I love providing for my other half, especially when it’s random workplace gossip

Any minor upset can be washed away with a slice of cheese, especially if it's a slice of mature cheddar.

After 5 minutes of using Image Playground I can declare it's the worst thing Apple's ever come out with. Bring back the fucking butterfly keyboard for all I care

The icon for Image Playground's the most horrifying thing Apple has ever produced. Can't wait to use my state of the art 3nm M4 chip to produce slop

Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel

Gregg Wallace being an absolute wrongen? Never!

I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE

A remarkable piece this.

A @hopenothate.org.uk activist Infiltrated Britain First... and... well it's even worse than you might think
hopenothate.org.uk/britain-firs...

Important context here:

● over half of farms are less than 49 acres (20 hectares)

● "a big farm" is 217 acres.

Now let's see who's angry:

● Clarkson farm is 1,000 acres
● Lloyd Webber farms 4,000 acres
● Viscount Rothermere (Mail owner) 4,700 acres
● Dyson owns 36,000 acres

My favourite hobby is ordering single bags of crisps to my friend’s houses

merry lynx africa day

breaking benjamin is the only band that can repeatedly make the exact same song and have it slap every time

we’re overdue for a guy fawkes tribute act

who tf thought calling elon’s bootlicker chatbot ‘grok’ was a good idea? it sounds like a medieval fucking disease

guess i’m finally deemed good enough for this app