐟ ❞
Kid Nation.
If your muse was suddenly made the monarch of a medieval society: How do you think their reign would go?
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Kid Nation.
“By the time this games out of early access, Deadlock’s gonna look like a green flag board for me
I mean look at this shit man.”
I mean look at this shit man.”
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“By the time this games out of early access, Deadlock’s gonna look like a green flag board for me
I mean look at this shit man.”
I mean look at this shit man.”
((I just had the realization that the exact self image in Sobek’s head is Yoruichi from bleach
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
((I just had the realization that the exact self image in Sobek’s head is Yoruichi from bleach
((Eli I need you to know I’m not tempted to get LowTierGod style art of her saying’you should middle manage now’
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
((Eli I need you to know I’m not tempted to get LowTierGod style art of her saying’you should middle manage now’
((Folks do we use hot art of one of the limbus characters to be horny on main
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
((Folks do we use hot art of one of the limbus characters to be horny on main
“Call me Momus the way I will be pissing everybody off.
No one will be safe from crocodile comedy.”
No one will be safe from crocodile comedy.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“Call me Momus the way I will be pissing everybody off.
No one will be safe from crocodile comedy.”
No one will be safe from crocodile comedy.”
“Well, it’s lunch time. Time for the sandwich.”
She’s pulling out a large Tupperware container of tuna and honey mustard.
She’s pulling out a large Tupperware container of tuna and honey mustard.
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
“Well, it’s lunch time. Time for the sandwich.”
She’s pulling out a large Tupperware container of tuna and honey mustard.
She’s pulling out a large Tupperware container of tuna and honey mustard.
“Mmmhn…man I hate getting up.”
She just got out of bed and is regretting spending a late night last night.
She just got out of bed and is regretting spending a late night last night.
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“Mmmhn…man I hate getting up.”
She just got out of bed and is regretting spending a late night last night.
She just got out of bed and is regretting spending a late night last night.