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IT Professional. Small business owner. Rabble rouser, anti-fascist, and disturber of shits, during my downtime.
Party people in the house who use humor as a defense mechanism to disarm people say "HO!"
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
At this point, if you google "My car is smoking", it suggests buying nicotine patches.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When all is said and done, and he's in the ground, we're going to treat that anniversary as a national holiday.

We're going to have to call that holiday something.

My vote is for "Aftermath".
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We think in words. Words comprised more of our vernacular than our vocabulary. Commonly said words.

So the quality of our thoughts are only as good as the quality of our words.

Anyway, Trump's a fucking idiot.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh, I see.

I read "but her emails", when they so clearly meant "but HER emails".
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
All of this is from the importer's perspective.
What about all of us who have been PAYING?
J/K, it's in Trump's pockets.

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wearing your High School class ring past your 20's

#JustBoomerThings
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fines for the rich should adhere to the Fibonacci sequence. EVENTUALLY they'll learn.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh, I don't know, sending them to prison instead of endorsing them for office?

You fucking genius.
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You know all those babies you demand on being born? They need to eat, Mike Johnson.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Stephen Miller wants a race war, looking like he wouldn't survive a germ race.
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
* taps mic *
<clears throat>
FUCK DONALD JOHN TRUMP!
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Is EVERYONE EXCITED about the
“Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Massage Parlor?”
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Proud" (i.e., racist) southerners need to learn why it's even CALLED the "Civil War". It's because they lost. Plain and simple.

Had they won it'd be called something like the separation, the casting off or, GTFO.

"The South will rise again!" It's been over 150 years. Shit or get off the pot.
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I have big emotions.
They scream.
Unfortunately, apathy and empathy are two of them.
October 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you're involuntarily celibate because nobody meets your standards, you lack self-awareness.
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
POLITICAL PALLET CLEANSE!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please stop looking for perfection.
Perfection is the enemy of "good".
Especially in the mirror.
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Journalist Edward R. Murrow used his platform on CBS to criticize the witch hunts led by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s.

This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The Committee for the First Amendment first launched in the 1940s, when the House Un-American Activities Committee accused Hollywood actors, directors and writers of being communists or sympathizers.
Hundreds of celebrities relaunch a McCarthy-era committee to defend free speech
The Committee for the First Amendment first launched in the 1940s, when the House Un-American Activities Committee accused Hollywood actors, directors and writers of being communists or sympathizers.
n.pr
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'd rather have Generals who are experienced, but out of shape, than someone who has spent more time in makeup chairs than I.
October 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I heard someone call Jared Leto "A-List".

Kinda wish my standards were low enough to make me happier.

Look, if you were in Requiem for a Dream, and NOT in in the A2A scene, you're C-list. at BEST.
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Saudis - *ironically sucking the soul out of EA*

WB -
a man in a red and black costume with a mask
ALT: a man in a red and black costume with a mask
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Happy Unmasking Eve, fellow neurodivergents!
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I haven't LOST my marbles. Unfortunately they're being burned to ash, right next to the constitution.
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM