Dystopian Void
@crimson-sapphire.bsky.social
Black, natural, punk, nerd, 80's babe, gamer, Chi gal, tv enthusiast, part time anime fan, chef, my own hair stylist, semi-closeted narcissist, Goddess, cat mom, free🖖🏾♌
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Idk if they got an edit option here, but I don't be proofreading shit lmao
New year, new orange office dilemma...
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
New year, new orange office dilemma...
I remember being excited to turn 30. I didn't think I'd be excited about 40. And tbh, I'm still not sure. But it'll be here this year whether I like it or not. I just wish I wasn't celebrating another milestone with that bloated oaf destroying the economy
How old yall turning in 2026?
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I remember being excited to turn 30. I didn't think I'd be excited about 40. And tbh, I'm still not sure. But it'll be here this year whether I like it or not. I just wish I wasn't celebrating another milestone with that bloated oaf destroying the economy
It's not very girls girl of me to say this, but 9/10 I'm not responding to shit. Cuz if you gone leave, you'll leave. Nothing I could possibly say should change your mind. If you tryna give me a heads up... baby, I couldn't trust these niggas any less. You only verifying the thoughts I already have
i have a few stories about women coming to me about men. y’all would not believe that i never experienced this until 2025 and then it happened like 3x 😭
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's not very girls girl of me to say this, but 9/10 I'm not responding to shit. Cuz if you gone leave, you'll leave. Nothing I could possibly say should change your mind. If you tryna give me a heads up... baby, I couldn't trust these niggas any less. You only verifying the thoughts I already have
One of my favorite karaoke songs 🙌🏾
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
One of my favorite karaoke songs 🙌🏾
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
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Gavin Newsom, with a brutal reality check on the serial lying pedophile's bullshit claims about him choosing to remove the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gavin Newsom, with a brutal reality check on the serial lying pedophile's bullshit claims about him choosing to remove the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
You can get a discount if you're creative enough. That's payment for my wages if you ask me...
The “old school” thing I don’t let go is self checkout at the grocery store. I do not work here and I do not get a discount for self checkout.
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You can get a discount if you're creative enough. That's payment for my wages if you ask me...
It is now 829 pm. I have been at work since 6am. God bless anybody who misses me off between now and 9. Between the beginning of my work week starting with a death, Christmas eve ending with a death, and now being stuck working 6 extra hours at the end of my work week... Your girl is a time bomb 🙃
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It is now 829 pm. I have been at work since 6am. God bless anybody who misses me off between now and 9. Between the beginning of my work week starting with a death, Christmas eve ending with a death, and now being stuck working 6 extra hours at the end of my work week... Your girl is a time bomb 🙃
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Santa got that ish on for real
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Santa got that ish on for real
Just found out my friend passed, after finding out yesterday another friend passed. Christmas is about to be a very numbed out occasion...
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just found out my friend passed, after finding out yesterday another friend passed. Christmas is about to be a very numbed out occasion...
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Dear Pastor,
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dear Pastor,
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
My friend really need to leave her man child but I guess the money she's getting to help pay half the bills is worth it I guess. Cuz what do you mean he hasn't gotten you anything for Christmas and you're still waiting on a ring you asked for over 2 years ago
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My friend really need to leave her man child but I guess the money she's getting to help pay half the bills is worth it I guess. Cuz what do you mean he hasn't gotten you anything for Christmas and you're still waiting on a ring you asked for over 2 years ago
Outside is finna see alot of me year 40... 💅🏾
Homebodies/Introverts, are we leaving our house more often in 2026 or nah?
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Outside is finna see alot of me year 40... 💅🏾
Not me. I need a dumb cat and a smart dog. My cat is both and I hate it
Y’all got them dogs pushing the buttons forming complex ideas
Nope… not me i need an idiot
Nope… not me i need an idiot
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not me. I need a dumb cat and a smart dog. My cat is both and I hate it
After reading LOTR I always thought it should have been 6 movies. The Hobbit only needed 2. Yesterday showed me that I never watched the extended versions of any of them and so now I'll shut up about it lmao. I'm still upset they didn't include the battle at The Shire. I feel it was important
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
After reading LOTR I always thought it should have been 6 movies. The Hobbit only needed 2. Yesterday showed me that I never watched the extended versions of any of them and so now I'll shut up about it lmao. I'm still upset they didn't include the battle at The Shire. I feel it was important
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See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
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Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
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December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
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On today's episode of fat and jobless...
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
On today's episode of fat and jobless...
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
Fuck that. I look great AND look great for my age. Even niggas are shocked that only am I already in my 30's, but about to leave soon to leave them. And I always thought my ppl could tell
I wish people would stop saying they “look great for their age”. Nah fam you just look great! Beauty is not exclusively reserved for the young.
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fuck that. I look great AND look great for my age. Even niggas are shocked that only am I already in my 30's, but about to leave soon to leave them. And I always thought my ppl could tell
Credit is dumb. If I have debt on one of my cards, my score increases. It decreases when I pay it off. If I put debt on another card, my score decreases. Increases when I pay it off. The money I put towards my car loan hasn't moved the needle either way. And I overpay on the loan. Scammer activities
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Credit is dumb. If I have debt on one of my cards, my score increases. It decreases when I pay it off. If I put debt on another card, my score decreases. Increases when I pay it off. The money I put towards my car loan hasn't moved the needle either way. And I overpay on the loan. Scammer activities
I don't think this woman has seen her husband. Baby...it aint ever this serious. My last ex is 6'4, but I'm 5'9 w/o shoes, they gonna always ask him. I get asked when I'm solo. Ppl just be short
Every day I say married couples are the problem. So I guess married men can’t talk to any strangers in public at all when they are with their spouse. YIKES.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I don't think this woman has seen her husband. Baby...it aint ever this serious. My last ex is 6'4, but I'm 5'9 w/o shoes, they gonna always ask him. I get asked when I'm solo. Ppl just be short
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Why is race play a THING……
That is not a kink you need therapy….
That is not a kink you need therapy….
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why is race play a THING……
That is not a kink you need therapy….
That is not a kink you need therapy….
Nothing like a fruit pebbles protein drink, banana bread pecans, elote tortilla chips and chicken jerky to throw off the "you should have eaten 2 hours ago" shakes 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nothing like a fruit pebbles protein drink, banana bread pecans, elote tortilla chips and chicken jerky to throw off the "you should have eaten 2 hours ago" shakes 🙃
A great depression is really on its way...
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A great depression is really on its way...
2 hours down 7 more to go. It would be nice if it would go smoothly. But knowing my luck, it won't lol
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
2 hours down 7 more to go. It would be nice if it would go smoothly. But knowing my luck, it won't lol