Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking San Francisco fans.

I couldn't fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking douche he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.

Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking ribs was almost as good as being in football heaven.

You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness 49er fans put on is ridiculous.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.

He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at those fucking ribs like he's king of the world.

Jesus Christ I hate 49er fans so much.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in football. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking 49ers t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it off of the team store like a fucking schmuck.

thanks oddish

gonna sever myself so i can jump to this day

they stood me up

*hottie

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