Wilson Fisher
@crewmanwilson.bsky.social
King of lizards.
Refined grizzly.
The Volleyball.
Dennis’ neighbor.
Tim Taylor’s neighbor.
He/him.
Refined grizzly.
The Volleyball.
Dennis’ neighbor.
Tim Taylor’s neighbor.
He/him.
Pinned
Wilson Fisher
@crewmanwilson.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
Reposted by Wilson Fisher
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
"I like the little guy on your hat"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I like the little guy on your hat"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
Well don't I have egg on MY face
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Well don't I have egg on MY face
Reposted by Wilson Fisher
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Opponent: Thoughtsieze
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Opponent: Thoughtsieze
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Modern magic players like to complain about a lot of things.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Modern magic players like to complain about a lot of things.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
*mumbles*
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
*mumbles*
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
This deck will probably be my last of the powered cube and it was fuuuuucked up. Easiest trophy of the season.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This deck will probably be my last of the powered cube and it was fuuuuucked up. Easiest trophy of the season.
Can't the ref do something about this?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can't the ref do something about this?
NSFW
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
NSFW
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Giving my opponent a treasure to steal it with Dack it PRETTY cute.
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Giving my opponent a treasure to steal it with Dack it PRETTY cute.
Drafting Bonecrusher Giant in cube for the sole reason to play it against The One Ring
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Drafting Bonecrusher Giant in cube for the sole reason to play it against The One Ring
I drafted, played and cast Booster Tutor 6 times in my matches.
10/10
I didn’t get power once out of all those times.
-70,000/10
10/10
I didn’t get power once out of all those times.
-70,000/10
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I drafted, played and cast Booster Tutor 6 times in my matches.
10/10
I didn’t get power once out of all those times.
-70,000/10
10/10
I didn’t get power once out of all those times.
-70,000/10
Entering the 16th inning …
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Entering the 16th inning …
Really excited to be drafting a proper cube on Arena
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Really excited to be drafting a proper cube on Arena
Oppo gained control of all their creatures, now rage timing out. Gotta love it.
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oppo gained control of all their creatures, now rage timing out. Gotta love it.
Every day we inch closer to perfection
September 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every day we inch closer to perfection
Yes, but what TIME will the rapture happen?
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yes, but what TIME will the rapture happen?
Yall didn’t learn driving and texting on a T9 and it shows.
September 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yall didn’t learn driving and texting on a T9 and it shows.
Every #mtgeoe draft:
I’ll play 17 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 16 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 15 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 14 lands: screw every game, obviously, you psycho.
I’ll play 17 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 16 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 15 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 14 lands: screw every game, obviously, you psycho.
August 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every #mtgeoe draft:
I’ll play 17 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 16 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 15 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 14 lands: screw every game, obviously, you psycho.
I’ll play 17 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 16 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 15 lands: flood every game
I’ll play 14 lands: screw every game, obviously, you psycho.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The rare three paw stack
August 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The rare three paw stack