Cripsy Duck
@cripsydamnduck.bsky.social
Former Somebody. Occasionally witty and/or insightful. Photographer, musician, songwriter, writer.
What kind of stinking dipshit playground bully son of a bitch booger-eating bastard calls a grown woman "PIGGY?" Oh yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What kind of stinking dipshit playground bully son of a bitch booger-eating bastard calls a grown woman "PIGGY?" Oh yeah.
Remember how in that movie where the first rule is nobody talks about that movie they emptied the buildings and then blew up all the credit companies and cleared all the debt? That, only also do the tech companies. Right now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Remember how in that movie where the first rule is nobody talks about that movie they emptied the buildings and then blew up all the credit companies and cleared all the debt? That, only also do the tech companies. Right now.
We’re all clear that AI is going to kill us, right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We’re all clear that AI is going to kill us, right?
I know: let’s get the tackiest motherfucker on the planet to destroy the architectural symbol of American democracy
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know: let’s get the tackiest motherfucker on the planet to destroy the architectural symbol of American democracy
You guys do realize that we could discover a verifiable video of Trump forcibly sodomizing a 10-year-old and it would have absolutely no effect on the MAGA base, right? They know he’s flawed. He’s their flawed savior and they willl take that to their graves.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You guys do realize that we could discover a verifiable video of Trump forcibly sodomizing a 10-year-old and it would have absolutely no effect on the MAGA base, right? They know he’s flawed. He’s their flawed savior and they willl take that to their graves.
Child birth should be free.
Child care should be free.
School breakfast and lunch should be free.
Education should be free.
Higher education should be free.
Health care should be free.
Senior care should be free.
The richest society on Earth should prioritize these things.
Child care should be free.
School breakfast and lunch should be free.
Education should be free.
Higher education should be free.
Health care should be free.
Senior care should be free.
The richest society on Earth should prioritize these things.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Child birth should be free.
Child care should be free.
School breakfast and lunch should be free.
Education should be free.
Higher education should be free.
Health care should be free.
Senior care should be free.
The richest society on Earth should prioritize these things.
Child care should be free.
School breakfast and lunch should be free.
Education should be free.
Higher education should be free.
Health care should be free.
Senior care should be free.
The richest society on Earth should prioritize these things.
It's true we need the Democrats now more than ever.
Also: Fuck these goddamn Democrats
Also: Fuck these goddamn Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's true we need the Democrats now more than ever.
Also: Fuck these goddamn Democrats
Also: Fuck these goddamn Democrats
Et Tu, Tim Kaine?
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Et Tu, Tim Kaine?
I’ll bet you five bucks Donald Trump has never greeted a Trick-or-Treater at the door and delighted at their costume. I’ll bet you five bucks he’s never carved a turkey. I’ll bet you five bucks he’s never wrapped a present.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’ll bet you five bucks Donald Trump has never greeted a Trick-or-Treater at the door and delighted at their costume. I’ll bet you five bucks he’s never carved a turkey. I’ll bet you five bucks he’s never wrapped a present.
So if Tesla plans to pay Musk $1 trillion over 10 years, how much do they expect to make overall? That’s a lot of meatballs
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So if Tesla plans to pay Musk $1 trillion over 10 years, how much do they expect to make overall? That’s a lot of meatballs
Please understand:
Giant mega-corporations are INHERENTLY EVIL
Giant mega-corporations are INHERENTLY EVIL
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Please understand:
Giant mega-corporations are INHERENTLY EVIL
Giant mega-corporations are INHERENTLY EVIL
The supposed 1 million New Yorkers who say they will leave when Mamdani is elected should go ahead and fuck off pre-emptively.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The supposed 1 million New Yorkers who say they will leave when Mamdani is elected should go ahead and fuck off pre-emptively.
Ding dong the witch is dead. youtu.be/RhXEKCZdqaY?...
Rotten Candy
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November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ding dong the witch is dead. youtu.be/RhXEKCZdqaY?...
The next Democratic administration after King Poop should promise their first event in the Shitler Memorial Ballroom will be a fabulous DRAG SHOW.
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The next Democratic administration after King Poop should promise their first event in the Shitler Memorial Ballroom will be a fabulous DRAG SHOW.
This is what happens when you NEVER BUST the criminal conmen at the top.
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is what happens when you NEVER BUST the criminal conmen at the top.
The funniest thing about Twamp’s ai video is the notion that the guy could ever pilot anything more complex than a golf cart
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The funniest thing about Twamp’s ai video is the notion that the guy could ever pilot anything more complex than a golf cart
Just showed the ai King-Trump-shits-on-everybody video to my kids because I want them to remember what a petulant, indecent piece of garbage the President of the United States truly is.
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just showed the ai King-Trump-shits-on-everybody video to my kids because I want them to remember what a petulant, indecent piece of garbage the President of the United States truly is.
I guarantee you if we don’t eat these rich fucks they will most definitely eat us
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I guarantee you if we don’t eat these rich fucks they will most definitely eat us
People posting selfies to Bluesky can just stop already
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People posting selfies to Bluesky can just stop already
Okay that was a great trial run. Now let’s do it for a week and shut down traffic and the economy
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay that was a great trial run. Now let’s do it for a week and shut down traffic and the economy
Justice is one slow ass bitch
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Justice is one slow ass bitch
Reposted by Cripsy Duck
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
This whole administration needs to be zip tied and perp walked
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This whole administration needs to be zip tied and perp walked
So was Charlie killed by a gender dysphoric kid or what? I feel like this story never got resolved satisfactorily.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So was Charlie killed by a gender dysphoric kid or what? I feel like this story never got resolved satisfactorily.
That’s how I roll. Because I’m not very good at rolling.
October 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
That’s how I roll. Because I’m not very good at rolling.