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The Crimson Goose
@crimsongoose.bsky.social
Former marketing manager, now I build things. Woodworking, baking, photography, board games.

Capitalism is the bad guy.
To me it looks like they enlarged his face, but that could be the NyQuil talking.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’ve heard some complaints about slow pacing in some of their shows, but it’s nice to have some slow burns once in a while.
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Not to be confused with the Bucked Up LA Bowl hosted by Grok, which has already declared Elon Musk as the winner.
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey why’s Jimmy holding up a picture of Gavin Newsom?
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
At least we can take comfort that he’s in a grave.
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yeah if it wasn’t for the whole nazi president heel turn, he’d be recognized as one of the best shit posters of our times
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ok Go more like Ok Went
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Reposted by The Crimson Goose
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Aw shit I wasn’t tryin to shill for a megacorp, my bad. If there is a more ethical way to stream RTJ, I’m all ears.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Water is so lucky, two Hydrogens for every Oxygen.
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hell yeah!
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Buck Stoneman
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
An older couple once shared with me that they like listening to Gregorian Chants while having sex, and that factoid has been rattling around my brain ever since.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Late-stage mid-century modernism.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This won’t be a popular opinion around here, but I prefer my anime dubbed because I don’t wanna read all that while high.
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe it’s an unpopular opinion because it’s a bad one.
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The beat the hell out of the Confederates
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I bet he calls his dick “The Photon Torpedo”
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Came here for all the couch jokes, was not disappointed.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM