Laura 🩸
@criminalbiscuit.bsky.social
💄: She/her. Queer. Disabled. Geriatric millennial. Aries sun, Greggs moon, Jigglypuff rising.
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
i've been to the gp this week, as (despite living with chronic illness), i genuinely feel like my body is shutting down. it's like a virus but with no obvious cause and i feel like i'm losing my mind with how floored i am. i've been admitted to hospital feeling less bad than this, and i'm so scared.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i've been to the gp this week, as (despite living with chronic illness), i genuinely feel like my body is shutting down. it's like a virus but with no obvious cause and i feel like i'm losing my mind with how floored i am. i've been admitted to hospital feeling less bad than this, and i'm so scared.
i'm so freaked out. i don't feel like i've had a virus, but i literally can't stay awake. my blood sugars are fine, so i struggle to see how it's that. i can sleep for 12 hours, get up for 3, and then be falling asleep again. i'm taking vitamins, etc, but i have never had this before in my life. ☹️
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i'm so freaked out. i don't feel like i've had a virus, but i literally can't stay awake. my blood sugars are fine, so i struggle to see how it's that. i can sleep for 12 hours, get up for 3, and then be falling asleep again. i'm taking vitamins, etc, but i have never had this before in my life. ☹️
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happy birthday to our drama queen! 👑
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
happy birthday to our drama queen! 👑
there needs to be a word for chronic illness folk, to avoid a boy cried wolf situation, for those of us who feel super bad most days, and then wake up and feel REALLY bad, to differentiate between no i'm just moaning about my body doing The Usual and wait no i see jesus coming and i am scared
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
there needs to be a word for chronic illness folk, to avoid a boy cried wolf situation, for those of us who feel super bad most days, and then wake up and feel REALLY bad, to differentiate between no i'm just moaning about my body doing The Usual and wait no i see jesus coming and i am scared
i'm so behind the times, but i've been really unwell, and so have been watching tv shows i've never seen. my queer heart just bawled through the last 5 minutes of the season finale of ahs: nyc. an absolutely excruciating, yet deeply beautiful elegy, to lives lost to hiv in the late 80's/early 90's.
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i'm so behind the times, but i've been really unwell, and so have been watching tv shows i've never seen. my queer heart just bawled through the last 5 minutes of the season finale of ahs: nyc. an absolutely excruciating, yet deeply beautiful elegy, to lives lost to hiv in the late 80's/early 90's.
this nails why queer people (me) are so drawn to monstrous stories/horror ft. problematic characters. rewatching iwtv atm and my god, it really is just the pinnacle of script-writing and acting and tv and WHERE ARE THE AWARDS i will die on this hill anyway i'm fine. queer monster stories forever. ❣️
Horror has long been a home for queerness. This essay explores how #InterviewWithTheVampire with its lush, complex storytelling, illuminates the line between desire and damnation and how horror becomes a metaphor for self-acceptance and liberation. #iwtv
🔗: www.autostraddle.com/i-love-being...
🔗: www.autostraddle.com/i-love-being...
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this nails why queer people (me) are so drawn to monstrous stories/horror ft. problematic characters. rewatching iwtv atm and my god, it really is just the pinnacle of script-writing and acting and tv and WHERE ARE THE AWARDS i will die on this hill anyway i'm fine. queer monster stories forever. ❣️
Also, I feel like I should be proud of what finally sealed my promotion; putting medical cream in my eye this morning, for my autoimmune condition, and in doing so, slipping, scratching my own cornea, and injuring myself further. Only a truly exceptional servicewoman could achieve such heights. 🫡
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Also, I feel like I should be proud of what finally sealed my promotion; putting medical cream in my eye this morning, for my autoimmune condition, and in doing so, slipping, scratching my own cornea, and injuring myself further. Only a truly exceptional servicewoman could achieve such heights. 🫡
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
Nothing prepared me for this. Just delete the word 'parody' from the dictionary, because we no longer have need of it.
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
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October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nothing prepared me for this. Just delete the word 'parody' from the dictionary, because we no longer have need of it.
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"I hope you will listen to a certain overlooked and different voice within you. Because the human heart, even when it wants to die, quite often wants at the same time to eat some tteokbokki, too."
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"I hope you will listen to a certain overlooked and different voice within you. Because the human heart, even when it wants to die, quite often wants at the same time to eat some tteokbokki, too."
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
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me when I wake up
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
me when I wake up
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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Someone caught Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson's response to Armand being called "daddy," & that's canon Loustat to me. #iwtvamc #tvlamc #tvl #iwtv #jamreiderson
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone caught Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson's response to Armand being called "daddy," & that's canon Loustat to me. #iwtvamc #tvlamc #tvl #iwtv #jamreiderson
DM isn't even my ship, but I'm smitten with the way Eric describes this. He has such a way with words. Cue the broken toy Daniel fanart! I love it when little details like this make everyone so happy. #iwtv #tvl #thevampirelestat #nycc
Past Devil’s minion is so on, I’ll have to be sedated when it airs 😔
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
DM isn't even my ship, but I'm smitten with the way Eric describes this. He has such a way with words. Cue the broken toy Daniel fanart! I love it when little details like this make everyone so happy. #iwtv #tvl #thevampirelestat #nycc
the world is on fire but the prospect of this is keeping me from the noose bites own arm off screams internally knocks on all my neighbours to tell them about this until they shut the door in my face
Full teaser for #TheVampireLestat, featuring never-before-seen footage!
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#NYCC #NYCC2025 #iwtv
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#NYCC #NYCC2025 #iwtv
October 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the world is on fire but the prospect of this is keeping me from the noose bites own arm off screams internally knocks on all my neighbours to tell them about this until they shut the door in my face
October 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
spooky season cannot officially begin until i have paid my yearly adoration to the hottest @trixiemattel.bsky.social photo of all time 👻🖤🎃🔮🔥
October 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
spooky season cannot officially begin until i have paid my yearly adoration to the hottest @trixiemattel.bsky.social photo of all time 👻🖤🎃🔮🔥
not even a swiftie (just an ally to my swiftie housemate) but sitting here like I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE and omfg the baby ladders jan ilu
JAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER AND HE DID IT 🪜❤️🔥
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
not even a swiftie (just an ally to my swiftie housemate) but sitting here like I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE and omfg the baby ladders jan ilu
you know you're a swiftie ally when your bestie is going to a release party in two hours, and despite having no time for anything fancy, you're sitting listening to #tloas with her, and making basic friendship bracelets for her to give out. i'm excited for her to have this experience tonight. 🧡💚✨
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
you know you're a swiftie ally when your bestie is going to a release party in two hours, and despite having no time for anything fancy, you're sitting listening to #tloas with her, and making basic friendship bracelets for her to give out. i'm excited for her to have this experience tonight. 🧡💚✨
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HONESTLY though CANCELLED! is a lestat anthem
like tell me he wouldn’t release a fucking siren song about how being murdered by your husband and child makes you really sexy actually
literally “tone deaf in the heart, let’s fucking off her”
and louis is playing it on repeat for the ~vibes~
like tell me he wouldn’t release a fucking siren song about how being murdered by your husband and child makes you really sexy actually
literally “tone deaf in the heart, let’s fucking off her”
and louis is playing it on repeat for the ~vibes~
October 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
HONESTLY though CANCELLED! is a lestat anthem
like tell me he wouldn’t release a fucking siren song about how being murdered by your husband and child makes you really sexy actually
literally “tone deaf in the heart, let’s fucking off her”
and louis is playing it on repeat for the ~vibes~
like tell me he wouldn’t release a fucking siren song about how being murdered by your husband and child makes you really sexy actually
literally “tone deaf in the heart, let’s fucking off her”
and louis is playing it on repeat for the ~vibes~
*taps microphone* it is not a crime for a megastar to release an album you don't like to the extent that it consumes your 'personality.' love, a totally neutral taylor observer who likes to see other people having fun and doesn't sit waiting for someone to misstep and swoop in like a vulture. #tloas
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
*taps microphone* it is not a crime for a megastar to release an album you don't like to the extent that it consumes your 'personality.' love, a totally neutral taylor observer who likes to see other people having fun and doesn't sit waiting for someone to misstep and swoop in like a vulture. #tloas
i'm trying so hard to keep my brain healthy right now, by acknowledging scary dark thoughts, and bringing them into the light, so that nothing hidden takes root. but i feel like it's such a hard battle, and every time i turn my back, i find my brain hunched over and eating out of the trash. urgh.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i'm trying so hard to keep my brain healthy right now, by acknowledging scary dark thoughts, and bringing them into the light, so that nothing hidden takes root. but i feel like it's such a hard battle, and every time i turn my back, i find my brain hunched over and eating out of the trash. urgh.