CrissieC
@crissiec.bsky.social
Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan...
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CrissieC
@crissiec.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My husband came into the bedroom this morning, woke me up and said “ Woman, I didn’t marry you so I’d have to make my own breakfast.” I rolled over and replied “ I didn’t marry you so I’d have to give myself my own orgasms, yet here we are.”
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Good Girls use their manners…
Bratty Girls use their… mouths 😈 (for talking back, obviously).🙄
Bratty Girls use their… mouths 😈 (for talking back, obviously).🙄
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Good Girls use their manners…
Bratty Girls use their… mouths 😈 (for talking back, obviously).🙄
Bratty Girls use their… mouths 😈 (for talking back, obviously).🙄
You say you’re unworthy —
but that’s only because
you’ve mistaken scars
for stains.
You think I see you as something shiny, untouchable, ideal. But what I see is a man who feels deeply, who’s been broken and still chooses kindness.
And
If that’s not worthy, what is?
You think I see you as something shiny, untouchable, ideal. But what I see is a man who feels deeply, who’s been broken and still chooses kindness.
And
If that’s not worthy, what is?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You say you’re unworthy —
but that’s only because
you’ve mistaken scars
for stains.
You think I see you as something shiny, untouchable, ideal. But what I see is a man who feels deeply, who’s been broken and still chooses kindness.
And
If that’s not worthy, what is?
You think I see you as something shiny, untouchable, ideal. But what I see is a man who feels deeply, who’s been broken and still chooses kindness.
And
If that’s not worthy, what is?
I offer my heart like a lantern in the dark,
but you turn away,
afraid of the flame that might burn
or the light show too much.
You guard your chest with a fortress built from past hurts and what-ifs, while I wish for you to see me, to trust that not all love brings pain.
You guard your chest with a fortress built from past hurts and what-ifs, while I wish for you to see me, to trust that not all love brings pain.
March 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I offer my heart like a lantern in the dark,
but you turn away,
afraid of the flame that might burn
or the light show too much.
You guard your chest with a fortress built from past hurts and what-ifs, while I wish for you to see me, to trust that not all love brings pain.
You guard your chest with a fortress built from past hurts and what-ifs, while I wish for you to see me, to trust that not all love brings pain.
Are we safe from 4K over there?!
January 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Are we safe from 4K over there?!
It’s Tuesday… post your tatas below… but keep it clean ya dirty birds
January 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s Tuesday… post your tatas below… but keep it clean ya dirty birds
The only board game I’m playing lately is a charcuterie board… Where everybody win…
January 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The only board game I’m playing lately is a charcuterie board… Where everybody win…
Lentil on New Year’s Day is tradition… The coin shaped lentils symbolize prosperity and once cooked, increase in size, evoking the idea of abundance. Happy 2025 everyone. May it be filled with health, happiness and prosperity ✌🏼
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lentil on New Year’s Day is tradition… The coin shaped lentils symbolize prosperity and once cooked, increase in size, evoking the idea of abundance. Happy 2025 everyone. May it be filled with health, happiness and prosperity ✌🏼
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I just want to wake in the morning, and still smell you on me.
December 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I just want to wake in the morning, and still smell you on me.
Just a little spread for the holidays… #imsofullithurts
December 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Just a little spread for the holidays… #imsofullithurts
Tipsy enough to be merging gingerbread cookie with peanut brittle, followed by a mouthful of spiked eggnog
December 26, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Tipsy enough to be merging gingerbread cookie with peanut brittle, followed by a mouthful of spiked eggnog
Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Merry Christmas everyone
I am making bacon 🥓… who’s coming over?
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I am making bacon 🥓… who’s coming over?
I’m getting a little witchy 🧙🏼 today… Happy Winter Solstice ya pagans… ❄️
December 21, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I’m getting a little witchy 🧙🏼 today… Happy Winter Solstice ya pagans… ❄️
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Of course Trump wants Canada. Look how white it is
December 20, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Of course Trump wants Canada. Look how white it is
I wonder if Santa’s face is jealous of his lap…
December 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I wonder if Santa’s face is jealous of his lap…
All I want for Christmas is you…
Naked…
With a bow strategically placed on your penis…
Naked…
With a bow strategically placed on your penis…
December 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
All I want for Christmas is you…
Naked…
With a bow strategically placed on your penis…
Naked…
With a bow strategically placed on your penis…
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BEWARE… I DO BOTH 😏🙌🏻
What about you guys? What do you guys do? ⤵️
What about you guys? What do you guys do? ⤵️
December 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
BEWARE… I DO BOTH 😏🙌🏻
What about you guys? What do you guys do? ⤵️
What about you guys? What do you guys do? ⤵️
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Is this a hot flash or a fever? Doesn’t matter, I took my shirt off regardless.
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Is this a hot flash or a fever? Doesn’t matter, I took my shirt off regardless.
Beetlejuice and I are basically the same. If you call me a ‘Good Girl’ 3 times I’ll probably come too…
December 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Beetlejuice and I are basically the same. If you call me a ‘Good Girl’ 3 times I’ll probably come too…
Like… do men get the ick from ladies?
December 14, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Like… do men get the ick from ladies?
The best revenge? Is none… just heal and be happy and let karma take care of the rest.
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The best revenge? Is none… just heal and be happy and let karma take care of the rest.