If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
I'm team horizontal (they cook more evenly that way), but the commonfolk in this house sensibly use tongs.
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm team horizontal (they cook more evenly that way), but the commonfolk in this house sensibly use tongs.
The irony of targeting Portland for immigration:
September 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The irony of targeting Portland for immigration:
Intercostal muscle strain - and I had the "incapacitating pain" variety that mimicked both a heart attack and pancreas/spleen/liver crisis. 🫠
Luckily the ER sorted it out.
Luckily the ER sorted it out.
June 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Intercostal muscle strain - and I had the "incapacitating pain" variety that mimicked both a heart attack and pancreas/spleen/liver crisis. 🫠
Luckily the ER sorted it out.
Luckily the ER sorted it out.
I'm hiding (among many odds and ends) my 6' Lady Pirate statue and my creepy mannequin head.
May 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm hiding (among many odds and ends) my 6' Lady Pirate statue and my creepy mannequin head.
No regrets. It was delicious.
May 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
No regrets. It was delicious.
Are we winning yet? 😔
March 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Are we winning yet? 😔
Took a trip to hang with some chilly trees.
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Took a trip to hang with some chilly trees.
"Get my own records" he said.
I hope he likes Head-Cha-La on repeat.
I hope he likes Head-Cha-La on repeat.
January 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Get my own records" he said.
I hope he likes Head-Cha-La on repeat.
I hope he likes Head-Cha-La on repeat.
It is quite insane. 🙈
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It is quite insane. 🙈
