Cranmary Sauce
@cranmary-sauce.bsky.social
I have never forgiven Vampire Weekend for what they said about the Oxford comma.
Perpetually re-reading Dune and Lord of the Rings.
Waiting for the nuclear winter to take me.
Perpetually re-reading Dune and Lord of the Rings.
Waiting for the nuclear winter to take me.
Why is @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social apparently also spending his time testifying about bad North Dakota bills?
February 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Why is @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social apparently also spending his time testifying about bad North Dakota bills?
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Maybe it’s time to just set the whole thing on fire and start over
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Republican who won county seat pleads guilty to sexual assault of daughter
John Jessup to resign as commissioner in Hancock, Indiana, and faces prison after guilty plea over incident in Las Vegas
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Maybe it’s time to just set the whole thing on fire and start over
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
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Linda McMahon. Was Wile E Coyote unavailable.
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Linda McMahon. Was Wile E Coyote unavailable.
I knew the cabinet appointments were gonna be bad but I didn’t think it was gonna be “almost all of them have Behind the Bastards episodes already made about them” bad.
November 21, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I knew the cabinet appointments were gonna be bad but I didn’t think it was gonna be “almost all of them have Behind the Bastards episodes already made about them” bad.
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jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays
My mother, today: you’re bad about overthinking things
Me: no that’s like one of the only things I’m good at
Me: no that’s like one of the only things I’m good at
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
My mother, today: you’re bad about overthinking things
Me: no that’s like one of the only things I’m good at
Me: no that’s like one of the only things I’m good at
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Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie
Everyone says "play fantasty football" and no one will let me draft dinosaurs
November 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Everyone says "play fantasty football" and no one will let me draft dinosaurs
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November 18, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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Well if I’m gonna doom scroll it may as well be here and not THERE, am I right gamers?! high five
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Well if I’m gonna doom scroll it may as well be here and not THERE, am I right gamers?! high five
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good for him! work-life balance is so important
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
good for him! work-life balance is so important
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Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
I wish my brain retained anything else as well as it retains Skyrim lore.
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I wish my brain retained anything else as well as it retains Skyrim lore.
I’m just saying, couples who have joint FB accounts should have to pay a higher tax rate.
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I’m just saying, couples who have joint FB accounts should have to pay a higher tax rate.