I miss the days where people who lived in apartments beyond center field would put out their white laundry during the opponents turn to bat, so the batter would lose the ball in the laundry. Then, they would bring their laundry in when the home team was up.

….becoming?

Destroying lands that have no right to be hit by Sundering Titan with Yavimaya in play was the grossest of the gross.

He’s certainly a first ballot selection in the “celebrity who also plays magic” hall of fame

I count Moxes as lands. You can cut two lands. Especially with all the other acceleration you got going on.

It was a bloodbath