Cranky Old Man 🏴 🇪🇦
@crankyoldman.bsky.social
I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!
Going to the principal’s office!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the words `` busted ! ''
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November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Going to the principal’s office!
Spray painted gold!
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November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Spray painted gold!
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You don’t like the decorating job by the Home Depot team?
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You don’t like the decorating job by the Home Depot team?
What is it about these MAGAt pukes and genitalia?
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November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What is it about these MAGAt pukes and genitalia?
Hey Donnie the Eternally Impotent!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hey Donnie the Eternally Impotent!
The enemy will always attack the weakest. These traitors need to fade away!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The enemy will always attack the weakest. These traitors need to fade away!
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And these 8 traitors who obviously don’t understand the wrath of the people. Stupid weaklings.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
And these 8 traitors who obviously don’t understand the wrath of the people. Stupid weaklings.
Wow, they have unicorns and butterflies floating out of their asses!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wow, they have unicorns and butterflies floating out of their asses!
Hitler’s Brown Shirts were also a collection of thugs!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hitler’s Brown Shirts were also a collection of thugs!
Always appreciated.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Always appreciated.
Is he also into gladiator movies?
roger roger what 's our vector victor written on the bottom
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November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Is he also into gladiator movies?