Crappy Mike
@crappymike.bsky.social
I am bad at video games. Sometimes I make music for them.
Trying to record some bass tracks but my finger tips are completely numb and I'm too cheap to turn the heat on.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trying to record some bass tracks but my finger tips are completely numb and I'm too cheap to turn the heat on.
Sloppy, but I'll take it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sloppy, but I'll take it.
"I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad."
I forgot I had this. Now I have nothing to blame but TV input lag!
I forgot I had this. Now I have nothing to blame but TV input lag!
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad."
I forgot I had this. Now I have nothing to blame but TV input lag!
I forgot I had this. Now I have nothing to blame but TV input lag!
Sweet Jesus, this took me all day. I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad.
I also missed the extra lives code.
Now let's see if I remember how to do the Turbo Tunnels...
I also missed the extra lives code.
Now let's see if I remember how to do the Turbo Tunnels...
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sweet Jesus, this took me all day. I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad.
I also missed the extra lives code.
Now let's see if I remember how to do the Turbo Tunnels...
I also missed the extra lives code.
Now let's see if I remember how to do the Turbo Tunnels...
I have several joke email addresses, things you might type in frustration. Lately, someone has been using one of them to order cosmetics. I have their physical address and phone number on the receipt. I can't think of anything funny to do with this information.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have several joke email addresses, things you might type in frustration. Lately, someone has been using one of them to order cosmetics. I have their physical address and phone number on the receipt. I can't think of anything funny to do with this information.
Medium Sub
Plain White Sub Roll **NO SESAME SEEDS**
Toasted Roll
Ham
No Cheese
Do Not Cut
Plain White Sub Roll **NO SESAME SEEDS**
Toasted Roll
Ham
No Cheese
Do Not Cut
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Medium Sub
Plain White Sub Roll **NO SESAME SEEDS**
Toasted Roll
Ham
No Cheese
Do Not Cut
Plain White Sub Roll **NO SESAME SEEDS**
Toasted Roll
Ham
No Cheese
Do Not Cut
Got a new guitar pedal.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Got a new guitar pedal.
Reposted by Crappy Mike
nobody wants your fucking ai
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nobody wants your fucking ai
Most of my time on the Switch2 so far has been playing Switch1 games. And I plan on picking up DKCR HD and Prime Remastered in January and also Rhythm Heaven upon release. Only looking forward to Prime 4. Feels like a loss. Anyone have thoughts if Kart World is worth it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Most of my time on the Switch2 so far has been playing Switch1 games. And I plan on picking up DKCR HD and Prime Remastered in January and also Rhythm Heaven upon release. Only looking forward to Prime 4. Feels like a loss. Anyone have thoughts if Kart World is worth it?
I made 120 sandwiches this morning.
I regret every decision and event that has led my life to this point.
I regret every decision and event that has led my life to this point.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I made 120 sandwiches this morning.
I regret every decision and event that has led my life to this point.
I regret every decision and event that has led my life to this point.
I don't eat where I work, but I had a coupon so I decided to taste the wares.
Our sandwiches are bland and awful. How do we make $500,000/year when every corner pizza shop outshines us?
In other news, I also don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift.
Our sandwiches are bland and awful. How do we make $500,000/year when every corner pizza shop outshines us?
In other news, I also don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don't eat where I work, but I had a coupon so I decided to taste the wares.
Our sandwiches are bland and awful. How do we make $500,000/year when every corner pizza shop outshines us?
In other news, I also don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift.
Our sandwiches are bland and awful. How do we make $500,000/year when every corner pizza shop outshines us?
In other news, I also don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift.
My favorite customer is still alive, two days in a row!
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My favorite customer is still alive, two days in a row!
My favorite customer is still alive.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My favorite customer is still alive.
Picked up Galaxy 1 + 2 today ...
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Picked up Galaxy 1 + 2 today ...
team-realm.itch.io/elmer
I did the music for this, and now you can play it on your #Playdate! Check it the fuck out!
#ELmER #TeamREALM #chiptunes #IMadeThis #BeepBoopMusic
I did the music for this, and now you can play it on your #Playdate! Check it the fuck out!
#ELmER #TeamREALM #chiptunes #IMadeThis #BeepBoopMusic
ELmER by TEAM REALM
team-realm.itch.io
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
team-realm.itch.io/elmer
I did the music for this, and now you can play it on your #Playdate! Check it the fuck out!
#ELmER #TeamREALM #chiptunes #IMadeThis #BeepBoopMusic
I did the music for this, and now you can play it on your #Playdate! Check it the fuck out!
#ELmER #TeamREALM #chiptunes #IMadeThis #BeepBoopMusic
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I put around 6 hours into it. Is that enough time to say Donkey Kong Bananza is boring? To be fair, I didn't like Odyssey that much. I'm not a sandbox fan, I much prefer Galaxy. So why did I think DK was going to be for me?
Looks like it's going for $50 on eBay...
Looks like it's going for $50 on eBay...
October 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I put around 6 hours into it. Is that enough time to say Donkey Kong Bananza is boring? To be fair, I didn't like Odyssey that much. I'm not a sandbox fan, I much prefer Galaxy. So why did I think DK was going to be for me?
Looks like it's going for $50 on eBay...
Looks like it's going for $50 on eBay...
September 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So Steam has a sale every season? Oh.
September 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So Steam has a sale every season? Oh.
So if Bobby is 21 in the new KotH season, where was he when Hank and Peggy were in Saudi Arabia?
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So if Bobby is 21 in the new KotH season, where was he when Hank and Peggy were in Saudi Arabia?
I was gifted a Switch 2 and am in the process of transferring everything off my S1. I don't have a memory card yet, so to make sure I have enough room, I'm deleting some of my lesser loved games. And it's cathartic: "Oo fuck that game, I wasted 2 bucks on it, die you piece of shit die die die!"
September 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was gifted a Switch 2 and am in the process of transferring everything off my S1. I don't have a memory card yet, so to make sure I have enough room, I'm deleting some of my lesser loved games. And it's cathartic: "Oo fuck that game, I wasted 2 bucks on it, die you piece of shit die die die!"
I don't understand the point of putting sandwich toppings on the side. Like, you're going to put those pickles on the thing later, why not let me do it while I'm making it? You're splitting the sandwich with someone who doesn't like peppers? Great, I'll put them on only one half.
September 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I don't understand the point of putting sandwich toppings on the side. Like, you're going to put those pickles on the thing later, why not let me do it while I'm making it? You're splitting the sandwich with someone who doesn't like peppers? Great, I'll put them on only one half.
Reposted by Crappy Mike
OPEN LETTER: to Conservatives who are compiling databases of people who don’t express sadness at Kirk’s death, in order to call their employers & get them fired.
I realize they truly feel self-righteous about this. But on sheer statistics, alone, they are completely fucking delusional.
THREAD:👇🧵
I realize they truly feel self-righteous about this. But on sheer statistics, alone, they are completely fucking delusional.
THREAD:👇🧵
Open Letter To Conservatives: I Don’t Feel Empathy For Charlie
For Those Compiling Databases Of Liberals Who Have No Empathy For Charlie Kirk
resistrebelrevolt.substack.com
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
OPEN LETTER: to Conservatives who are compiling databases of people who don’t express sadness at Kirk’s death, in order to call their employers & get them fired.
I realize they truly feel self-righteous about this. But on sheer statistics, alone, they are completely fucking delusional.
THREAD:👇🧵
I realize they truly feel self-righteous about this. But on sheer statistics, alone, they are completely fucking delusional.
THREAD:👇🧵