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Crispy Ken
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I’m Ken, I’m crispy and i’m here to get crunchin

Will answer all Dune related questions
Carly Rae Jepsen owns the Lydian mode
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Greta has more Chutzpah than the entire IDF.
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why doesnt the government make a society where people dont WANT to protest because people’s needs are met. Are they stupid?
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every fan of TOOL looks like they built their own computer in 2007
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Donnie if you cant handle a lukewarm late night monologue, how are you gonna handle any actual problem?
September 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Seems like the best way to stop political violence is to never vote or support conservatives under any circumstance
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I just hope the shooter is named Mario
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We should never have told the non-nerds about the internet
August 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What if Elon is pushing all the Epstein List stuff because he’s upset he wasn’t invited?
July 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stranger in a Strange Land is way too good a book to have “grok” forever ruined
June 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reposted by Crispy Ken
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why do people dislike Mamdami? Is this another “his name sounds scary” situation?
June 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Crashout heard around the world
June 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I only log onto the internet in the hopes that today is the day he died. After that, i hope to never use the internet again.
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Jesse Welles is male Sophie Thatcher
April 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“1 click cancellation” is the only good choice i can remember the government making in my lifetime
April 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Elon, it wasn’t just Tim. We all were excited when your stock tanked. We derive pleasure from it
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Someone tell Elon to cope
March 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They’re mad about the protests because they work.

They’re mad about the boycotts BECAUSE THEY WORK
March 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Aw elon, do you not like when another group takes over something from the inside? DO YOU????
March 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Canada, cut the power asap
March 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Calling Donald Trump a piece of shit is an insult to shit
February 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can’t spell arrogance without Rogan
February 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I go to the type of gym where everyone looks like they could have played with Vulfpeck
February 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wow, anyone really CAN be president or a CEO.
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM