Cranky Old Man 🏴 🇪🇦
@crankyoldman.bsky.social
I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!
Look, look! The Orange Enema Bag is falling asleep in the stands!
June 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Look, look! The Orange Enema Bag is falling asleep in the stands!
What can I say?
May 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What can I say?
Tell me he is not on drugs!
April 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Tell me he is not on drugs!
Escaping reality for a few minutes!
April 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Escaping reality for a few minutes!
A week filled with court challenges, tariffs, and ass clown cabinet members!
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A week filled with court challenges, tariffs, and ass clown cabinet members!
It was take your son to work day at the White House.
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It was take your son to work day at the White House.
If you are going to be at the Super Bowl in person, be sure to give the Orange Emperor a proper welcome.
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you are going to be at the Super Bowl in person, be sure to give the Orange Emperor a proper welcome.
As I look at the Wolf Moon out the window, I can hear Nancy Mace howling in the distance.
January 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
As I look at the Wolf Moon out the window, I can hear Nancy Mace howling in the distance.
Beautiful. Aruba here
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Beautiful. Aruba here
Go Denver'
January 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Go Denver'
Jeff (Skippy) Bezos claims everything is better than it was 50 years ago. Points to breast augmentation as an example.
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Jeff (Skippy) Bezos claims everything is better than it was 50 years ago. Points to breast augmentation as an example.
It was a lovely Christmas.
December 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
It was a lovely Christmas.
Entire Bronco tree.
December 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Entire Bronco tree.
Today, I turned to Eric Hofer for inspiration. It's not bad for a longshoreman with no advanced education!
December 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Today, I turned to Eric Hofer for inspiration. It's not bad for a longshoreman with no advanced education!
I knew at this very moment that Trump had no soul. If you supported him after this, then you have no soul! I pray for you.
December 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I knew at this very moment that Trump had no soul. If you supported him after this, then you have no soul! I pray for you.
Colorado Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Colorado Christmas
This says it all.
December 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
This says it all.
Winter moon glowing through the great room window tonight!
December 15, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Winter moon glowing through the great room window tonight!
Right back at you!
December 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Right back at you!
Our tree this year!
December 12, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Our tree this year!
Scary stuff.
December 12, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Scary stuff.
Denver Bronco tree. All I want for Christmas is a wild card spot!
December 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Denver Bronco tree. All I want for Christmas is a wild card spot!