I read it once and haven't opened it again in 20+ years (and probably never will, for many reasons), but some themes and lines from it still run through my mind regularly, that's how hard it grabbed me.

THIS STUPID THING COST ME SO MUCH Q

yep, search fully doesnt work for me - the one minute I actually need to use it x)

Whaaaaat, I could maybe understand Bounty/Mound, but what did Milky Way ever do to them???

Wait, did the moderation switch from "adult content" to "sexually suggestive"??

(for both of you and Estelle, even if for different reasons lmao)

Goth Swamp Witch Vibes

unfortunately current numbers will never be as enticing as Potential Future Numbers for investors and shareholders

yeah, thats the point: it doesn't make money just yet, so they are putting in work and shiny things to entice mobile players and get a piece of that cake.

*sighs frustratingly in gaming market*

Thank you for taking your time to describe it in detail! Unfortunately I know this workflow all too well.
(also I think it's possible some of it was backwards engineered in a rush just for the purpose of this "making of" video, but either way, fuck ai)

"okay the first two lines make sense, its not that ba-- NEVERMIND"

(also if you figure sth out I am eager to know because turns out wellbutrin alone is not enough for this time of year)

I got this game because of you and it is DELIGHTFUL

I dont think I can Little Treat myself out of this one, folks

a bunch of their lists were hidden for some reason, bsky moderation be "moderating" I guess