Crispy UnClean Comedy
@crispyuncleancalm.bsky.social
4 friends united by the love for jokes aka the worst joke-writers outside the business of existence. Plus updates and affirmations
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The bad jokes will write themselves if you have the patience for AI, thankfully, we don’t.
Merry Christmas to all our friends, fans, followers, family, and to those who couldn't handle our lame attempts at humor.
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Merry Christmas to all our friends, fans, followers, family, and to those who couldn't handle our lame attempts at humor.
The difference between a hot rod and street rod is where you sit for the ride.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The difference between a hot rod and street rod is where you sit for the ride.
People who believe in Santa still listen to the radio
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
People who believe in Santa still listen to the radio
New ADD Thread on the Book of Faces page.
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
New ADD Thread on the Book of Faces page.
If I told you this account was run by famous comedians, you wouldn't believe me. If I told you we were bad comedians, you would. We associate fame with being good. Kim Kardashian is famous and what is she good at?
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If I told you this account was run by famous comedians, you wouldn't believe me. If I told you we were bad comedians, you would. We associate fame with being good. Kim Kardashian is famous and what is she good at?
God, Thea hugging JG tightly was gold.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
God, Thea hugging JG tightly was gold.
Just a heads up, we're on Instagram, if you're interested.
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just a heads up, we're on Instagram, if you're interested.
While we enjoy the current version of The Simpsons, gone are the days when you had to have a calculator handy to truly appreciate the dialogue.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
While we enjoy the current version of The Simpsons, gone are the days when you had to have a calculator handy to truly appreciate the dialogue.
We're wrapping up the latest HNN report and then it's off to editing in time for tonight's ADD Thread.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We're wrapping up the latest HNN report and then it's off to editing in time for tonight's ADD Thread.
On behalf of Crispy UnClean Comedy, thank you, Cena.
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
On behalf of Crispy UnClean Comedy, thank you, Cena.
Let's not all celebrate 100 YEARS OF DICK VAN DYKE at once! He's outlived the VCR, Tivo, and most people who were using the Hopper.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Let's not all celebrate 100 YEARS OF DICK VAN DYKE at once! He's outlived the VCR, Tivo, and most people who were using the Hopper.
Zero jokes a day keeps the hecklers in play, so write write write right now.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Zero jokes a day keeps the hecklers in play, so write write write right now.
"Excuse me, waiter, there's too much soup in my flies."
-Andrew Zimmern, (probably, at some point)
-Andrew Zimmern, (probably, at some point)
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Excuse me, waiter, there's too much soup in my flies."
-Andrew Zimmern, (probably, at some point)
-Andrew Zimmern, (probably, at some point)
What Joe Hendry is doing with NXT is a transferable skill. The same drive that’s moving him to get better at what he does, can work for you, too. Surround yourself with people who are better -at what you’re doing- than yourself and watch the growth happen.
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What Joe Hendry is doing with NXT is a transferable skill. The same drive that’s moving him to get better at what he does, can work for you, too. Surround yourself with people who are better -at what you’re doing- than yourself and watch the growth happen.
Shout out to all the people working behind the scenes of Animation Domination for not telling us to shut the faux up.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Shout out to all the people working behind the scenes of Animation Domination for not telling us to shut the faux up.
One of the leading causes of ED is sleeping on your stomach. Consult your neighbors to see if changing positions is right for you.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One of the leading causes of ED is sleeping on your stomach. Consult your neighbors to see if changing positions is right for you.
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Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.
Attention Defiant Dissidents, new Animation Domination Discussion Thread for this Sunday now with more Archaic Dungeon Drivel.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Attention Defiant Dissidents, new Animation Domination Discussion Thread for this Sunday now with more Archaic Dungeon Drivel.
If you've enjoyed what you read, visit us on Facebook and see how far we lowered the bar.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you've enjoyed what you read, visit us on Facebook and see how far we lowered the bar.
Sweater vest season if you're name is Tony; shacket season for everyone else.
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sweater vest season if you're name is Tony; shacket season for everyone else.
With help from Saliva, RBG and Thomas Lennon said it best, "Always be writing."
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
With help from Saliva, RBG and Thomas Lennon said it best, "Always be writing."
NEW ADD THREAD BEGINS ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE IN 45 MINUTES.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NEW ADD THREAD BEGINS ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE IN 45 MINUTES.
Unpopular opinion, porch pirates should walk the plank.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Unpopular opinion, porch pirates should walk the plank.
Did you hear 2 Tyson employees got in a fight over packaging? It was called, "The Thrilla in Salmonella."
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did you hear 2 Tyson employees got in a fight over packaging? It was called, "The Thrilla in Salmonella."
A former follower of Crispy UnClean Comedy summed us up as, "beautifully unhinged and chronically online." Not bad for people with zero talent.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A former follower of Crispy UnClean Comedy summed us up as, "beautifully unhinged and chronically online." Not bad for people with zero talent.