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I Have No Bread Bowl, and I Must Soup
@croakacola.bsky.social


He/him/they.
The lack of sympathy, so widespread, it's what got us into this mess.

It's what always gets us into this mess.
May 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
You know that I do things when you aren't observing me, right, Deets?

I'm mad at them, for sure. But right now, at this exact moment in time, I'm mad at you for trying to politically justify the deaths of my neighbors.
May 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Dude's name is "Dieter," reveling in the deaths of people he views as undesirable is second nature to him.
May 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
So that's all you've got going for you?

Pretty sad, actually. You're bumming me out, I'm done with you.
May 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You're, like, really dumb, right?
May 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I turned into a puddle of goo yesterday, but I don't keep it secret. I'm different like that.
May 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Congratulations on living in a place where 60% of the population agrees with your vote.

I guess the rest of us can get fucked.
May 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Garbage statement.

Take it back.
May 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I was in it. It was not fun.
May 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I need to get back in the gym. My favorite enormous, sigil-scribed stone is starting to feel a little tight.
May 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
太好了! 汉堡是日常食物.
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
But one mustn't bite grandma.
December 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I leave out lactase packets instead of sugar cookies for this very reason. It really doesn't take much effort to be thoughtful, and it's just that much more important this time of year 🙂‍↕️.
December 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Apologies, forgot alt text: image of The Great Wave off Kanagawa with a crucified Christ on a surfboard superimposed into the wave. It is crudely shopped, and you were better off not knowing what it was.
December 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
The lifelong Passion of the Christ.
December 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
It was a very good potato.
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Much as I look forward to my shirt, I'm not going to be mad if I have to wait a couple of extra days.
December 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I'll give it a look when it gets to Magic: The Agriculturing.
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 AM