I Have No Bread Bowl, and I Must Soup
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He/him/they.
For what it's worth, that clanker from Star Trek with the slicked back hair is one of the good ones.
September 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For what it's worth, that clanker from Star Trek with the slicked back hair is one of the good ones.
I'm thinking that there might maybe be a mouse in the vending machine at work.
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm thinking that there might maybe be a mouse in the vending machine at work.
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Massive devastation from St. Louis tornadoes. In North St. Louis today, everyone wanted to know: #WheresFEMA
May 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Massive devastation from St. Louis tornadoes. In North St. Louis today, everyone wanted to know: #WheresFEMA
I'm almost certain that there's an anime called "Is it wrong to father children while being the first American druid in Diablo to clear Abattoir of Zir?"
Added alt text, because everybody should enjoy "father of my children was the first american druid."
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm almost certain that there's an anime called "Is it wrong to father children while being the first American druid in Diablo to clear Abattoir of Zir?"
Anyone else baking a potato rn?
Oh man, can't wait for this potato.
Oh man, can't wait for this potato.
December 16, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Anyone else baking a potato rn?
Oh man, can't wait for this potato.
Oh man, can't wait for this potato.
I have no idea what happened today. That said, it should happen more often.
December 5, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I have no idea what happened today. That said, it should happen more often.
I made two pies for Thanksgiving and feel like I moved the earth, itself, in my efforts.
My mom made like nine different dishes, an additional pie, and an appetizer table, and expressed that she's glad she didn't overstress herself this year.
My mom made like nine different dishes, an additional pie, and an appetizer table, and expressed that she's glad she didn't overstress herself this year.
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I made two pies for Thanksgiving and feel like I moved the earth, itself, in my efforts.
My mom made like nine different dishes, an additional pie, and an appetizer table, and expressed that she's glad she didn't overstress herself this year.
My mom made like nine different dishes, an additional pie, and an appetizer table, and expressed that she's glad she didn't overstress herself this year.
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Winter is beginning, and it's time to air out the bit I do where I tell my dog to be careful jumping up because my sweater is cashmere.
November 26, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Winter is beginning, and it's time to air out the bit I do where I tell my dog to be careful jumping up because my sweater is cashmere.
At what must surely be the ugliest courthouse in the country, waiting for robocop to walk through.
November 8, 2024 at 2:28 PM
At what must surely be the ugliest courthouse in the country, waiting for robocop to walk through.
Coconut water tastes like if a cucumber could jizz.
November 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Coconut water tastes like if a cucumber could jizz.
I would like to see a detective show where you see the murder happen in the beginning, then a weird little cigar-chomping guy in a coat gradually traps the killer into confessing.
September 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I would like to see a detective show where you see the murder happen in the beginning, then a weird little cigar-chomping guy in a coat gradually traps the killer into confessing.
I think the Umbrella Academy tv show just told me to kill myself?
August 15, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I think the Umbrella Academy tv show just told me to kill myself?
J.D. Vance texted me to say he was "coming into the Adirondacks this week."
Ok. Cool, dude, but I don't live anywhere near the mountains.
Ok. Cool, dude, but I don't live anywhere near the mountains.
July 25, 2024 at 5:57 AM
J.D. Vance texted me to say he was "coming into the Adirondacks this week."
Ok. Cool, dude, but I don't live anywhere near the mountains.
Ok. Cool, dude, but I don't live anywhere near the mountains.
J.D. Vance sheepishly sneaking a brown-bagged Herman Miller catalog past his living room.
July 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
J.D. Vance sheepishly sneaking a brown-bagged Herman Miller catalog past his living room.
About ten years ago, J.D. Vance invited me to a private reading from his upcoming novel. I sat on his sofa as he read to me, and let me tell you, I was glued to my seat.
July 25, 2024 at 5:02 AM
About ten years ago, J.D. Vance invited me to a private reading from his upcoming novel. I sat on his sofa as he read to me, and let me tell you, I was glued to my seat.
I hate to be an armchair critic, but J.D. Vance has terrible judgment in who he partners up with.
July 25, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I hate to be an armchair critic, but J.D. Vance has terrible judgment in who he partners up with.
Ten minute tiktok dance to The Court of the Crimson King.
July 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Ten minute tiktok dance to The Court of the Crimson King.
Watching the soccer game drunk and insisting that it's "a real Miss Piggy vs. Kermit the Frog" situation.
July 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Watching the soccer game drunk and insisting that it's "a real Miss Piggy vs. Kermit the Frog" situation.
Just got another bill that should have gone to worker's comp, and I am now calling for an ocean of blood over this minor inconvenience.
June 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Just got another bill that should have gone to worker's comp, and I am now calling for an ocean of blood over this minor inconvenience.
Does Scott Bakula have a blues band? He seems like he probably does.
June 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Does Scott Bakula have a blues band? He seems like he probably does.
CW: dried blood.
Aftermath:
Aftermath:
June 5, 2024 at 4:54 AM
CW: dried blood.
Aftermath:
Aftermath:
Dropped a scalpel -point down- on my inner thigh today, and my wife brings this shirt to the hospital for me to change into.
@roryblank.bsky.social
@roryblank.bsky.social
June 5, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Dropped a scalpel -point down- on my inner thigh today, and my wife brings this shirt to the hospital for me to change into.
@roryblank.bsky.social
@roryblank.bsky.social
Pretty sure every contractor I've ever hired thought I asked them, "Hey, could you make everything you touch 1,000% worse for about 2,000-5,000 dollars that I barely have?"
May 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Pretty sure every contractor I've ever hired thought I asked them, "Hey, could you make everything you touch 1,000% worse for about 2,000-5,000 dollars that I barely have?"