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asl: 29/f/california
I saw a 49ers fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking ribs. Ribs. Typical fucking 49ers fan. He was there with his stupid 49ers fan wife who of course was eating fucking ribs too.
March 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
why does the bluesky ceo want to get rid of little caesars
March 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
having a good time laughing at the funney dog in the taco bell commercial yo quiero taco bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#promosky

taco bell
March 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
sudoku is rigged
March 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by crash test mummy
Theatre of Hate - Do you belive in the westworld
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
dick van dyke in mary poppins sounds more british than british people but british people are too scared to admit this
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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the dc cherry blossom peak bloom is predicted for 28th of march! this year is super special - my best friend will be visiting and she's going to see them for the first time ever!! ;0; 🌸💗🌸
February 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
going to be interviewed on the weather channel TONIGHT at 2:53am
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
happy birthda hootie
Repost to help us wish QB Bo Nix a happy birthday! 🥳
February 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
so-crates and barnabas are the biggest bros of the game what the fuck are you on about
My considered and expert opinion is that Assassin's Creed Odyssey would be a better game if you could assassinate Socrates.
February 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i really do love this icon because it makes me look stupid no matter what i say
February 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello Everyone chicken foot is a great game that everyone should try
February 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the doctor told me my iq number it's terminal
February 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
February 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
February 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i like luke warm gator aid
February 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
whoa..dep...
video games 1985: press A to make the plumber jump

video games 2025: press A to comfort the plumber as he contemplates the nature of grief and memory
February 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
#promosky

-television programs
-yam
-cloth
-shoving chicken bones down my drain
-watching british people get mad over saying a northern british accent sounds the same as a southern british accent
-corn
-video game

follow for more! <3
February 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM