Cripsy Duck
@cripsydamnduck.bsky.social
Former Somebody. Occasionally witty and/or insightful. Photographer, musician, songwriter, writer.
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I can’t believe someone who won the FIFA Peace Prize would act like this.
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I can’t believe someone who won the FIFA Peace Prize would act like this.
The silver lining in Reiner’s tragic demise is that he is getting one last groundshaking body blow against the world’s most festering anal cyst of an excuse for a human being.
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The silver lining in Reiner’s tragic demise is that he is getting one last groundshaking body blow against the world’s most festering anal cyst of an excuse for a human being.
Rob Reiner is something Dickhead Twamp will never be: beloved.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Rob Reiner is something Dickhead Twamp will never be: beloved.
The President is a sick fucker. Rot in hell, bastard.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The President is a sick fucker. Rot in hell, bastard.
If a Democratic president had invited a notoriously liberal billionaire - a Soros, say - to come in and murder whatever program or department he wanted, the white wing would have shit themselves dry. We are living through the most fucked up Constitution-raping corruption in U.S. history.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If a Democratic president had invited a notoriously liberal billionaire - a Soros, say - to come in and murder whatever program or department he wanted, the white wing would have shit themselves dry. We are living through the most fucked up Constitution-raping corruption in U.S. history.
SOMEBODY FUCKING KILLED ROB REINER? AND HIS WIFE? A life spent spreading absolute bliss ended in terror and pain. My fucking god is there no end to the horror of right now? My heart is broken. Meathead forever.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
SOMEBODY FUCKING KILLED ROB REINER? AND HIS WIFE? A life spent spreading absolute bliss ended in terror and pain. My fucking god is there no end to the horror of right now? My heart is broken. Meathead forever.
Musk’s not a genius. He’s just so high he thinks he’s a genius and so rich he can surround himself with sycophants who never question him.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Musk’s not a genius. He’s just so high he thinks he’s a genius and so rich he can surround himself with sycophants who never question him.
The Big Beautiful Bill allotted $190 BILLION to Homeland Security, much of it to ICE for detention centers and deportations, but also for the border wall and a bunch of other cool stuff like scouring our social media profiles. Because being pissed off about Nazis is against the law now. Oh boy.
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The Big Beautiful Bill allotted $190 BILLION to Homeland Security, much of it to ICE for detention centers and deportations, but also for the border wall and a bunch of other cool stuff like scouring our social media profiles. Because being pissed off about Nazis is against the law now. Oh boy.
NO FUCKING WAY any “legitimate” news organization sends their top-shelf journalists to cover a famously dickheadish head of state and he demeans and degrades them to their faces ON CAMERA and everybody acts like it’s normal. BOYCOTT THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW!
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
NO FUCKING WAY any “legitimate” news organization sends their top-shelf journalists to cover a famously dickheadish head of state and he demeans and degrades them to their faces ON CAMERA and everybody acts like it’s normal. BOYCOTT THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW!
Why do the world's biggest assholes keep winning?
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why do the world's biggest assholes keep winning?
There is nothing more stupid or dangerous in this world than an American Republican.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There is nothing more stupid or dangerous in this world than an American Republican.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
I had to blow them up. They were about to start eating your pets. And the Epstein Files
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I had to blow them up. They were about to start eating your pets. And the Epstein Files
Is it art if the person directing the AI is an actual artist? news.artnet.com/art-world/ai...
Brueghel-Inspired A.I. Holiday Mural Shocks London Suburb | Artnet News
An unsettling A.I. artwork resembling a holiday nightmare briefly adorned a London mall—until public pressure forced its removal.
news.artnet.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is it art if the person directing the AI is an actual artist? news.artnet.com/art-world/ai...
Ah Christmas and the annual tradition of cursing how I rolled up the lights last year
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ah Christmas and the annual tradition of cursing how I rolled up the lights last year
How come when Joe Biden was president he was committing genocide in Palestine but when Don the Long Con is president it’s crickets? Same genocide, different noises from the leftoids. Me confused
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How come when Joe Biden was president he was committing genocide in Palestine but when Don the Long Con is president it’s crickets? Same genocide, different noises from the leftoids. Me confused
The way J.D. Vance talks about turkey you’d think he was talking about J.D. Vance.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The way J.D. Vance talks about turkey you’d think he was talking about J.D. Vance.
Perhaps the corollary is even more motivating: active duty service members will be held responsible for following illegal orders.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Perhaps the corollary is even more motivating: active duty service members will be held responsible for following illegal orders.
The Trump v Kelly dustup is going to divide the military along lines of legality and I don’t think Don the Con is going to like how it shakes out.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Trump v Kelly dustup is going to divide the military along lines of legality and I don’t think Don the Con is going to like how it shakes out.
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My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
What kind of stinking dipshit playground bully son of a bitch booger-eating bastard calls a grown woman "PIGGY?" Oh yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What kind of stinking dipshit playground bully son of a bitch booger-eating bastard calls a grown woman "PIGGY?" Oh yeah.
Remember how in that movie where the first rule is nobody talks about that movie they emptied the buildings and then blew up all the credit companies and cleared all the debt? That, only also do the tech companies. Right now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Remember how in that movie where the first rule is nobody talks about that movie they emptied the buildings and then blew up all the credit companies and cleared all the debt? That, only also do the tech companies. Right now.
We’re all clear that AI is going to kill us, right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We’re all clear that AI is going to kill us, right?
I know: let’s get the tackiest motherfucker on the planet to destroy the architectural symbol of American democracy
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know: let’s get the tackiest motherfucker on the planet to destroy the architectural symbol of American democracy
You guys do realize that we could discover a verifiable video of Trump forcibly sodomizing a 10-year-old and it would have absolutely no effect on the MAGA base, right? They know he’s flawed. He’s their flawed savior and they willl take that to their graves.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You guys do realize that we could discover a verifiable video of Trump forcibly sodomizing a 10-year-old and it would have absolutely no effect on the MAGA base, right? They know he’s flawed. He’s their flawed savior and they willl take that to their graves.