critical_daemon
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The union I once had was filled with people mad bc I became a regular employee after a year of 10-14 hr days 6 days a week and they had to do it for like 4 years.
Older union members need to stop dragging new hires through shit bc they got dragged through shit.
Older union members need to stop dragging new hires through shit bc they got dragged through shit.
Gonna need unions to stop settling on "fuck the new hires" as a bargaining tactic ngl
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The union I once had was filled with people mad bc I became a regular employee after a year of 10-14 hr days 6 days a week and they had to do it for like 4 years.
Older union members need to stop dragging new hires through shit bc they got dragged through shit.
Older union members need to stop dragging new hires through shit bc they got dragged through shit.
Helping my girlfriend wake up by grinding into her the second her alarm goes off.
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Helping my girlfriend wake up by grinding into her the second her alarm goes off.
Looking to capture one of these for... Reasons...
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Looking to capture one of these for... Reasons...
Refusing to satisfy my hunger bc I'm going to be seeing my girlfriend soon and she deserves all the bites.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Refusing to satisfy my hunger bc I'm going to be seeing my girlfriend soon and she deserves all the bites.
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
Watching young YouTube creators doing internet archeology is hilarious bc often times they get simple stuff wrong. They all need a 30-40 yr old millennial that was on the something awful forums to just ask questions of.
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watching young YouTube creators doing internet archeology is hilarious bc often times they get simple stuff wrong. They all need a 30-40 yr old millennial that was on the something awful forums to just ask questions of.
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someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
Forcing myself to do all my dishes before I make brownies bc I'm an adult I guess
Incredibly tempted to make brownies tomorrow. I want sweets so bad but I also don't want to leave my home
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Forcing myself to do all my dishes before I make brownies bc I'm an adult I guess
*Takes all his money out of Robinhood and opens an IRA that he doesn't have access to but is in his name*
Becoming a fin domme that specializes in forcing you to get your finances in order.
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*Takes all his money out of Robinhood and opens an IRA that he doesn't have access to but is in his name*
Becoming a fin domme that specializes in forcing you to get your finances in order.
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Becoming a fin domme that specializes in forcing you to get your finances in order.
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
"FUCKING TAQUITOS AGAIN?!?!
I'm taking your debit card away.
I don't care that you have a family vacation coming up. You did this to yourself."
Incredibly tempted to make brownies tomorrow. I want sweets so bad but I also don't want to leave my home
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Incredibly tempted to make brownies tomorrow. I want sweets so bad but I also don't want to leave my home
Almost grabbed glue instead of my vape. Would have been quite a bit of fun!
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Almost grabbed glue instead of my vape. Would have been quite a bit of fun!
When I first came out all I could imagine was becoming a stealth trans woman and the whole "push the button to be cis" was an obvious yes bc "woman."
These days, my identity is as a trans woman but in an incredibly weird "am a woman but not entirely" sort of way that is so hard to explain.
These days, my identity is as a trans woman but in an incredibly weird "am a woman but not entirely" sort of way that is so hard to explain.
i know my gender is actually complex and it's not just cope 'cause every time i think about if i maybe wished i could just grab womanhood by the horns i'm just like "wait no i don't"
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When I first came out all I could imagine was becoming a stealth trans woman and the whole "push the button to be cis" was an obvious yes bc "woman."
These days, my identity is as a trans woman but in an incredibly weird "am a woman but not entirely" sort of way that is so hard to explain.
These days, my identity is as a trans woman but in an incredibly weird "am a woman but not entirely" sort of way that is so hard to explain.
Us 6% should get together and start a revolution fer sure
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Us 6% should get together and start a revolution fer sure
Watching a movie about lesbian longing with my gf over discord may have been a mistake given that I haven't seen her in weeks.
The yearning is particularly intense today 😭
The yearning is particularly intense today 😭
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Watching a movie about lesbian longing with my gf over discord may have been a mistake given that I haven't seen her in weeks.
The yearning is particularly intense today 😭
The yearning is particularly intense today 😭
I'm a furry.
Not in the fursuit or fursona kinda way, but in the Batman Beyond kinda way.
Not in the fursuit or fursona kinda way, but in the Batman Beyond kinda way.
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm a furry.
Not in the fursuit or fursona kinda way, but in the Batman Beyond kinda way.
Not in the fursuit or fursona kinda way, but in the Batman Beyond kinda way.
Thoroughly enjoying this episode!
OUT TODAY! See pinned for links!
Wanna learn more about Bloomtown? Check out the podcast this Sunday, when @deerea.rs will be joining us for a very special cross-promotional episode to talk about how this project came together, and how organizing these kinds of events works!
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thoroughly enjoying this episode!
Changing her name to track bc she wants a train run on her
they call it amtrak 'cause it goes on am track
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Changing her name to track bc she wants a train run on her
Most women I interact with are desperate to have me be "not normal" to them
i cast spell of "Be Normal to Pretty Women" upon thee
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Most women I interact with are desperate to have me be "not normal" to them
Possibly one of the hardest parts about making collars:
When people are eager and grateful you can't lean into it an call them a good girl. You have be all "professional" and tell them "You're welcome." instead of turning their brain to mush
When people are eager and grateful you can't lean into it an call them a good girl. You have be all "professional" and tell them "You're welcome." instead of turning their brain to mush
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Possibly one of the hardest parts about making collars:
When people are eager and grateful you can't lean into it an call them a good girl. You have be all "professional" and tell them "You're welcome." instead of turning their brain to mush
When people are eager and grateful you can't lean into it an call them a good girl. You have be all "professional" and tell them "You're welcome." instead of turning their brain to mush
Really enjoying Warhound, but I've heard the original Wartarg is much better.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Really enjoying Warhound, but I've heard the original Wartarg is much better.
Thinking about buying a large dog cage to put under my work desk for when my gf comes to visit
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Thinking about buying a large dog cage to put under my work desk for when my gf comes to visit
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okay hi it's eri *deep breath* I am so so thrilled to announce that I am a FINALIST for Chicago Reader's Best Of 2025 awards in three categories:
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
okay hi it's eri *deep breath* I am so so thrilled to announce that I am a FINALIST for Chicago Reader's Best Of 2025 awards in three categories:
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
I finally have uses for all those pressure points I learned in martial arts class.
This girl is pulling out her anatomy textbook to try and find a pain point on me to torture me with.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I finally have uses for all those pressure points I learned in martial arts class.