Did y’all know you can get your chips bone in?
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did y’all know you can get your chips bone in?
Air fryers have inched us that much closer to spray can food from Phil of the Future
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Air fryers have inched us that much closer to spray can food from Phil of the Future
It’s wild that with alcohol you drink a little silly juice and you turn into a little silly goose
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s wild that with alcohol you drink a little silly juice and you turn into a little silly goose
I predict with the wealth inequality/ cash flow divergence we’re seeing in household finances we’re going to see a shift in language with a High American English dialect and a Low American English further dividing the nation in the long term with education diverging further along economic lines
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I predict with the wealth inequality/ cash flow divergence we’re seeing in household finances we’re going to see a shift in language with a High American English dialect and a Low American English further dividing the nation in the long term with education diverging further along economic lines
Can RFK Jr explain why my batteries taste bitter?????
October 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can RFK Jr explain why my batteries taste bitter?????
Aaand let’s see what’s going on in conservo-fasciland… alternative realities
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Aaand let’s see what’s going on in conservo-fasciland… alternative realities
Is it a coincidence this military meeting is being called while a shutdown is happening? Imagine if they tried to use military force against Dems saying they are treasonous for not voting to fund the government
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is it a coincidence this military meeting is being called while a shutdown is happening? Imagine if they tried to use military force against Dems saying they are treasonous for not voting to fund the government
Reposted by Cranky Jaybird
Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Ross Nothought has done it again… is it toxic empathy to just following Jesus’ teachings my guy??
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ross Nothought has done it again… is it toxic empathy to just following Jesus’ teachings my guy??
My grandad grabbing my stomach fat: “I notice that me someone got bigger this past year”
Me internally: “I notice it’s about time for someone to fucking die”
Me internally: “I notice it’s about time for someone to fucking die”
July 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My grandad grabbing my stomach fat: “I notice that me someone got bigger this past year”
Me internally: “I notice it’s about time for someone to fucking die”
Me internally: “I notice it’s about time for someone to fucking die”
Reposted by Cranky Jaybird
I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
June 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
The new job luster has worn off!
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The new job luster has worn off!
I wish my wife wanted to have a sexual life with me instead of going and seeing (and dragging me along to) queer showings of steel magnolias with her coworkers
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I wish my wife wanted to have a sexual life with me instead of going and seeing (and dragging me along to) queer showings of steel magnolias with her coworkers
*Me horny & wife say no sex till later*
*me doubtful so masterbate*
*wife unhappy about masterbate says wants to have sex later*
*I say I’m gtg later but doubtful she will be*
*after dinner wife says she’s out on sex*
*me glad I masterbated*
*me doubtful so masterbate*
*wife unhappy about masterbate says wants to have sex later*
*I say I’m gtg later but doubtful she will be*
*after dinner wife says she’s out on sex*
*me glad I masterbated*
June 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*Me horny & wife say no sex till later*
*me doubtful so masterbate*
*wife unhappy about masterbate says wants to have sex later*
*I say I’m gtg later but doubtful she will be*
*after dinner wife says she’s out on sex*
*me glad I masterbated*
*me doubtful so masterbate*
*wife unhappy about masterbate says wants to have sex later*
*I say I’m gtg later but doubtful she will be*
*after dinner wife says she’s out on sex*
*me glad I masterbated*
My dad: “IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD YOURE EITHER STUPID OR STUBBORN 😡😠😡😠”
My man you would be shocked to find out my values - hope hell is warm!
My man you would be shocked to find out my values - hope hell is warm!
June 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My dad: “IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD YOURE EITHER STUPID OR STUBBORN 😡😠😡😠”
My man you would be shocked to find out my values - hope hell is warm!
My man you would be shocked to find out my values - hope hell is warm!
Spent 2 1/2 hours at the bar with a fellow member of the HOA board, but we did not finish much budgeting. I was disappointed by this. I think my partner was just pumped to get out of the house and have some beer. His invite to do budgeting was misleading.
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Spent 2 1/2 hours at the bar with a fellow member of the HOA board, but we did not finish much budgeting. I was disappointed by this. I think my partner was just pumped to get out of the house and have some beer. His invite to do budgeting was misleading.
My manager going solo cam on during this meeting with mascara that looks like it has run due to crying prior to the call is a decision
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My manager going solo cam on during this meeting with mascara that looks like it has run due to crying prior to the call is a decision
Cigarettes are a perfect technology aside from uhh the cancer and odor
May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cigarettes are a perfect technology aside from uhh the cancer and odor
breakfast sausage and eggs all I gotta say is DAMN you are hitting today
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
breakfast sausage and eggs all I gotta say is DAMN you are hitting today
Me: That lady is kinda scary I dont like talking to her
My mngr: That lady is EXTREMELY scary and very confused
My mngr: That lady is EXTREMELY scary and very confused
May 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me: That lady is kinda scary I dont like talking to her
My mngr: That lady is EXTREMELY scary and very confused
My mngr: That lady is EXTREMELY scary and very confused
oddly enough I feel like my client meeting went really this morning which means I prob stepped in doodoo and haven't realized it yet
May 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
oddly enough I feel like my client meeting went really this morning which means I prob stepped in doodoo and haven't realized it yet
STFU OLD MAN YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
STFU OLD MAN YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
I have a couple of absolute waste of time meetings every Thursday and it’s so annoying like yall are just fucking around for 2 hrs I cannot bill
May 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I have a couple of absolute waste of time meetings every Thursday and it’s so annoying like yall are just fucking around for 2 hrs I cannot bill