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@benstiller.redhour.com the only thing i don’t like about severance is when it ends and i have to wait another week 🥲
February 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i need to stop buying used optiplex micros 🥲
February 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I recently uninstalled Twitter as it was broken anyway. Everytime I clicked the X i couldn‘t seem to close the app. Seems to happen in Safari too. Useless.
December 26, 2024 at 6:34 AM
some people smh
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
might as well start making increasingly vague subtweets
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
doordash thinks i’m made of money when they suggest these tips i swear

how about pay the drivers more?
December 16, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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ChatGPT reviews how you did in your chat
December 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
had to alias :q to exit shell because vim has destroyed me
December 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
are they still called tweets and retweets?
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
really wish app store update changelogs were required list changes rather than the vague

“we’re constantly updating (product) to make our customer’s experience better”
December 12, 2024 at 12:02 PM
sorry, you can’t cancel your subscription via our app, please leave a letter of intent at the following coordinates and leave a small offering
December 11, 2024 at 9:08 AM
no i don’t want to use your app, please let me use my browser 🥲
December 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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We've always been a fan of blueskies.
December 6, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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DoorDash option to post bail if your driver gets your arrested
December 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM
“there must be a way to automate this”

- me before spending more time automating than it would have taken to just do the task
December 5, 2024 at 11:10 PM