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Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.
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· Feb 1
I’m proposing a new measurement system for tailors:
Tailor’s Foot = 13 inches (1 extra for seam allowance)
Hemsworth = 1/2 a Tailor’s Foot
Fistywidth = 1/2 a Hemsworth
Knucklish = 1/2 a Fistywidth
Thimbling = 1/2 a Knucklish
These can only be spoken in a British accent.
Tailor’s Foot = 13 inches (1 extra for seam allowance)
Hemsworth = 1/2 a Tailor’s Foot
Fistywidth = 1/2 a Hemsworth
Knucklish = 1/2 a Fistywidth
Thimbling = 1/2 a Knucklish
These can only be spoken in a British accent.
Going to start playing clubs with the name “DJ Equipment”
March 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Going to start playing clubs with the name “DJ Equipment”
make geocities great again
March 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
make geocities great again
This morning’s inexplicable ear worm: Jennifer Lopez - My Love Don’t Cost a Thing
March 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This morning’s inexplicable ear worm: Jennifer Lopez - My Love Don’t Cost a Thing
Well there goes my loyalty to Southwest.
Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag.
Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.
Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag.
Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.
March 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well there goes my loyalty to Southwest.
Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag.
Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.
Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag.
Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.
There is an ice cream truck that drives through my neighborhood for several hours every afternoon, with the same 45 second clip on repeat.
It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.
It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.
March 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There is an ice cream truck that drives through my neighborhood for several hours every afternoon, with the same 45 second clip on repeat.
It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.
It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.
if you told me in the 90s that Billy Corgan would be the owner of NWA....
March 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
if you told me in the 90s that Billy Corgan would be the owner of NWA....
Okay, somebody needs to say something: what the fuck happened to Yellowjackets? It feels like there was a major shift in tone & storytelling from the last 2 seasons. I’m starting to get GoT season 8 vibes here.
March 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay, somebody needs to say something: what the fuck happened to Yellowjackets? It feels like there was a major shift in tone & storytelling from the last 2 seasons. I’m starting to get GoT season 8 vibes here.
Another morning waking up with an inexplicable ear worm:
“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
March 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Another morning waking up with an inexplicable ear worm:
“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
This morning I work up with the 80s cartoon Transformers theme song stuck in my head.
What the hell am I dreaming about?
What the hell am I dreaming about?
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This morning I work up with the 80s cartoon Transformers theme song stuck in my head.
What the hell am I dreaming about?
What the hell am I dreaming about?
I think Adam Pally would do well in the horror genre. Something like The Night House would be damn near perfect for his range and chops.
March 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think Adam Pally would do well in the horror genre. Something like The Night House would be damn near perfect for his range and chops.
Today I woke up with Alice in Chains’ The Rooster inexplicably stuck in my head. The last time I listened to that song I was still burning mix CDs and downloading from Napster.
I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.
I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.
March 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today I woke up with Alice in Chains’ The Rooster inexplicably stuck in my head. The last time I listened to that song I was still burning mix CDs and downloading from Napster.
I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.
I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.
One of the hardest truths to face as a young adult was learning that it’s not just parents that don’t understand: nobody has a damn clue at all.
It’s a fucking madhouse.
It’s a fucking madhouse.
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of the hardest truths to face as a young adult was learning that it’s not just parents that don’t understand: nobody has a damn clue at all.
It’s a fucking madhouse.
It’s a fucking madhouse.
I feel like I need to rewatch last week’s severance 5 or 6 more times so I understand what the fuck is happening before I watch this week’s episode.
March 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I feel like I need to rewatch last week’s severance 5 or 6 more times so I understand what the fuck is happening before I watch this week’s episode.
Also the shocking twist-ending in the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot
In other news, 9-1-1 is back, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is killing it.
9-1-1 Recap: No Tears Left to Cry
A character-driven plot that showcases Jennifer Love Hewitt’s many talents? We are so back.
www.vulture.com
March 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Also the shocking twist-ending in the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot
I wonder if Peter Saarsgard is also in muted awe watching Peter Saarsgard fill the shoes left by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
March 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I wonder if Peter Saarsgard is also in muted awe watching Peter Saarsgard fill the shoes left by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
Will Peter Cilella’s turn in the directors chair take him from criminally underrated actor to criminally underrated director?
My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!
My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!
Infinitely proud of all the lovely geniuses that made this beautiful film and to have contributed in any small way! ❤️❤️❤️ Have so much fun at #SXSW2025
March 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Will Peter Cilella’s turn in the directors chair take him from criminally underrated actor to criminally underrated director?
My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!
My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!
One weird quirk I have is that I regularly wake up with a song stuck in my head, often something I haven’t heard in years.
Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges
Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One weird quirk I have is that I regularly wake up with a song stuck in my head, often something I haven’t heard in years.
Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges
Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges
I think the world is ready for a Wishbone reboot.
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think the world is ready for a Wishbone reboot.
The 1999 MTV VMAs was peak American Culture. Backstreet Boys got a 6th member, Tommy Lee in only a trench coat, David Bowie and Iman proudly proclaiming they’re “on the net!” And to top it off, the Dreamcast released earlier that day.
What a beautiful shitshow.
What a beautiful shitshow.
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The 1999 MTV VMAs was peak American Culture. Backstreet Boys got a 6th member, Tommy Lee in only a trench coat, David Bowie and Iman proudly proclaiming they’re “on the net!” And to top it off, the Dreamcast released earlier that day.
What a beautiful shitshow.
What a beautiful shitshow.
Rainy days and Wednesdays always get me down
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Rainy days and Wednesdays always get me down
Next on my todo list: start a todo list.
March 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Next on my todo list: start a todo list.
@felker.bsky.social is Things Will Be Different an official entry in the Shitty Carl Cinematic Universe?
March 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@felker.bsky.social is Things Will Be Different an official entry in the Shitty Carl Cinematic Universe?
I absolutely love the word “penultimate.”
It’s definitely my 2nd favorite word.
It’s definitely my 2nd favorite word.
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I absolutely love the word “penultimate.”
It’s definitely my 2nd favorite word.
It’s definitely my 2nd favorite word.
@davidlawsonjr.bsky.social any idea how long us normies will have to wait for a wide distribution of Descendent? Hoping I don’t have to wait 8+ months before I can see it!
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@davidlawsonjr.bsky.social any idea how long us normies will have to wait for a wide distribution of Descendent? Hoping I don’t have to wait 8+ months before I can see it!
I know the writing quality of Yellowjackets seems to be in an absolute freefall this season, but damn if that courtroom drama didn’t go down smooth as hell. Misty was giving total Elenor Frutt vibes, and that Bobby Donnell-esque “withdrawn” had me cackling.
I miss The Practice.
I miss The Practice.
March 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know the writing quality of Yellowjackets seems to be in an absolute freefall this season, but damn if that courtroom drama didn’t go down smooth as hell. Misty was giving total Elenor Frutt vibes, and that Bobby Donnell-esque “withdrawn” had me cackling.
I miss The Practice.
I miss The Practice.