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Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.
March 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Conservative “comedy” is laughing AT others.

For normal folks, comedy is laughing at shared experiences. It’s hard to share experiences when you’re afraid of everyone that looks a bit different.
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just send this video to the front desk:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J0D...
Tom Cruise 'Motion Smoothing' PSA
YouTube video by Flixxy
www.youtube.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We need Human Right Savings Time
March 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well I think this clinches it.
March 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well played.
March 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pedro Pascal once again proves he’s the caring father figure we all need right now.
March 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Mom: we have xenomorph at home.
March 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Haberman doesn’t have that structure or oversight. I’m not saying she has zero structure/oversight at the times, but think of her more like a consultant vs middle manager in a corporate setting. They’re working toward the same goal within very different scopes of agency.
March 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Swan is a more traditional employee of the times that is currently assigned to their political reporting team. He reports to an editor who greenlights stories for investigation.
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not really at odds with what I said, just more nuanced than 160 characters allows. Haberman is quasi-independent - her journalism is not exclusive to the times. Like “hey we like your work and would like to have that featured in our paper.” She also writes books and occasionally appears on CNN.
March 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He’s “negotiating” the way I played Mortal Kombat as a kid: just keep doing the one move you know until the other guy falls down. When you lose just get more quarters from dad.
March 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
She sounds like a real Peter Criss.
March 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Kaiser had stolen our word for “journalist”
March 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As a correspondent, she’s embedded. She’s stays in that location and reports the news that’s happening there. As a reporter, he’s assigned stories to follow from his editor and probably doesn’t focus on a single topic. The stilted phrasing implies she was not on that assignment between terms.
March 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM