MR. CRITICALJUSTICE
@criticaljustice.bsky.social
Artisanal Shitposting from a Nihilist Perspective
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Hi. This is the new Pinned Post on my Account.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
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you are all honored guests at my eternal table
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you are all honored guests at my eternal table
JOHNNY TEST!?
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
JOHNNY TEST!?
i am above the arch i am above the summit
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i am above the arch i am above the summit
you can’t exterminate me using pesticides my colony has already infiltrated your pantry fool now if you spray one you spray all no more capn crunch for you
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
you can’t exterminate me using pesticides my colony has already infiltrated your pantry fool now if you spray one you spray all no more capn crunch for you
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there's no problem you can't jack off and make go away
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
there's no problem you can't jack off and make go away
i've just eaten flan
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i've just eaten flan
no please god no no no please pelase to spt p ri ;m begginh gyo u
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
no please god no no no please pelase to spt p ri ;m begginh gyo u
i've almost made 700 posts i'm very glad that you submitted this one i know who you are i'm gonna send you a message right now to tell you to check this account man hey man what's your favorite album man did you know
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i've almost made 700 posts i'm very glad that you submitted this one i know who you are i'm gonna send you a message right now to tell you to check this account man hey man what's your favorite album man did you know
truthfully i hope it hurt you
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
truthfully i hope it hurt you
oooh ahhh chk bam ooh yeah wa pow zow
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
oooh ahhh chk bam ooh yeah wa pow zow
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The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
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I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
I have much sights to show you. Look into my kaleidoscope
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have much sights to show you. Look into my kaleidoscope
I’m the shit honestly, fuckin’ boss is all I gotta say, I’m the greatest to ever do it, I’m the guy, I am the guy, I am the fucking guy, okay?
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’m the shit honestly, fuckin’ boss is all I gotta say, I’m the greatest to ever do it, I’m the guy, I am the guy, I am the fucking guy, okay?
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I smoked 15 joints in 3 days
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I smoked 15 joints in 3 days
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I was violently high the other night watching a YouTube compilation of janelle from teen mom getting screamed at by her mother and it made me realize i need to be a better person
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I was violently high the other night watching a YouTube compilation of janelle from teen mom getting screamed at by her mother and it made me realize i need to be a better person
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that video is not real, that is AI making me piss and shit myself
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
that video is not real, that is AI making me piss and shit myself
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the midnight crapper: while the city sleeps... i crap...
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
the midnight crapper: while the city sleeps... i crap...
pinhead eh
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
pinhead eh
bloody fucking insane mates the lockerpiss banderwitch is on the loose
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
bloody fucking insane mates the lockerpiss banderwitch is on the loose
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i wish i could be a fuck up in the way that improves your life unconditionally and nothing you do has any material consequences
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i wish i could be a fuck up in the way that improves your life unconditionally and nothing you do has any material consequences
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bluesky mods will ban you for having a crush on me, it's in the ToS that i'm not allowed to find love
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
bluesky mods will ban you for having a crush on me, it's in the ToS that i'm not allowed to find love
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Sleep well, my sweet Uni
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sleep well, my sweet Uni
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She's actually really shy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She's actually really shy.
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