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cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
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@cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
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Memes - Metal - Liverpool FC - Oilers - Flyers - Eagles - AEW - Travel - Your Mom 🤘 Vancouver Island, Canada 🇨🇦

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cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Monday motivation 😎
Meme: don’t worry dishes, nobody is doing me either
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Christmas and Kink content 😎
A meme of a festive donut that actually looks like a ball gag
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Happy Caturday 😎
Picture of a content cat with the caption “ how I sleep knowing that you would take a bullet for me while I would sell you out for a piece of chicken”
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
I’m doing a “your mom” meme of the day over on BlueSky up until Christmas.

Anyway, I thought this particular one is perfect for Mastodon 😎
Pic of Carl Sagan with a quote “if science was easy we would call it your mom”
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
The ultra-rare Caturday / Movember toot. You’re welcome 😎
A moustache sporting goofball wearing a blue hoody holding a stunning cat with rocks and shrubs in the background
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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When it's #caturday and you should be partying, but you got to think about deep stuff first.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
tabby cat with white belly lying on a cushion like a little human, thinking about stuff
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Bumblebee educational content 😎
Meme: anatomy of a Bumblebee, lower section “bum” rest of body “Blebee”
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
🙋‍♂️
Me: Doctor it hurts when I go like this. Doctor: you’re not doing anything, you’re just sitting there being alive. Me: exactly
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Dad Joke content - you’re welcome 😎
Meme: picture of a man running back and forth from a giraffe’s mouth to its chest giving cpr. A dad joke meme
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Classic meme content, you’re welcome 😎
Meme: avocado, hello I’m good fat. Bacon, lights cigarette and punches avocado
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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aphelion.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy
It’s hard to feel nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Valid question 🤔
Meme: snow tracks that appear to indicate some sweet doggy style loving with the caption “who plays leap frog in the snow?”
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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ashleysays.bsky.social
I need to self report

I was singing Christmas songs the day before yesterday

I’m very sorry
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
This would totally be me 😎🤘
Meme: prostitute I hired looking confused as I try to explain black metal lore
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
So has anyone seen this 😉
Meme: fictional Hallmark channel promoting a movie called Shove this Pumpkin up my Ass
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Some good tail

#catsofmastodon #caturday #orangecat
My orange cat’s very fluffy tail
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Happy Caturday 😎
Meme. Cat owner: cats don’t judge, they just want love. Cat: Feed me slut
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Salacious Relationship content 😎
Meme: mom’s boyfriend telling her son that he is going to be sticking around for a while because his mom gives head after anal
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
“I have a jar of Vaseline”

80’s sext…
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Point - counterpoint 😎
Her: sex don’t importune, teach me how to make $30K in 2 days. Him: well it’s gonna involve sex
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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EVERYONE LOVE JOE TWICE AS HARD TO MAKE UP FOR IT

DO IT!!!! I AM!!!!!!!!
https://fuckaas.space/@jmaggard/115403744048863519
Sad Joe (@jmaggard@fuckaas.space)
Had a rough day filled with self loathing. Hating yourself is no fun.
fuckaas.space
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
At the coffee shop, sitting beside a table of BMW drivers talking about BMW things.

So what I’m trying to say is I now know what it feels like to be in Hell…
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Sweden, honestly WTF?

Spotted in our local paper - Seafood Cake recipe 😐
Pic of a recipe for Smorgastarta, some type of Swedish Seafood cake, an absolute abomination in my opinion
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
cridge17.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Damn 😢
Caption; I’ve been dethroned - picture of a bottle of cream with a tagline America’s number o e creamer
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM