CriminalFriday
@criminalfriday.bsky.social
🎶A good time man like me ain't got no business singin' the blues🎶
Writer, history nerd, fan of weird media. I go through cycles of hyperfixation on pieces of media.
Robby | 26 | He/They
Writer, history nerd, fan of weird media. I go through cycles of hyperfixation on pieces of media.
Robby | 26 | He/They
Eating ass in Cyberpunk like "hold on, it's locked. What's your mother's maiden name?"
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Eating ass in Cyberpunk like "hold on, it's locked. What's your mother's maiden name?"
Posting these without any context #starshiptroopers #zoombinis
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Posting these without any context #starshiptroopers #zoombinis
If you work for ICE there are two paths to redemption. End your career or end yourself.
Sorry, folks, I'm really goddamn bitter right now.
Sorry, folks, I'm really goddamn bitter right now.
April 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you work for ICE there are two paths to redemption. End your career or end yourself.
Sorry, folks, I'm really goddamn bitter right now.
Sorry, folks, I'm really goddamn bitter right now.
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COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months
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April 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months
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Shoutout to all the other unhinged bisexual men out there
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Shoutout to all the other unhinged bisexual men out there
I love Girl Scout Cookies, I just wish they didn't have to kill so many Girl Scouts to make them.
February 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I love Girl Scout Cookies, I just wish they didn't have to kill so many Girl Scouts to make them.
Genuinely how I make friends
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Genuinely how I make friends
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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theonion.com/fritola...
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#capitalism #anticapitalsim #socialism #communism #eattherich #imperialism #liberal #liberalism #conservative #leftist #fascism
February 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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The next time a fascist says "sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT" punch them in the face.
I will not be tolerant of the exploitation or abuse of the vulnerable.
#antifa #antifascism #fascism #tolerance #nazis #socialism #communism #anarchy
I will not be tolerant of the exploitation or abuse of the vulnerable.
#antifa #antifascism #fascism #tolerance #nazis #socialism #communism #anarchy
February 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The next time a fascist says "sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT" punch them in the face.
I will not be tolerant of the exploitation or abuse of the vulnerable.
#antifa #antifascism #fascism #tolerance #nazis #socialism #communism #anarchy
I will not be tolerant of the exploitation or abuse of the vulnerable.
#antifa #antifascism #fascism #tolerance #nazis #socialism #communism #anarchy
Me: "Yeah this is one of my more light hearted works"
The book I'm writing: *features several brutal murder scenes, including one where a prisoner asks to be executed to end his suffering*
Guys this is a problem, I don't know what light-hearted means
The book I'm writing: *features several brutal murder scenes, including one where a prisoner asks to be executed to end his suffering*
Guys this is a problem, I don't know what light-hearted means
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me: "Yeah this is one of my more light hearted works"
The book I'm writing: *features several brutal murder scenes, including one where a prisoner asks to be executed to end his suffering*
Guys this is a problem, I don't know what light-hearted means
The book I'm writing: *features several brutal murder scenes, including one where a prisoner asks to be executed to end his suffering*
Guys this is a problem, I don't know what light-hearted means
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"You can be a scoundrel with no cock and still be a man."
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"You can be a scoundrel with no cock and still be a man."
I think his lip got stuck
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think his lip got stuck
Reading The Incal and I vibe so hard with this evil lil guy
January 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reading The Incal and I vibe so hard with this evil lil guy
Probably gonna be posting on here more now that Facebook has completely taken the Trump pill
January 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Probably gonna be posting on here more now that Facebook has completely taken the Trump pill
December 4, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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Study: Anxiety Natural Response To Suited Men Wearing Shades Closing In From All Angles
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November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Study: Anxiety Natural Response To Suited Men Wearing Shades Closing In From All Angles
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theonion.com/study-anxiet...
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