Ryan Jordan
@creativejordan.bsky.social
Founder: tenor.studio // Branding Expert // A.I. Strategist // Creative Consultant: creativejordan.com
I have a way with Wordles 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I have a way with Wordles 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
For anyone who’s worked in marketing, the accusation only ChatGPT uses em dashes is infuriating. I saw a TikTok video today claiming em dashes aren’t even possible on a phone keyboard—this is not correct.
March 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
For anyone who’s worked in marketing, the accusation only ChatGPT uses em dashes is infuriating. I saw a TikTok video today claiming em dashes aren’t even possible on a phone keyboard—this is not correct.
Pete Hegseth just texted me that he’s going to Irish Exit NATO.
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pete Hegseth just texted me that he’s going to Irish Exit NATO.
If Canada and Mexico are smart they’ll leave the 25% tariffs in place after Trump announces tariff relief tomorrow. When someone gets caught bluffing they get punished. Show the American people the emperor has no clothes.
March 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If Canada and Mexico are smart they’ll leave the 25% tariffs in place after Trump announces tariff relief tomorrow. When someone gets caught bluffing they get punished. Show the American people the emperor has no clothes.
This American church would 100% crucify Jesus.
March 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This American church would 100% crucify Jesus.
I can’t get over this cold. Clearly I’m worried there are worms in my brain.
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I can’t get over this cold. Clearly I’m worried there are worms in my brain.
The GOP and Tim Scott rolling back CFPB overdraft protection is truly despicable—the cruelty is the point.
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The GOP and Tim Scott rolling back CFPB overdraft protection is truly despicable—the cruelty is the point.
What a let down. Lives will be lost because of Bill Cassidy. The capitulation is astonishing.
February 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What a let down. Lives will be lost because of Bill Cassidy. The capitulation is astonishing.
Dems are paralyzed by this moment. IMO we need to accept our institutions are being destroyed and form a new Reform party. Progressive young voters that will aggressively reshape the government before MAGA does. Make this moment advantageous. 90 million people didn’t vote—start there.
February 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dems are paralyzed by this moment. IMO we need to accept our institutions are being destroyed and form a new Reform party. Progressive young voters that will aggressively reshape the government before MAGA does. Make this moment advantageous. 90 million people didn’t vote—start there.
Why are reporters not badgering these politicians with follow ups like “what makes someone DEI?” Make them show their racism. That’s all this is.
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why are reporters not badgering these politicians with follow ups like “what makes someone DEI?” Make them show their racism. That’s all this is.
Thank God we’ve got MTV personality Sean Duffy and Fox News personality Pete Hegseth managing the worst aviation and military disaster in two decades. Meritocracy in action.
January 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thank God we’ve got MTV personality Sean Duffy and Fox News personality Pete Hegseth managing the worst aviation and military disaster in two decades. Meritocracy in action.
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REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director?
DUFFY: *walks away*
(The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)
DUFFY: *walks away*
(The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director?
DUFFY: *walks away*
(The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)
DUFFY: *walks away*
(The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)
How did we let a full blown nazi become the richest man in the world?
January 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How did we let a full blown nazi become the richest man in the world?
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Very moving @nhpr.bsky.social interview with a Jan 6er from Keene, NH, who rejected Trump’s pardon and sounds like he has grown tremendously in 4 years. “One thing I did not believe in was change before this experience…And now I believe change is necessary for survival.” www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Keene man arrested for storming the Capitol on Jan. 6 rejects Trump’s pardon
On his first day in office this week, President Donald Trump pardoned all rioters at the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Jason Riddle served time in jail for his participation in the 2021 riot.
www.nhpr.org
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Very moving @nhpr.bsky.social interview with a Jan 6er from Keene, NH, who rejected Trump’s pardon and sounds like he has grown tremendously in 4 years. “One thing I did not believe in was change before this experience…And now I believe change is necessary for survival.” www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Kid in carpool this morn delivered a devastating, so funny I forgot to laugh. Not sure the other kid will ever recover.
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kid in carpool this morn delivered a devastating, so funny I forgot to laugh. Not sure the other kid will ever recover.
I had intended on turning off the news today. But Elon doing full blown sieg heil is hard to ignore. Dark times.
January 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I had intended on turning off the news today. But Elon doing full blown sieg heil is hard to ignore. Dark times.
Just astonishing that people believed TikTok shutting down yesterday was anything more than a coordinated PR stunt with the Trump administration. Nothing to do with any actual laws.
January 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just astonishing that people believed TikTok shutting down yesterday was anything more than a coordinated PR stunt with the Trump administration. Nothing to do with any actual laws.
When is it time to show my kids Killer Clowns from Outer Space? I want to really mess them up like me.
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
When is it time to show my kids Killer Clowns from Outer Space? I want to really mess them up like me.
Finally got through the #HardFork 100 most iconic technologies of all time podcast with @caseynewton.bsky.social and @kevinroose.com. Uber outranking the lightbulb—nobody could see that coming. 👀
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Finally got through the #HardFork 100 most iconic technologies of all time podcast with @caseynewton.bsky.social and @kevinroose.com. Uber outranking the lightbulb—nobody could see that coming. 👀
For those who think names don’t matter.
When I named my son Quinn Air Jordan I dreaded the name would end up being ironic. But now at age 11 this kid is finally obsessed with basketball.
Sometimes actions steer brands, but I like when brands steer actions.
When I named my son Quinn Air Jordan I dreaded the name would end up being ironic. But now at age 11 this kid is finally obsessed with basketball.
Sometimes actions steer brands, but I like when brands steer actions.
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
For those who think names don’t matter.
When I named my son Quinn Air Jordan I dreaded the name would end up being ironic. But now at age 11 this kid is finally obsessed with basketball.
Sometimes actions steer brands, but I like when brands steer actions.
When I named my son Quinn Air Jordan I dreaded the name would end up being ironic. But now at age 11 this kid is finally obsessed with basketball.
Sometimes actions steer brands, but I like when brands steer actions.
of course.
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
of course.
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
The Harbaugh brothers are brothers?!?!!
November 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The Harbaugh brothers are brothers?!?!!