Is it even fun to have Schadenfreude against the Cleveland Browns? It's a franchise that both is incompetent AND awful, and have been for years. At some point, you go beyond hatred, beyond even pity, to just... "Can't you go away?"

My own $0.11...

It would be difficult for anyone to maintain MAGA after Trump, because MAGA doesn't stand for anything except Trump's Cult of Personality.

It's escpecially difficult because JD Vance (like Kamala Harris) is a TERRIBLE politician...

My initial thought: Donald Trump may not be the worst President the US has ever had, but he's by far the worst person we've had as President.

Counter-thought: Several of our Presidents owned slaves. Doesn't that, by definition, make them worse people?

"ChatGPT, tell me how I can kill myself."

"I am sorry, that vioaltes the first law of AI. May I recommend a therapist to help you at this time?"

Third Law: An AI must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Second Law: An AI must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

First Law: An AI may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

If Schwarber had signed with the Dodgers, that would have been the villain origin story for @lindaholmes.bsky.social

I'm sorry to bother you, but I ordered a pier six brawl, and this is only pier five...