Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
@crocgod.bsky.social
Pinned
“Ugh…what the fuck happened?”
He’s waking up in a dumpster surrounded by computers with Y2K compliant stickers on them
He’s waking up in a dumpster surrounded by computers with Y2K compliant stickers on them
January 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Ugh…what the fuck happened?”
He’s waking up in a dumpster surrounded by computers with Y2K compliant stickers on them
He’s waking up in a dumpster surrounded by computers with Y2K compliant stickers on them
He’s running past the reader
“HIT THE DECK!”
“HIT THE DECK!”
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
He’s running past the reader
“HIT THE DECK!”
“HIT THE DECK!”
“Merry Christmas to those that celebrate, I’m going to go gorge on chocolates.”
December 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
“Merry Christmas to those that celebrate, I’m going to go gorge on chocolates.”
Appearing on @ntekceo.bsky.social’s security cameras like a FNAF animatronic
“Silas, I brought a gift.”
“Silas, I brought a gift.”
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Appearing on @ntekceo.bsky.social’s security cameras like a FNAF animatronic
“Silas, I brought a gift.”
“Silas, I brought a gift.”
“This is me.”
December 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
“This is me.”
((The TF2 comic came out today so I am absolutely feral
December 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
((The TF2 comic came out today so I am absolutely feral
He’s sticking out his arm to clothesline the stranger
[ He takes a few steps to the side, just in case. ]
He’s sprinting full force at the reader
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
He’s sticking out his arm to clothesline the stranger
He’s sprinting full force at the reader
a picture of a cartoon character with the words freddy five night on it
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words freddy five night on it
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
He’s sprinting full force at the reader
“This is how I appear in your dreams
A floating head.”
A floating head.”
December 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
“This is how I appear in your dreams
A floating head.”
A floating head.”
It’s not a question of if, it’s how
Sobek could always just explode their hearts or give a blood clot, but that’s not how he rolls
Most likely it would be Toothless and him taking pot shots at each other
Sobek could always just explode their hearts or give a blood clot, but that’s not how he rolls
Most likely it would be Toothless and him taking pot shots at each other
QOTD
Could your muse beat Toothless and Hiccup in a fight?
Could your muse beat Toothless and Hiccup in a fight?
December 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
It’s not a question of if, it’s how
Sobek could always just explode their hearts or give a blood clot, but that’s not how he rolls
Most likely it would be Toothless and him taking pot shots at each other
Sobek could always just explode their hearts or give a blood clot, but that’s not how he rolls
Most likely it would be Toothless and him taking pot shots at each other
“Can you believe it guys? Christmas, only a week away!”
December 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
“Can you believe it guys? Christmas, only a week away!”
“Mods, hit his ass with the golden arrow and send him out to find the head doctor.”
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
“Mods, hit his ass with the golden arrow and send him out to find the head doctor.”
“Ah, what a beautiful night!”
He’s only wearing a jacket and jeans.
🐍”…You look like a werewolf stripper.”
He’s only wearing a jacket and jeans.
🐍”…You look like a werewolf stripper.”
December 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
“Ah, what a beautiful night!”
He’s only wearing a jacket and jeans.
🐍”…You look like a werewolf stripper.”
He’s only wearing a jacket and jeans.
🐍”…You look like a werewolf stripper.”
“Hmm…guess I can check it out then.”
He tends to like fantasy stuff, but it has been a few years since he went in a gallery.
He tends to like fantasy stuff, but it has been a few years since he went in a gallery.
"And I set out to change that, hence why I decided to start my own gallery, where the beauty of an artwork is not limited by its date of creation, but by the passion the artist puts into a piece"
“But you do have to admit that a majority of modern institutions try and make that a thing, and thus it reflects into the populace. I mean look at Van Gogh, his stuff only became popular when he was in the ground, meanwhile he lived in destitute conditions.”
December 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
“Hmm…guess I can check it out then.”
He tends to like fantasy stuff, but it has been a few years since he went in a gallery.
He tends to like fantasy stuff, but it has been a few years since he went in a gallery.
“But you do have to admit that a majority of modern institutions try and make that a thing, and thus it reflects into the populace. I mean look at Van Gogh, his stuff only became popular when he was in the ground, meanwhile he lived in destitute conditions.”
"A beautiful print, a touching film, even a well positioned photograph, there's no reason fine art must be stuck in the past"
December 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
“But you do have to admit that a majority of modern institutions try and make that a thing, and thus it reflects into the populace. I mean look at Van Gogh, his stuff only became popular when he was in the ground, meanwhile he lived in destitute conditions.”
“…NO?! What the [Redacted] Do you think I am, an alien?!
I mean I LIVED through fine art. I met Da Vinci, I helped him get paint, I personally shot the shit with Diogenes, I just don’t like to dwell on the past.
I just prefer prints, icons, modern day examples of the evolution of art.”
I mean I LIVED through fine art. I met Da Vinci, I helped him get paint, I personally shot the shit with Diogenes, I just don’t like to dwell on the past.
I just prefer prints, icons, modern day examples of the evolution of art.”
The godesses change in sex did little to nothing in the way of affecting Tatsu's manner, gaining little more than a simple acknowledgement
"That is perfectly reasonable, for a God such as yourself, mortal wonders such as art or fine dining must be mundane in the eyes of immortal Divinity"
"That is perfectly reasonable, for a God such as yourself, mortal wonders such as art or fine dining must be mundane in the eyes of immortal Divinity"
“Hey buddy, you good breathing? Just asking because most people forget to do that when they suck my dick.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
December 17, 2024 at 9:02 PM
“…NO?! What the [Redacted] Do you think I am, an alien?!
I mean I LIVED through fine art. I met Da Vinci, I helped him get paint, I personally shot the shit with Diogenes, I just don’t like to dwell on the past.
I just prefer prints, icons, modern day examples of the evolution of art.”
I mean I LIVED through fine art. I met Da Vinci, I helped him get paint, I personally shot the shit with Diogenes, I just don’t like to dwell on the past.
I just prefer prints, icons, modern day examples of the evolution of art.”
“Hey buddy, you good breathing? Just asking because most people forget to do that when they suck my dick.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
"Tatsu Yamada, enjoyer and proprietor of fine art at your service"
He gives another, even more formal bow
"It truly is a pleasure, and if you ever wish to visit my gallery, it shall be free-of-charge. It's the least I can do to thank you for your kindness in not killing me immediately
He gives another, even more formal bow
"It truly is a pleasure, and if you ever wish to visit my gallery, it shall be free-of-charge. It's the least I can do to thank you for your kindness in not killing me immediately
“Oh you wouldn’t be dealing with a god, you’d be dealing with 45 ACP. That shit hurts the soul. You better not harm my guy.”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
“Hey buddy, you good breathing? Just asking because most people forget to do that when they suck my dick.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
She snickered and changed into a male form.
“I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”
“There we go. Hair’s all done up and everything.”
He’s glad the form change is near instant, even if his chest is baggy now.
He’s glad the form change is near instant, even if his chest is baggy now.
December 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
“There we go. Hair’s all done up and everything.”
He’s glad the form change is near instant, even if his chest is baggy now.
He’s glad the form change is near instant, even if his chest is baggy now.
“Oh you wouldn’t be dealing with a god, you’d be dealing with 45 ACP. That shit hurts the soul. You better not harm my guy.”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
"No flattery here, I speak Nothing but the truth, and no harm will come to Silas on my watch, you can have my word on that, and if I am for whatever reason, unable to fulfill that promise to you, I will put up no fight if you wish to strike me down. I put myself at the mercy of the Gods"
“Yeah but Silas is like my kid. I don’t like people messing with him.
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
December 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
“Oh you wouldn’t be dealing with a god, you’d be dealing with 45 ACP. That shit hurts the soul. You better not harm my guy.”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough.
“What’s your name anyway?”
“Yeah but Silas is like my kid. I don’t like people messing with him.
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
"Why so hostile? Can a man not appreciate the exquisitely sculpted craftsmanship of a true work of art such as yourself?"
Tatsu bows his head in respectful acknowledgement
"It is quite the experience, to enjoy the privilege of gazing upon the beauty of the Gods, a truly wondrous sight, indeed"
Tatsu bows his head in respectful acknowledgement
"It is quite the experience, to enjoy the privilege of gazing upon the beauty of the Gods, a truly wondrous sight, indeed"
December 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
“Yeah but Silas is like my kid. I don’t like people messing with him.
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.”
UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!
“Hmm…I think I’m gonna swap appearence soon. I like the female form, but I just wanna look muscly for once.”
This is a lie, she wants an excuse to take off her shirt.
This is a lie, she wants an excuse to take off her shirt.
December 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
“Hmm…I think I’m gonna swap appearence soon. I like the female form, but I just wanna look muscly for once.”
This is a lie, she wants an excuse to take off her shirt.
This is a lie, she wants an excuse to take off her shirt.
@nurinoc.bsky.social
“Oh hey a new dude I wonder w-“
Looks at first tweet
“You have 15 seconds before I turn you into a statistic.”
“Oh hey a new dude I wonder w-“
Looks at first tweet
“You have 15 seconds before I turn you into a statistic.”
December 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
@nurinoc.bsky.social
“Oh hey a new dude I wonder w-“
Looks at first tweet
“You have 15 seconds before I turn you into a statistic.”
“Oh hey a new dude I wonder w-“
Looks at first tweet
“You have 15 seconds before I turn you into a statistic.”
“I definitely like this a ton. I think I’m keeping Snag in this form.”
It’s a Taurus Judge. Someone get that damn thing out of her hands-
It’s a Taurus Judge. Someone get that damn thing out of her hands-
December 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
“I definitely like this a ton. I think I’m keeping Snag in this form.”
It’s a Taurus Judge. Someone get that damn thing out of her hands-
It’s a Taurus Judge. Someone get that damn thing out of her hands-
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
“Man, it’s a great day to fight someone in King of Fighters.”
The controller she has looks like it was made with scraps. Even the top of it is obviously a cut pizza box.
The controller she has looks like it was made with scraps. Even the top of it is obviously a cut pizza box.
December 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
“Man, it’s a great day to fight someone in King of Fighters.”
The controller she has looks like it was made with scraps. Even the top of it is obviously a cut pizza box.
The controller she has looks like it was made with scraps. Even the top of it is obviously a cut pizza box.