crisp
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everyone’s favorite would-be has-been
flipped to this page while checking in a book the other day btw. the theory gains ground
August 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
flipped to this page while checking in a book the other day btw. the theory gains ground
misread this as saying “it’s *not* hard to wrap my brain around” and within the space of a millisecond fully accepted “amelia earhart transitioned” as a plausible theory
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
misread this as saying “it’s *not* hard to wrap my brain around” and within the space of a millisecond fully accepted “amelia earhart transitioned” as a plausible theory
accidentally unlocked a new, very specific fetish at work yesterday
![page from a book about hypnosis in dentistry with the heading hypnodontics — hypno-anesthesia. “Massage lower jaw lightly on outside of face for a moment or two then proceed, ‘As I massage your lower jaw you will find that your jaw muscles are becoming rigid and more rigid all the time; just like a steel vise. This will be only temporary. Now your jaw is locked like a steel vise, so much so, that you cannot close your mouth or move your jaw. [all caps] You may try but you’ll find that the more you try the more rigid will it become. Stop trying.’”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzikitvkwpqrzs22jio7xesj/bafkreibjkr57z5wzgxaivwpejk5pncx3o7ohyonot3qrgmylvoqybt3ate@jpeg)
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
accidentally unlocked a new, very specific fetish at work yesterday
this is just like in art school when you slap some random crap together the night before crit and then reverse engineer some Deeper Meaning to tell your professors lol
![screenshot from the quoted article: “On a traditional film set, the background would be the same, things would be the same [from scene to scene]. The wallpaper [would be the same],” Chen Tang, director of The Slug, said. “We were like ‘Let’s not do wallpaper.’ It would change a lot. So we were like, ‘How can we creatively kind of get around that, so we did a lot of close-up shots, a lot of back shots, you know tried to keep dialog to a minimum. It really adds to that sense of loneliness … so we were able to get around some of the current limitations, but it also helped us in ways I think we would have never thought of.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzikitvkwpqrzs22jio7xesj/bafkreig45o6cjyfytir5ozppjlmv35ihrcpouwkmsfwmeu3lirsr5zwznm@jpeg)
January 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this is just like in art school when you slap some random crap together the night before crit and then reverse engineer some Deeper Meaning to tell your professors lol
![screenshot from sean’s post that says “shōgun [...] or: how i found out the new york times won’t let you call an assisted suicide erotic.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzikitvkwpqrzs22jio7xesj/bafkreibynsqw57sdvfhvjvqd5m562psgvefwrfspc363ztua63oywmixly@jpeg)
another little one from years ago. teeth have been the gateway to the only sort of “art practice” i’ve maintained since school lol
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 AM
another little one from years ago. teeth have been the gateway to the only sort of “art practice” i’ve maintained since school lol
should i get back into drawing disembodied mouths of teeth y/n
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 AM
should i get back into drawing disembodied mouths of teeth y/n
been doing this lately except instead of naruto it’s me saying things like “yami yugi would get through this… trust in the heart of the cards…” to survive my work days
April 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
been doing this lately except instead of naruto it’s me saying things like “yami yugi would get through this… trust in the heart of the cards…” to survive my work days
was thinking “imagine being the hand model for the cover of twilight, you’d be set on icebreakers for life” and found out not only is she identified but she spent a good chunk of time trying to make it her whole thing
March 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
was thinking “imagine being the hand model for the cover of twilight, you’d be set on icebreakers for life” and found out not only is she identified but she spent a good chunk of time trying to make it her whole thing
update on this
(part of the bit is always having the worst pictures of the cakes)
(part of the bit is always having the worst pictures of the cakes)
September 18, 2023 at 11:44 PM
update on this
(part of the bit is always having the worst pictures of the cakes)
(part of the bit is always having the worst pictures of the cakes)
i’m taking suggestions for what to write on my birthday cake this year. for reference here is last year’s cake
August 17, 2023 at 2:27 AM
i’m taking suggestions for what to write on my birthday cake this year. for reference here is last year’s cake