Laura 🩸
@criminalbiscuit.bsky.social
💄: She/her. Queer. Disabled. Geriatric millennial. Aries sun, Greggs moon, Jigglypuff rising.
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
October 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
spooky season cannot officially begin until i have paid my yearly adoration to the hottest @trixiemattel.bsky.social photo of all time 👻🖤🎃🔮🔥
October 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
spooky season cannot officially begin until i have paid my yearly adoration to the hottest @trixiemattel.bsky.social photo of all time 👻🖤🎃🔮🔥
you know you're a swiftie ally when your bestie is going to a release party in two hours, and despite having no time for anything fancy, you're sitting listening to #tloas with her, and making basic friendship bracelets for her to give out. i'm excited for her to have this experience tonight. 🧡💚✨
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
you know you're a swiftie ally when your bestie is going to a release party in two hours, and despite having no time for anything fancy, you're sitting listening to #tloas with her, and making basic friendship bracelets for her to give out. i'm excited for her to have this experience tonight. 🧡💚✨
B E d tI mE ????
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
B E d tI mE ????
the evil is defeated!! 😭 this was meant to be fun but i have never had to work so hard to achieve something in my goddamn LIFE. i'd get within 4 points of master ball rank, then get terrible start pulls 6 games in a row, and back down we go. repeat for the last three weeks solid. never again. #ptcgp
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
the evil is defeated!! 😭 this was meant to be fun but i have never had to work so hard to achieve something in my goddamn LIFE. i'd get within 4 points of master ball rank, then get terrible start pulls 6 games in a row, and back down we go. repeat for the last three weeks solid. never again. #ptcgp
i'm so gutted. no-one deserves a ticket more than anyone else, but man. i remember SO vividly leaving hmv with my copy of ok computer, on release day, and having my world shifted. i still have the cd. i only saw @radiohead.wastehq.social once, in warrington, in 2000. guess that was my one lucky day.
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i'm so gutted. no-one deserves a ticket more than anyone else, but man. i remember SO vividly leaving hmv with my copy of ok computer, on release day, and having my world shifted. i still have the cd. i only saw @radiohead.wastehq.social once, in warrington, in 2000. guess that was my one lucky day.
a man on my estate has been butchering songs at what i had assumed was a karaoke/back yard party. he massacred 'a little respect' and 'sit down', and when he'd sung SIX songs, i realised this could be a paid gig. from a man who (no joke) simply just skipped the high notes of every song. kill me now.
August 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
a man on my estate has been butchering songs at what i had assumed was a karaoke/back yard party. he massacred 'a little respect' and 'sit down', and when he'd sung SIX songs, i realised this could be a paid gig. from a man who (no joke) simply just skipped the high notes of every song. kill me now.
yay wow ooh. i am so happy for this.
August 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
yay wow ooh. i am so happy for this.
August 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I hear my bestie Nico Rosberg has been retelling baby Brocedes stories. As the resident fandom expert on them from 2014-16, who knew every childhood story, and had every rare photo ever saved, this pleases me. (I wish he'd talked about them throwing a mattress out of a hotel window.) #BelgianGP #F1
July 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hear my bestie Nico Rosberg has been retelling baby Brocedes stories. As the resident fandom expert on them from 2014-16, who knew every childhood story, and had every rare photo ever saved, this pleases me. (I wish he'd talked about them throwing a mattress out of a hotel window.) #BelgianGP #F1
big mistake. heard faith hill's there you'll be for the first time in decades and it got to the chorus and the 'in my heart i'll always see you soar above the sky' and i thought about mav punching his wings into ice's coffin and now i'm crying at 5am i hate you #topgun you stupid gay love story fml
July 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
big mistake. heard faith hill's there you'll be for the first time in decades and it got to the chorus and the 'in my heart i'll always see you soar above the sky' and i thought about mav punching his wings into ice's coffin and now i'm crying at 5am i hate you #topgun you stupid gay love story fml
gonna yell about this s3 shooting snippet because in my head? loustat. motel. room.
(i know i know lestat is probably in there with his band drinking from willing groupies but lemme have my delulu) #iwtv
(i know i know lestat is probably in there with his band drinking from willing groupies but lemme have my delulu) #iwtv
July 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
gonna yell about this s3 shooting snippet because in my head? loustat. motel. room.
(i know i know lestat is probably in there with his band drinking from willing groupies but lemme have my delulu) #iwtv
(i know i know lestat is probably in there with his band drinking from willing groupies but lemme have my delulu) #iwtv
gone FERAL about this i fear
filming in a hotel, the fiercely cunty shoulders on lestat's jacket, louis' blue shirt that looks like the one sam was wearing backstage as a cover up(!!!), are we seeing loustat confirmed for s3???
i need freaky glitter-streaked hate/love sex and i need it now #iwtv
filming in a hotel, the fiercely cunty shoulders on lestat's jacket, louis' blue shirt that looks like the one sam was wearing backstage as a cover up(!!!), are we seeing loustat confirmed for s3???
i need freaky glitter-streaked hate/love sex and i need it now #iwtv
July 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
gone FERAL about this i fear
filming in a hotel, the fiercely cunty shoulders on lestat's jacket, louis' blue shirt that looks like the one sam was wearing backstage as a cover up(!!!), are we seeing loustat confirmed for s3???
i need freaky glitter-streaked hate/love sex and i need it now #iwtv
filming in a hotel, the fiercely cunty shoulders on lestat's jacket, louis' blue shirt that looks like the one sam was wearing backstage as a cover up(!!!), are we seeing loustat confirmed for s3???
i need freaky glitter-streaked hate/love sex and i need it now #iwtv
Every time I look at my keys, I'm reminded that television gold is being filmed right now - and while the world, both at large, and for me personally - has been rough of late, I'm glad to be alive in this particular timeline, to see Sam, Jacob, the whole cast, and the writers, do their thing. #IWTV
July 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Every time I look at my keys, I'm reminded that television gold is being filmed right now - and while the world, both at large, and for me personally - has been rough of late, I'm glad to be alive in this particular timeline, to see Sam, Jacob, the whole cast, and the writers, do their thing. #IWTV
#chronicillness tips(!)
when you go into hospital, make sure you have veins that aren't baby ones and super deep, otherwise 8 attempts at cannulation (including having to use an an ultrasound machine!) will leave you barely able to move your wrist 😐
lestat couldn't even get blood out of this bitch
when you go into hospital, make sure you have veins that aren't baby ones and super deep, otherwise 8 attempts at cannulation (including having to use an an ultrasound machine!) will leave you barely able to move your wrist 😐
lestat couldn't even get blood out of this bitch
July 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
#chronicillness tips(!)
when you go into hospital, make sure you have veins that aren't baby ones and super deep, otherwise 8 attempts at cannulation (including having to use an an ultrasound machine!) will leave you barely able to move your wrist 😐
lestat couldn't even get blood out of this bitch
when you go into hospital, make sure you have veins that aren't baby ones and super deep, otherwise 8 attempts at cannulation (including having to use an an ultrasound machine!) will leave you barely able to move your wrist 😐
lestat couldn't even get blood out of this bitch
Let's talk about the hypocrisy of those trying to stop the #AssistedDyingBill, by pretending to care about the needs of the marginalised/disabled, and their quality of life. You've consistently voted to make our lives harder, but claim to believe that we should all feel our lives are valuable? Liar.
June 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Let's talk about the hypocrisy of those trying to stop the #AssistedDyingBill, by pretending to care about the needs of the marginalised/disabled, and their quality of life. You've consistently voted to make our lives harder, but claim to believe that we should all feel our lives are valuable? Liar.
URGH RIGHT. and the way will 'dictionary definition of neurodivergent' graham cannot even make ANY eye contact with hannibal initially and then spends many (slut) moments doing all of whatever THIS puppy dog face is at hannibal is for THREE seasons??? i cannot. he tasks me so badly. mutters.
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
URGH RIGHT. and the way will 'dictionary definition of neurodivergent' graham cannot even make ANY eye contact with hannibal initially and then spends many (slut) moments doing all of whatever THIS puppy dog face is at hannibal is for THREE seasons??? i cannot. he tasks me so badly. mutters.
Happy Pride Month from my fave dumb movie that you'll never convince me is straight when it has... *checks notes* gay volleyball, lingering gazes, "carnal knowledge, OF A LADY THIS TIME", and being obsessed with your nemesis, yet the only one who truly comforts him when his bestie dies, etc. #TopGun
June 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy Pride Month from my fave dumb movie that you'll never convince me is straight when it has... *checks notes* gay volleyball, lingering gazes, "carnal knowledge, OF A LADY THIS TIME", and being obsessed with your nemesis, yet the only one who truly comforts him when his bestie dies, etc. #TopGun
