creakyboardz
@creakyboardz.bsky.social
internet music community person, does things some times
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any pronouns will work at this point
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any pronouns will work at this point
when are we gonna get Pinkerton for Girls
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
when are we gonna get Pinkerton for Girls
had a dream where i saw some clickbait Minecraft YouTuber make a video called "BEST MINECRAFT STORAGE SORTING SOLUTION (Better than Copper Golems???!?)" and the trick turned out to be just hiring a guy from Fiverr to sort your items for you.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
had a dream where i saw some clickbait Minecraft YouTuber make a video called "BEST MINECRAFT STORAGE SORTING SOLUTION (Better than Copper Golems???!?)" and the trick turned out to be just hiring a guy from Fiverr to sort your items for you.
when are we gonna get more Whimsical Silly media bro everything’s so dreary nowadays, even the silly stuff is post-post-post-ironic
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
when are we gonna get more Whimsical Silly media bro everything’s so dreary nowadays, even the silly stuff is post-post-post-ironic
guy in 2004 who is both a fan of the Beach Boys and 90’s first person shooters: “bro we got Smile before Duke Nukem Forever”
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
guy in 2004 who is both a fan of the Beach Boys and 90’s first person shooters: “bro we got Smile before Duke Nukem Forever”
idea: catholic eating competition called The Full Jesus where you have to eat the amount of communion wafers equal in mass to Jesus as fast as you possibly can
winner becomes pope
one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year
winner becomes pope
one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
idea: catholic eating competition called The Full Jesus where you have to eat the amount of communion wafers equal in mass to Jesus as fast as you possibly can
winner becomes pope
one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year
winner becomes pope
one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year
prince invented the Homestuck typing quirk send tweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
prince invented the Homestuck typing quirk send tweet
i feel like there's an alternate universe where Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington start a band called Ween and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo become comedians and make On Cinema At The Cinema. Anyways, I'm an Aaronhead for life.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i feel like there's an alternate universe where Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington start a band called Ween and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo become comedians and make On Cinema At The Cinema. Anyways, I'm an Aaronhead for life.
had a dream where @afantano.bsky.social reviewed the new Cardiacs album but it was just him stripping butt ass naked, beating his chest and screaming “YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!” for like 12 minutes. He gave it a 10 at the end though, so, here’s hoping.
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
had a dream where @afantano.bsky.social reviewed the new Cardiacs album but it was just him stripping butt ass naked, beating his chest and screaming “YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!” for like 12 minutes. He gave it a 10 at the end though, so, here’s hoping.
homestuck fantroll named Labubu Fucker
September 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
homestuck fantroll named Labubu Fucker
I haven’t even played hollow knight 1 yet bro
September 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I haven’t even played hollow knight 1 yet bro
guy who can read minds but the process is incredibly unfathomably painful for anyone whose mind is read so literally all the guy can make out is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAA"
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
guy who can read minds but the process is incredibly unfathomably painful for anyone whose mind is read so literally all the guy can make out is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAA"
lost media mystery: deleted CGPGrey video called "Incest Is The Bestcest"
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lost media mystery: deleted CGPGrey video called "Incest Is The Bestcest"
nepo babies are ok in music IF AND ONLY IF they waste their parents money on making the most maximalist overproduced music possible
if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong
buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird
if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong
buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird
July 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
nepo babies are ok in music IF AND ONLY IF they waste their parents money on making the most maximalist overproduced music possible
if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong
buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird
if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong
buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird
i call my dick wayne coyne cuz it's small and trapped in a giant plastic bubble
July 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i call my dick wayne coyne cuz it's small and trapped in a giant plastic bubble
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rented a fancy new camera check it out
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
rented a fancy new camera check it out
i've been rewatching a lot of @jonbois.bsky.social after seeing his excellent FOOL TIME series, and it's making me think about how great a series on 90's WCW from him would be
June 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i've been rewatching a lot of @jonbois.bsky.social after seeing his excellent FOOL TIME series, and it's making me think about how great a series on 90's WCW from him would be
started rvb last night, it started kinda slow but I’ve heard it picks up when the trolls come in.
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
started rvb last night, it started kinda slow but I’ve heard it picks up when the trolls come in.
just saw Elio. Elio Solis and Dib Membrane are proof that aliens are real but they only want to talk to autistic Hispanic children.
June 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
just saw Elio. Elio Solis and Dib Membrane are proof that aliens are real but they only want to talk to autistic Hispanic children.
postal dude, to the prince of the cosmos from katamari: "i had a really fucked up shitty dad too, y'know"
prince: *nods solemnly*
prince: *nods solemnly*
June 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
postal dude, to the prince of the cosmos from katamari: "i had a really fucked up shitty dad too, y'know"
prince: *nods solemnly*
prince: *nods solemnly*
guy at the alamo drafthouse orders the loudest fajitas you've ever heard in your life and ruins the most emotional scene in Big Hero 6 2: You Want To Fuck Baymax Sooooo Bad
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
guy at the alamo drafthouse orders the loudest fajitas you've ever heard in your life and ruins the most emotional scene in Big Hero 6 2: You Want To Fuck Baymax Sooooo Bad
ok genuinely what the fuck is on the side of this thing, why are there 2 barrel jacks right next to each other
June 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ok genuinely what the fuck is on the side of this thing, why are there 2 barrel jacks right next to each other
alternate universe where Ringo Starr makes a 7 minute disco novelty single called "Do The Ringo" that somehow sells more copies than the entire Beatles catalog
May 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
alternate universe where Ringo Starr makes a 7 minute disco novelty single called "Do The Ringo" that somehow sells more copies than the entire Beatles catalog
avgn clone desperately trying to hide how horny he is: THIS GAME STINKS! I'D RATHER EAT OUT BUBSY'S LUSCIOUS PUSSY THAN PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME!!!
May 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
avgn clone desperately trying to hide how horny he is: THIS GAME STINKS! I'D RATHER EAT OUT BUBSY'S LUSCIOUS PUSSY THAN PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME!!!